Inapropriate Speech XD

[trueblaze]

I'm playing the SE and built a full stack of elders lead by Legolus to attack Mordor. So as I begin my first battle with this stack I decide to watch the intro speach. The camara zooms around the army all dramatic like then finally zooms into Legolus preparing for a dramatic speach. Legolus lifts his sword and yells: "BATTLE GIVES ME THE HORN"......That's it, that's all he says. I must have laughed for five minutes after hearing him say that.

Two things:

1. Has anyone else ever had there general say something that seemed comical and completly out of character for the character/race.

2. How hard would it be to create all new speaches for this mod? If it were possible it might be fun to do something like have fans send in speach samples for different races and character traits. Not a major upgrade but it might make for an interesting sub mod for someone who's up to the task.

[Deedlit]

Yeah on my Last High elf Campaign a stack of my troops reached their movement point limit, and the general sied "Ive tried whipping them, but the men are spent"

I was like o_O Elves whipping elves?

[cil1993]

Think i was Gondor, and i was invading Mordor (i was near the Orc Encampent near Mt Doom but got attacked by an orc army) General said something about "If you find a women in neeed of protection feel free to send her my way) or something..
I Mean honestly..Orc women...god that would be scary

[Abyrvalg]

Think i was Gondor, and i was invading Mordor (i was near the Orc Encampent near Mt Doom but got attacked by an orc army) General said something about "If you find a women in neeed of protection feel free to send her my way) or something..
I Mean honestly..Orc women...god that would be scary

Erm... Captured human women?

[Maxamus]

Similiar to this is weird traits i think! Like as SE right now legolas' thing says Prince Legolas Lord of Terror and im like ?????because i hadnt done anything particularly mean.. Execept i probobly killed around 20k insengard troops with like 150 total losses using horse archers lol.. I just flee when i run out of arrows

[trueblaze]

I've also noticed in just about every campain I've played, Legolus has always had more fear than respect. Even in my current campain he has one fear mark. Funny cause I always thought Legolus was a nice guy, guess his home life is quite a bit different than on screen eh.

Edit: Also, I just had a general come of age and the wired thing was: His very first trait was "Activly Disloyal" but his very last trait was "Loyal". I guess he's just one of those guys who is always going against what you tell him but deep down he repects you.

[Kawee]

I've also noticed in just about every campain I've played, Legolus has always had more fear than respect. Even in my current campain he has one fear mark. Funny cause I always thought Legolus was a nice guy, guess his home life is quite a bit different than on screen eh.

Edit: Also, I just had a general come of age and the wired thing was: His very first trait was "Activly Disloyal" but his very last trait was "Loyal". I guess he's just one of those guys who is always going against what you tell him but deep down he repects you.

That's the kind of justification that will keep you sane while playing this game

[Ozzmosis]

The Witchking: These men are only feared by sheep, and for all the wrong reasons!! LOL, especially since he says it in that distorted voice!

[Twist of Cain]

I laugh every time I hear an orc call the enemies "ass-weasels." My all time favorite though is probably the one where the general delivers his speech, then suddenly is all "snake snake snake SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SOMEONE TAKE IT AWAY"

[Hound of Culann]

I find it funny that when you rally with a general of Gondor, he yells "Come back, you spiders women!" in a barbaric voice. Doesn't really fit in the nobility of Gondor imo

[Some Random Evil Guy]

I find it funny that when you rally with a general of Gondor, he yells "Come back, you spiders women!" in a barbaric voice. Doesn't really fit in the nobility of Gondor imo

I think it's "Come back, you spineless women!" Which I could well imagine a noble, especially if he was adopted into the family, saying.

[Outlawstar15a2]

I find it funny that when you rally with a general of Gondor, he yells "Come back, you spiders women!" in a barbaric voice. Doesn't really fit in the nobility of Gondor imo

It's "Come back, you spineless women!"

[Hound of Culann]

It's "Come back, you spineless women!"

Sorry about that, i must've heard it wrong . And that makes a lot more sense

[Maverock]

I laugh every time I hear an orc call the enemies "ass-weasels." My all time favorite though is probably the one where the general delivers his speech, then suddenly is all "snake snake snake SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SOMEONE TAKE IT AWAY"

Never heard that one
How much different options are there for a general speech too choose from?

[Alphonse]

I do not listen to the speaches simply because the voice acting is terrible, throws me out of immersion, and NEVER fits the hero I'm looking at. So why bother?

Certain speaches are attached to several things, ancillarys, enemy army make up, enemy army size, same for your army, and the Generals traits. Which I find also annoying and strangely ammusing when Aragorn gets a "Shamefull" Trait.

[derf]

After diplomatic dialogue with the Dwarves, they will mention "Scotland".

[KozCDVI]

I had Boromir gain the trait 'sexually liberated' and although I had seen that before in this mod, I hadn't found it in a main charater xD

[wupwup]

Lmao. Always wondered why he walked funny

[trueblaze]

In my dwarf campain, Gimly had the "wife is a wench" trait fallowed by the trait that stated that his wife now openly talks about sleeping with other men. Well I guess when Gimly is away playing with elves and hobits someone has to comb miss Gimly's side wiskers XD.

Ironicly in that came campain when I came across the king of Rohon (Thaoden?) he had the shamelessly lewd trait.

[Muffer Nl]

You do know that only 1/3 of the Dwarves are female right? Gimli must be really bad in bed