Signs You Play Too Much Medieval 2: Total War

[trustno1(2)]

221. When you look at this thread and say "How can anyone play too much Medieval 2 Total War"

[Lord Damien]

222 - You start thinking your girlfriend is your Queen and you are a King
223 - You starting talking about the game to your history teacher in school.
224 - you start thinking that some people are hertics. even though they are just another relgion than you.

[trustno1(2)]

222 - You start thinking your girlfriend is your Queen and you are a King
223 - You starting talking about the game to your history teacher in school.
224 - you start thinking that some people are hertics. even though they are just another relgion than you.

That one pertains to me! Ha ha that's so me!

225. Your ideal date with your girlfriend: Play LAN battles with her all day!

[Lord Damien]

226 - On History tests about a famous general. You Quote him from the game
227 - You Ride a horse to school
228 - You start talking about other nations as My allies or My Enemy. Or the Papal states hates them because they attack my country

[trustno1(2)]

229. You were assigned a free-write essay in English class. This is what you wrote on: The story of me and my rise to power in Europe, Russia, and North Africa.

[Lord Damien]

240 - You where given a easy math question. Instead of answering the Question in Dollars or your nation Currency you answer the question with X amount of florins
241 - you Start thinking buildings take X amount of turns to build.
242 - You think your boss is a knight and you are his Squire

243 - you call germany the holy roman Empire

[trustno1(2)]

244. You expect everyone to call you a king.
245. You think all of history's greatest generals copied you.
246. You constantly correct your history teacher about military conquests during the Medieval period.

[Lord Damien]

244. You expect everyone to call you a king.
245. You think all of history's greatest generals copied you.
246. You constantly correct your history teacher about military conquests during the Medieval period.

I totally did that. And I was mainly right about most of them.

247 - You think you Family is the Royal family
248 - You think your mother is a witch

[trustno1(2)]

I totally did that. And I was mainly right about most of them.

247 - You think you Family is the Royal family
248 - You think your mother is a witch

249. You try sending priests to burn your mother when you think she is a witch
250. You know inlet, hill, tree, and bends in the roads from the game
251. You have a Total War Guild in your neighborhood
252. When you and your neighbors make your own mods
253. You know more about trade from building roads and markets in M2TW than you do in economics class
254. You call your bike your horse and say you are a general and the people biking with you are your bodyguard
255. You want to make a Total War app
256. You wonder if there is a gum or something to help you quite playing Medieval Two.
257. Your mother wants you to give up playing Medieval 2 for Lent and you say hell no!

[Silverheart]

249. You try sending priests to burn your mother when you think she is a witch
250. You know inlet, hill, tree, and bends in the roads from the game
251. You have a Total War Guild in your neighborhood
252. When you and your neighbors make your own mods
253. You know more about trade from building roads and markets in M2TW than you do in economics class
254. You call your bike your horse and say you are a general and the people biking with you are your bodyguard
255. You want to make a Total War app
256. You wonder if there is a gum or something to help you quite playing Medieval Two.
257. Your mother wants you to give up playing Medieval 2 for Lent and you say hell no!

A gum? Quite? I didn´t understand that one...

258. You start seriously considering which title you would most prefer to be called by: Lord, Sultan or Kaiser.

[trustno1(2)]

A gum? Quite? I didn´t understand that one...

258. You start seriously considering which title you would most prefer to be called by: Lord, Sultan or Kaiser.

There are gum products designed to help smokers trying to quit.

[Lord Damien]

249. You try sending priests to burn your mother when you think she is a witch
250. You know inlet, hill, tree, and bends in the roads from the game
251. You have a Total War Guild in your neighborhood
252. When you and your neighbors make your own mods
253. You know more about trade from building roads and markets in M2TW than you do in economics class
254. You call your bike your horse and say you are a general and the people biking with you are your bodyguard
255. You want to make a Total War app
256. You wonder if there is a gum or something to help you quite playing Medieval Two.
257. Your mother wants you to give up playing Medieval 2 for Lent and you say hell no!

259 - Your starting thinking the year goes by Turns

[Ciciro]

260- You have to remind yourself you cant call a crusade on your neighbors.

[BJas]

09. When you figure it takes 6 turns to get to the bathroom.

Sometimes more turns I think...

[Lord Damien]

261 - When You join the army and think you only fight during Campain Sessions (( Summer and winder ))
262 - When you join the army and think your general is of Noble birth
263 - When you join the army and ask your commander. Where is my sword
264 - When you join the army and Judged your enemies by how many stars they have next to their names

[Mhaedros]

[COLOR=Black]255. You want to make a Total War app
!

This is actually going to come true

[Double A]

223 - You starting talking about the game to your history teacher in school.

[Xellos_Moon]

221. When confronted about something you didnt do... you say Nay!

222. You look down on people around you because unlike you they have ever before stood up to 5 monggol stacks and lived to tell about it. Unfortunately no one listens to you.

223. You constantly explain to your history teacher that the mongols actually invaded egpyt and never went to Russia.

[trustno1(2)]

224. You know the starting positions of every city, agent, army, resource, and fleet in the game
225. You are elected president. As commander and chief, you are suppose to appoint a new general. You ask to see the suggested generals traits and ancillaries before you "adopt" him.

[Lord Damien]

265 - You think the Pope is part of the papal states. And your Relationship with him is based on Crosses.
266 - You think history got it wrong with you see Someone not in your In game family tree in the history books was King (( Although in game he was killed ))
267 - You start believing that history got it wrong when you see one of the Crusades failed. Although in your game it Succeeds