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  • I celebrate the commercial version

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  • I go to church

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  • I go to church and celebrate the commercial version

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    Which version of Christmas If any do you celebrate
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    The atheist Christmas.

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    The atheist/traditional Christmas.
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    Appreciation for any family and friends I have, try to make a nice turkey/chicken dinner (or go to friends place that makes one), attempt to give out Christmas gifts (hoping that they appreciate the thought the most) and hope to recieve some gifts in return.

    Overall it's a time for family, food and gifts, for me.

    I bought a $20 Christmas tree, it's small, but it comes with nice lights and I put some excess decorations on it and it's very cute, much better than having a gigantic tree that costs 2/8th of my paycheck.

    That's my Atheist Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by House M.D View Post
    Appreciation for any family and friends I have, try to make a nice turkey/chicken dinner (or go to friends place that makes one), attempt to give out Christmas gifts (hoping that they appreciate the thought the most) and hope to recieve some gifts in return.

    Overall it's a time for family, food and gifts, for me.
    This. Pretty much sums up my Christmas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by House M.D View Post
    Appreciation for any family and friends I have, try to make a nice turkey/chicken dinner (or go to friends place that makes one), attempt to give out Christmas gifts (hoping that they appreciate the thought the most) and hope to recieve some gifts in return.

    Overall it's a time for family, food and gifts, for me.

    I bought a $20 Christmas tree, it's small, but it comes with nice lights and I put some excess decorations on it and it's very cute, much better than having a gigantic tree that costs 2/8th of my paycheck.

    That's my Atheist Christmas
    This. With the exception that my tree is probably much larger than yours.

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    Commercial Christmas my ass.

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    I go to the cathedral for morning mass, then i open presents and have christmas lunch or dinner and watch tv or dvds.

    My family is not religious, but its tradition to go to church.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moorish guy View Post
    Which version of Christmas If any do you celebrate
    Neither the "commercial" or the "church" version. As a polytheist, I cannot celebrate the religious observation of Christmas; and I don't really like commercialism, so I wouldn't say that I celebrate a "commercial" holiday, though commerce is certainly a part of the Christmas period.

    I celebrate the secular, national holiday called Christmas which emphasises family, togetherness, community, and goodwill.
    No religious or commercial strings attached.
    Last edited by MaximiIian; December 25, 2009 at 09:50 AM.

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    I went to Mass at dawn, then celebrated the commercial part with extended family. Gift-giving, whole-day feasting and bonding time.

    *Commercial part is defined the buying of gifts, spending, etc, as these are commercial activities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackwatersix View Post
    I went to Mass at dawn, then celebrated the commercial part with extended family. Gift-giving, whole-day feasting and bonding time.

    *Commercial part is defined the buying of gifts, spending, etc, as these are commercial activities.
    That about sums it up for me except afternoon Mass on Christmas Eve and then gifts and gluttony....

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    Commercial and religious.

    Although this year the commercial side sucked (I couldn't find anything for "santa" to buy me [me buy for myself lol], not getting many gifts this year).
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    I celebrate the actual christmas.

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    I celebrate the christmas that involves eating nice food three nights in a row.

    Beyond that I don't really care what its called. All I know is that if Jesus was never born, we wouldn't be killing so many animals for mass consumption every december 8D I blame Jesus for the greedy and needless ending of millions of animal's lives every year.
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    This is how it's been for awhile-

    -Dinner party with family and friends
    -Midnight mass
    -In the morning we open up presents
    -Head out and visit other family members for presents



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude View Post
    I celebrate the christmas that involves eating nice food three nights in a row.

    Beyond that I don't really care what its called. All I know is that if Jesus was never born, we wouldn't be killing so many animals for mass consumption every december 8D I blame Jesus for the greedy and needless ending of millions of animal's lives every year.
    Most people have meat most nights anyway, the only thing that changes is that we have turkeys instead of smaller chickens and fish, or bigger cows and pigs.
    A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.

    A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."

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    I celebrate the rebirth of the Sun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonius View Post
    I celebrate the rebirth of the Sun.
    This, too. But I don't do so on Christmas, since Yule (at least my religion's iteration of it) is traditionally celebrated on the 21st of December.
    The twenty-fifth is Christmas, and I maintain it as a separate, non-religious holiday from Yule. Because it, you know, is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximiIian View Post
    This, too. But I don't do so on Christmas, since Yule (at least my religion's iteration of it) is traditionally celebrated on the 21st of December.
    The twenty-fifth is Christmas, and I maintain it as a separate, non-religious holiday from Yule. Because it, you know, is.
    On the other hand romans celebrated their own version of the solstice in the 25th.

    Just like Christians would do later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Gothicus View Post
    On the other hand romans celebrated their own version of the solstice in the 25th.

    Just like Christians would do later.
    So? The Christians in the Roman Empire were, surprising as it might be to you, heavily influenced by Roman culture. So it stands to reason that they'd put their winter holiday on the same date as the Roman winter festival. And they later accrued other cultural customs from across Europe.

    Doesn't mean that they are the same festival. You can celebrate Yule and Christmas separately, for example.
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