Signs You Play Too Much Medieval 2: Total War

[Bonez]

256. You wonder if there is a gum or something to help you quite playing Medieval Two.

There is such a thing! They call it Shogun 2 total war... Soon enough it shall be Rome 2 total war, only issue is that they haven't found another such gum or like substance to get you off of Shogun 2.

[trustno1(2)]

268. You know the starting population of every settlement
269. You have the Total War symbol as the background image on your computer
270. You are writing this post from school

[ccgr1121]

268. You know the starting population of every settlement
269. You have the Total War symbol as the background image on your computer
270. You are writing this post from school

Lucky! My school blocks TWC

Oh, and I had the Total War Symbol as a profile pic on Facebook for a while

[tianzong]

271. When you carry something heavy you do it so slow that you can't lift it like the 2-handed guys from m2tw
272. When you want to send in troops if you're favorit soccerteam loses

[herne_the _hunter]

273. When you do all night sessions... can't help myself when I get into the story unfolding in the game. In real life one moment it is early evening and then next thing I realise it is the dawn of a new day... I'm 47 btw

[m_1512]

This is a funny game, I'll give one. btw, I also expects reps if you find it funny.

274. You get a D in our test, and you say to your teacher, "The Sultan has killed for lesser insults."

[m_1512]

275. Your idea of becoming friends is marrying their princess.

276. You start writing console codes in your notes to get more marks.

277. You go to the department store and start thinking the best way to seize their assets.

278. In class, you start expecting to be rewarded in florins or troops whenever you answer correctly.

[Lord Damien]

279 - You think the townhouse on your block is a Fort.
280 - You think your neighbor is another nation. And that you can declare war on him
281 - You start thinking that the national currency is florins and that you expect to get paid in them
282 - You think the old man on your block is a heretic and you go and try to Denounce him
283 - You think the Inquisition exits and that you have a piety bar on top of your head. The higher it is the less chance of you be burned alive

[trustno1(2)]

284. Your family gets in a feud with another and you say you should exterminate the populace of their capitol (their house) once you capture it.

[TheDarkKnight]

This is great...I almost started laughing out loud in class...

[trustno1(2)]

285. You rate priests on a scale of 0-10 piety
286. You want to get M2TW tatoos

[DomnitorCantemir]

287. When I bought the game a few years ago and then I got addicted and I was excited in my school day

[florin87]

287. when you want insult people you call them arseweasels and moonstruck fools.

[trustno1(2)]

289. When you quote the quotes on the loading screens

[King William the Conqueror]

289. When you quote the quotes on the loading screens

I do that one all the time

[CELTICEMPIRE]

290 You get to do an extra credit project in Medieval History class, it can be on any crusade that you choose. You ponder which crusade to do, you cannot chose between the epic crusade against heretical excommunicated Milan 1184, or the even more epic crusade to to capture Jerusalem from the Timurids in 1420.
291 You eventually go with the Timurid crusade. Your project contains detailed information on both the crusading and Timurid generals. It contains many pictures, screenshots of the campaign map and battles.
292 You obviously fail the project, but you see that your friend chose the fourth crusade. He got full credit for this. You protest to your teacher explaining that you cannot go on a crusade against an Orthodox nation.

[trustno1(2)]

293. You point out historical mistakes in weaponry and armour in movies about the medieval period

[teufulhundenUSMC]

294. You were given an assignment to do a powerpoint presentation in history class. You decide to do one on your military campaigns.

[Delvecchio1975]

295. Your wife is shouting along "We tore them apart, my Lord!"

That pisses me off every time.

[CELTICEMPIRE]

296 You wonder the local Wicca people in your community are surviving, as there is also a very pious priest in who lives there.
297 You make a chart of everyone who has assassinated a President of the United States, and give them subterfuge ratings.
298 You claim that the Aztecs did not exist until the Spanish discovered Mexico.