My girlfriend goes to mass every Sunday, and I felt really weird going with her because I had been excommunicated by the Pope the night before in my Holy Roman Empire campaign.
My girlfriend goes to mass every Sunday, and I felt really weird going with her because I had been excommunicated by the Pope the night before in my Holy Roman Empire campaign.
123: When you check the forums on your iPhone
"The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago....... had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands."
123. When you have a Iphone and still play TW games and check the forum.
Patronized by the glorious all knowing Legio.
124: When You try to sell off your daughter into marriage in return for $2000
#125 you have become addicted to posting on this thread!
#126 you think mexico and japan are U.S. vassals!
#127 when other modders talk "about real life" you think it is a hidden gamemode you un-lock if you win!
127 You cant understand why you cant sell chocolate for $300
128 You tell your Daughter to walk 285 miles to DC to preform a diplomatic mission with Obama
129 You try to marry your Daughter who is 18 to General Peitrious....
131. You start talking to sumbody in a funny accent because you was playing the faction last night
132. You hate the church because the pope called a cruesade on you
133. You start telling people that your better then them because you Destroyd thar country
An odd way to make my first ever post on these forums, but here we go anyway lol...
134. After a good long M2 session actually search the internet to see how much a Templar/Owain Glyndwr Sword/Shield replica would be...
135. Look into how much a trip to Jerusalem could be done for
136. You learn the names of cities in different European countries by playing Medieval II Total War.
137 You attempt to rewrite history by playing a computer game.
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It seems that some guys here aren't good at mathematic (check the uppest posts of this page)
#138 You don't notice your family's chance of residence.
#139 You don't remember what your family's members look like.
#140 You don't remember the names of your family's members.
#141 You call your father "king".
#142 If your out door is closen and you have no key, you start building a battering ram or at least a siege tower.
#143 When you get fed up with your brother when he has annoyed you for long time, you keep shouting "Come and face me, you coward!" and "Men, we march to battle!"
#144 When you're in church you ask your father: "What's the piety rate of that cleric?"
145 you only eat ready made meals that can be liquidized
146 you are running low on vitamin D due to the lack of exposure to sunshine
#147 You ask your neighbors for military access before approaching their yard.
#148 You have an +A in geography
#149 When you suddenly hate christianity/islam because they declared a crusade/jihad on your nation
#150 When you crash your car you make a thread in the Techincal help complaining about random crashes
#151 You dont understand why the country you destroyed last night is still on the map
#152 You think that asia and africa are "unexplorable"
#153 You blame all the troubles in the world on CAs AI screw ups
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#154 when you hear on the news about an earthquake in one of your cities, you immediately curse how much money it'll take to repair all the buildings
#155 You can empty your entire bladder in 30 seconds flat
#156 you ask your friends to spy on your neighbours to see what they're up to
#157 you blame the bad AI pathing for whenever you walk into something
#158: You think people are completely safe from earthquakes if they're in a city, but 50% of everyone in the open will be killed.
#159 You begin to add all your friends names into the descr_names as heritics, just for a laugh
#160 your gf threatens to leave your sorry ass if you play any more TW games. or discuss about them.
#161 You warn said gf that talking like that will get her into the trouble with the inquisitors, and you want her to leave your "land" before they come to burn her for heresy
162 Once she's burnt, you'll thank the pope with a gift of gold coins