Signs You Play Too Much Medieval 2: Total War

[Double A]

Didn't we already get to like 2000 on another thread?

[John Doe]

74 if you play dodgeballl, you want to execute the prisoners
75 if nobody opens the door for you, you'll smash it to pieces
76 you are pissed off you didn't choose jean paul II's successor
77 you are annoyed you don't know any assassin to remedy 76
78 everybody you know thinks you are despicable
79 you weight 6 stones more since you bought M2TW
80 If tourists ask you for the way, you want to be paid in gold
81 You want your sister to marry whoever you choose
82 you wished Donald Rumsfeld was the president of the USA

[Druvatar De Bodemloze]

#82 you have a choice between saving a person on your left and saving your last copy of mtw2 on your right and yes you go right!
#83 you are failing your semester at college and you go to the dean to talk about "build times!"
#84 you catch the bus " and hope too get through HRE territory quickly"!
#85 you have decided that town or city near yours Is either rebel and can be conquered, another faction getting closer or a mapping error in desc_regions_strings bin.

[Nazgûl Killer]

86. You start cursing one of the people you hate in an interesting manner; "You sway backed, leprous, pox riddled child of a she-wolf!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn7Xj...eature=related )
87. You start referring to Israel as The Holy Land.
88. You tend to feel it is your duty to call a crusade on Jerusalem or Antioch.
89. You tend to feel it is your duty to call a jihad on Baghdad or Jerusalem.
90. You tend to feel left out in the Americas, and no one wants to play with you. So you decide to build a huge army!
91. When you see someone fall, you run up to him; "DID YOU SAVE YOUR GAME!?"
92. When you fall you start weeping and screaming; "I DIDN'T SAVE! OH MY GOD I DIDN'T SAVE! MY BEAUTIFUL GAME!"
93. You get this irritating feeling at the back of your mind that tells you to save the game.
94. You start pushing imaginary buttons in your mind to calm said feeling.
95. You start drawing battle schematics for your game later on, while in class or at work.
96. You write an extensive M2TW guide...

[Beggar]

97. You try to constantly improve your relations with your neighbours and the pope by paying them tributes - after all, the relations drop automatically when living on VH difficulty.
98. You don't give a damn about your relations with other people because after conquering the whole world there's only one faction and therefore everyone is your friend or at least has to pretend so... and you don't care whether it's the first or the latter.
99. You see a nice looking girl and think "I wonder what mod she's using... vanilla doesn't have such excellent models!"
100. If you have bad relations with your neighbour, you wait untill he/she attacks and gets excommunicated so that you can sack his house without any consequences.

[The Dutch Devil]

101. Whenever you hear the words total war or Medieval 2 you start drooling uncontrollably.

[Nazgûl Killer]

102. When your friends walk away you mimic the sound of a horn and scream "COME BACK YOU COWARDS!"

[SturmChurro]

"02. You sometimes don't check in at the forums for weeks or months…….because you're too busy playing!"

Really the only one that applies to me but I sometimes recite some of the imams and middle eastern generals

[Druvatar De Bodemloze]

(BACK ON TRACK)
#104 YOU ACtALLY "TOTALLY GET" ABOUT 95% OF THESE!
( and your busting a gut! because its like "halleluh!"your not the strange one anymore! but are part of the strange and many more!)

[Nazgûl Killer]

105. You posted in this thread.

[Emperor Tom]

Well, #1 applies to me...lol, I refer to my boss as Mein Kaiser! and also when you start singing the song fromthe credits....

[Chapstazz]

106: When you do something bad towards your neighbour, the Pope excommunicates you. This eventually leads to your whole street hating you.

[Iceclaw]

107. When you look at a map at school, and identify how much land you have conquered in your recent campaign by tracing around it with your finger. Oh, and mumble the status of the existing countries to yourself.

108. Saying "We must make pilgrimage to a restaurant, my stomach wills it!!!"

109. When you immediately start listening to the news when it has to do with Europe or the Middle East.

110. When you quote quotes from the M2TW loading screen.

....I can relate to all of those....

[Nazgûl Killer]

111. When you quote the quotes that quote other quotes in the M2TW loading screen quoting section.

112. When you can actually recollect of a quote that quotes a quote that quoted a quote from the quoting section.

[The Dutch Devil]

113. When you can read 111. and 112. without getting a headache.

[Goofy]

#114. You call countries "factions".
#115. You are kind to your friends because you don't want to be excommunicated.

[Medkirtys]

#116. When your friend invites you to his house, you're suspicious about his military access

[John Doe]

117 Today's date is turn 465

[Iceclaw]

118. When you find cities on a real map that you recognize from M2TW and say "that one was so easy to sack"...

lol. I've only said that once...

[Druvatar De Bodemloze]

105. You posted in this thread.

#118 again and again!
#119 you judge all games by how they "stand up two mtw2" (and secretly think none will ever come close!)
#120 you feel that "Americans" are too free with thier trade rights!
#121 you keep trying to get external hard~drive to recruit agents!and you`ve become very dis~enchanted your realm spans only to your bedroom door
!#122 you will not move until you hear a sound resembling the loud end turn signal from mtw2 (even if someone is yelling fire!)