Signs You Play Too Much Medieval 2: Total War

[Iceclaw]

196. When you click on a general, spy, etc you say what they say with them.

[Dan the Man]

197. You play M2TW to study for a European History test

Acutally I played Rome last week to study for the Odyssey section of my English finals. I passed!

[SoulBlade]

198. You bump this thread to read more about your diagnosis.

[spiderman101]

57: Should you ever take your medieval CD out of your computer hard drive, it will disintegrate.
58: You now speak of your medieval manual as the holly bible.
59: You have lost all modern intelligence and have no knowledge past the year 1530.
60: You make jokes about playing medieval 2 to much and then tell them to people in the forum.

LOL I've never taken my CD out of the CD Drive

[Timur_the_Lame]

107 and 114 are totally me omfg lol.

#199: when you draw pictures of your empire as doodles

[MastahCheef117]

Strangely about half of this applies to me, mainly the first half though.

[FreeRadical]

200. Every time you get dressed in the morning, you imagine you're putting on your armor

201. You wake in drenching sweat after a nightmare in which the Timurids are besieging all your settlements,castles after working so hard to create a glorious empire.

202. You don't erase your save games which now take up over half of the files on your 100 gb hardrive, which doesn't happen to have any free space left.

203. You wake up at night after hearing noises outside and think that an assassin is after you.

Hopefully none of those were mentioned before,I can't read more than 2 pages on one thread-lol

[SoulBlade]

BUMP, no, this is not necroposting.

[peasant archer]

You say ridiculous excuses to your girlfriend (I have a really serious project to work on etc etc) so you can play more. Sad but true!!!

[Macunaíma]

Raising a thread from the dead?

You know you've been playing too much when you slam every door open to prevent assassination attempts.

[King William the Conqueror]

204: You think you can only have 4 children
205: You think that all the religion problems in the world can be solved by sending a couple of priest there.

[HauptmanT]

206 You get annoyed when real world maps use the wrong colors. "France is supposed to be blue darned it!"

[Double A]

Finally, a necropost I approve of!

206b You wonder why there are so many islands on real maps.
207 You can't help but wonder how businessmen can start a new company if they lose their old one.

[H Con]

208: You're surprised that there's so few denouncements in the US.

[The Useless Member]

I once called someone an infidel.

[trustno1(2)]

209. You have conquered the whole map with each country at least 20 times
210. You have played 49 hours in two days
211. When you have the soundtrack on your Ipod
212. You think the Medieval 2 menu music should be the national anthem
213. You read about famous generals in your history textbooks at school and you say "Hey, this loser copied my tactics"
214. You call US dollars, Euros, Pesos, Francs, Marks, Yen, Rubles, etc.. all florins
215. You have a disagreement with your neighbor and you say your relations have decreased to "Very Poor"

[Pyres Δt Varanasi]

04. You've written lengthy fictional stories based on your medieval game experiences.
197. You play M2TW to study for a European History test.
209. You have conquered the whole map with each country at least 20 times

[King William the Conqueror]

209. You have conquered the whole map with each country at least 20 times
210. You have played 49 hours in two days
211. When you have the soundtrack on your Ipod
212. You think the Medieval 2 menu music should be the national anthem
213. You read about famous generals in your history textbooks at school and you say "Hey, this loser copied my tactics"
214. You call US dollars, Euros, Pesos, Francs, Marks, Yen, Rubles, etc.. all florins
215. You have a disagreement with your neighbor and you say your relations have decreased to "Very Poor"

all of those are very funny

[The_King]

216. You see a car by your house and you attack because you aree scared that its going to bypass your "castle" and attack your "settlement".

217. You give a friend military access so he/she can come round your house.

218. You wonder why you cant get your settlement scroll to pop up

219. You get annoyed when one of your "generals" (your brother) gets married to a "princesses" and leaves your family just before you was going to use him in a war against the car outside your house

[teufulhundenUSMC]

220. You make your own pre-battle speeches