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    299. You say that the Spanish needed to build a naval dockyard before discovering the Americas
    300. You say to your history teacher "I don't know why the Spanish didn't wipe out the Moors completely after the reconquista, they would have made a lot more money off of the gold, jewelry, and ivory down near Timbuktu than the tobacco in the new world."
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    *might have already been said*

    301: You beat someone in a fist fight and you attempt to ransom them
    and 302: When the ransom fails (due to everyone thinking its a joke) you execute the loser O.o
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    303. You adopt a dog, name it Milan, and beat the out of it every single day.

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    304. When someone talks about another game you ask "I've never played that mod before"
    305. You adopt a child to train him as a general.
    306. You know that the war in Afghanistan has cost ungodly amounts of money. You laugh at the ignorance of the American and British leaders for not requesting a crusade, which would have cut all the costs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CELTICEMPIRE View Post
    304. When someone talks about another game you ask "I've never played that mod before"
    305. You adopt a child to train him as a general.
    306. You know that the war in Afghanistan has cost ungodly amounts of money. You laugh at the ignorance of the American and British leaders for not requesting a crusade, which would have cut all the costs.
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    307. You necro this thread just to see more posts...

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    308- You see people at work and family as generals, with traits. +2 something here, -1 something there.

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    309 - You spend $2K on a new computer just to play a nine year old game...

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    310 - You have nightmares about the Mongols and Timurids invading your house.
    311 - You give up on math problems because you know you don't have a "GoodAtMath" trait.
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    312 - You estimate the dread and chivalry ratings of your higher ups at work before attempting a wage disscussion.

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    313. You fail a topography test. Not because you don't know the answers but because you call regions/nations/cities by the names they have in Medieval 2.
    314. You have to make a map about 11th century Europe and you make half the map grey and call the owners rebels

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    315. When you have to run somewhere, you can almost hear a doubleclick, and yourself shouting CHARGE.
    ...316. And if it's a short distance, you don't worry about the fatigue loss.

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    317. When you hear your boss died, you feel like running away. But you show up again the next day like nothing happened.
    318. In a fight, you try to check the stats of the other guy, to see how many hitpoints he has.
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    319. You haven't played Age of Empires II in years, and you go back to play it, and realize that horse archers that can't fire on the move SUCK (so does not being able to do cavalry charges).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kataphractos View Post
    319. You haven't played Age of Empires II in years, and you go back to play it, and realize that horse archers that can't fire on the move SUCK (so does not being able to do cavalry charges).
    Or you're just aware of the concept of realism .

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    320. when being turned down by a beautiful lady, you curse yourself for it because next time it will be even harder....

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    321. you wonder the effects in public order in your local town if the church was to implode, mysteriously.

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    322. When you pass an ugly old woman on the streets, you check your body for warts. When you're certain that you're not cursed, you go to the woman and proclaim that's she's just a glorified performer of party tricks.

    323. You go to a gold mine and just stand there, hoping to get rich.

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    324. When you believe El Cid is the national hero of rebels
    325. When you, as the Leader and righteous King of your Realm and Dynasty, search your family tree and imagine implementing it in Medieval II Total War. ''Grandfather, died in battle in 1974 A.D.. Father? Died Peacefully 2010 A.D., King Stavros II, Reign: 2010-??'' (My father and grandfather are fine, just killed them off for the purpose of this post)
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    326: You wonder why real merchants don't stuff themselves into forts by the dozens.
    327: You think you can do something dumb in real life as long as you do a quicksave first.
    328: If you are walking with someone slow you think you can use a movement bug to make them go as fast as you
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