Obama Orders 1 Million US Troops to Prepare for Civil War

[lt1956]

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[removeduser_487563287433]

Clear winner for the Ferrets54 Award for Most Stupid Post of the Month, and you had some damn good competition.

[God-Emperor of Mankind]

What will they think of next ?
If the US could survive 8 years under Bush without turning to civil war then why on earth would there be a civil war under Obama ?

[mongrel]

Clear winner for the Ferrets54 Award for Most Stupid Post of the Month, and you had some damn good competition.

Agreed. Why is the OP entertaining us with drivel from a Nazi blog?

[Pious Agnost]

Russian Military Analysts

Well there's your problem

[Tiberios]

Huh

[MathiasOfAthens]

Haha hilarious.

The entire article is complete commentary with little evidence to back up the main claim in the title? Epic fail at even addressing or remotely alluding to any kind of thesis.

[boofhead]

This sounds a tad like the start of a bad apocalypse movie.

[Dr Zoidberg]

And people are scared of Russian intelligence agencies... why? Seems to me that SVR agents in the US have spent too much time recruiting sources from within far-right, fringe groups as opposed to legitimate government employees.

EPIC. INTELLIGENCE. FAIL.

[cegorach]

Interesting news, but it comes as no surprise.

"Russian Military Analysts are reporting to Prime Minister Putin...

I agree with that part only. The rest is laughable.

[BlackPirate]

I think its part of 2012 doomsday prediction

[Wallace316]

I'm glad that I recently got my SKS fixed. Next step will be placing land mines in my driveway... I'll feel bad for the neighbors walking their dogs.

[Lance-Corporal Jones]

EU Times? No wonder it's a pile of nonsensical drivel. Euroland is a fantasy world in itself. Next thing you know Rumpy de Pumpy will be marching on Moscow.

[danzig]

Gah I think I lost several IQ points simply by clicking on this thread...clearly an attempt to get in for 2009's most hilarious post ever contest. Clearly modders should stick to creating mods.

[Sher Khan]

A million troops? For a civil war? Nonsense.

The real purpose is to make ready for the coming zombie plague. The Russians are dissimulating false intelligence to incite Americans against one another and soften up our ability to withstand a mass-infection scenario.

The Russians will be behind the zombie apocalypse, you heard it here first, folks.

[Wallace316]

The Russians will be behind the zombie apocalypse, you heard it here first, folks.

Actually I think I heard that first in World War Z... or The Zombie Survival Guide. I forget. Both are amazing pieces of fiction however.

[danzig]

A million troops? For a civil war? Nonsense.

The real purpose is to make ready for the coming zombie plague. The Russians are dissimulating false intelligence to incite Americans against one another and soften up our ability to withstand a mass-infection scenario.

The Russians will be behind the zombie apocalypse, you heard it here first, folks.

Alll makes sense ZA Recht a popular zombie writer who's books are based on a virus causing the zombies died the other day at age 26 with no indication of what killed him. CLEARLY his books werent fiction but documents exposing Russia actions to bring about the zombie holocaust that is coming. Hence he was killed by Russian secret service. Damn zombies, damn russians.

[Gertrudius]

This thread no longer has a article posted to discuss, and some posts have been subtly (or not so) attacking the OP as a person not his posts.

As such, CLOSED.

[Pious Agnost]

Metallica beat you to it, actually