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    Sometimes I field armies that make no sense but are effective. As France I did an all peasant infantry army. As Kievian Rus I did an all Kazak cavalry army. As Egypt I'm using an all cavalry army:

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    Eventually I think I'll replace the mercenaries and use 19 Desert Cavalry and a General but for now its great fun stomping Sicilian armies across North Africa with this.

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    One time, in vanilla, i made an all cavalry army myself, as the HRE. I called it my "panzer-division" on account of the whole german mounted force thing , and that every unit in that army was armed and armored to the teeth. To complete the whole panzer thing, the army included armored reiters, man, it was great fun riding around europe with that army. I cant remember what happened to it sadly, oh well. Im sure the russians ground it into bits or something.

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    Im sure the russians ground it into bits or something.
    Those dirty Ruskies! Hopefully they didn't commit the atrocities on your army as they did on the Germans in, say, 1941-1944?

    I like to do all cavalry armies as the Byzantines to combat the Golden Horde. I usually do 4 light lancers (Stratatoie), 7 heavy cavalry (Pronoraii/Scholarii/Archon---), 8 horse archers(Cavalarii) and a general. It's a bloody good mess of destruction that the Mongols can't withstand all too often.

    I like to do full armies of Huscarls when playing a Nordic faction. That's just hilarious. Anything they come in contact with pretty much gets annihilated.
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    I find all cavalry army to be way too hard to micro-manage. Don't know how you guys do it.

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    Cavalry army with France: 19 lancer +king with RR/RC. Well that was unstoppable...

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    20 batallions of sherwood archers VS 3 RitterBruder.

    The archers won.

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    All woodsmen army vs mongols

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crni_ika View Post
    All woodsmen army vs mongols
    ... and? ^^ You won or what? xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulBlade View Post
    ... and? ^^ You won or what? xD
    Haha no, but it was fun watching them run around the battlefield trying to catch those horse archers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crni_ika View Post
    Haha no, but it was fun watching them run around the battlefield trying to catch those horse archers
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    Hehe look like im not the only fan of such armies I love annihilating enemy armies with all cavalry armies - all fari cavalry almoravids army, all mamluk archers by fatmids, all cavalarii by byz (although in my current campaign im still using a full stack of mounted acritae). I remember one time when i had 2 stacks of fari cavalry one of them rebelled i had a real problem to get rid of them from my lands. In earlier versions of ss when viking raiders were very cheap to support i was using their 2 full stacks to raid egyptian, turkish and moorish towns and castles and then i was selling all of their buildings and then selling that settlement to some faction. Now vikings arent that cheap anymore

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    I just hate it sooo much when the enemy has HAs,really hard to catch,in vanila i made an army of 10 units feudal knights and 10 more dismounted i just loved those knights back then.

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    as carthage i used to run around italy with 1 unit of war elephant's and rape the roman's..god i miss those godlike elephants...

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    As a roman veteran who has seen tens upon tens of thousands of hastati be destroyed by elephants, I, good sir, DO NOT WISH FOR SAID ELEPHANTS.

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    General + Jinetes, playing portugal.
    ing hilarious.

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    hehe, the elephant's back then were a bit unbalanced perhaps? and the ai did'nt know how to make the hastati throw there javelin's in 1.0 xD

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    Full stack of Sassanid's Clibanarii in RTW:BI
    It was just like cheating. They are horse archers, they are very well armoured, they have ap melee weapons, and you could recruit/retrain them in almost every town.
    It was a lot of fun, but I got bored when I conquered Italy and abandoned campaign then

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    Nothing but scots guard is unstoppable. Night fighting with flaming arrows? Yes please.

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    armies of peasants plus peasant archers are always great fun ! especially when i win with said armies !

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    Half stack of any direct fire artillery (such as ballista) and half a stack of catapults/trebs/cannons etc. Add in a general with high dread and go fight some heavy infantry armies. Almost every time their guys rout when they charge into your ballista, lol.

    Expensive, loses versus any kind of cavalry but oh god when it works, the carnage....
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