1. You have a bitter and twisted inferiority complex. You simply can't understand how any non-clan player could possible defeat your elite setup and tactics, of which you are certain of will win you any match-up without contest. Of course this is partially true since you have never actually been defeated in battle because as soon as things start to look bad you always rage quit without admitting defeat. You then return to the lobby and accuse your opponent of being a "ing noob" or having a "
ing gay army", this somehow comforts you despite the fact that logically this would only make you look like an even poorer player of the game.
2. But of course, there's no need to worry about being logical in your accusations to other players. You are part of a RTW clan. This instantly makes you a better and more credible player, and also if anyone dares to disagree with you then you clan mates always back you up in a lobby swearing contest. After the noob has left the lobby and the spam storm is ended you can all finally get back to what you do best, telling each other how good you are and rebuilding your bruised ego.
3. You are totally intolerant of new players to the game. You have developed a twitch-like reflex in response to seeing the words: "what is cwb?" If fact you’re probably searching for the kick pedal_pusher button right now, but it OKAY, calm down, deep breaths now... This isn't RTW and you won't have to do the unthinkable and actually take the time out of your busy, busy day (as if..) to explain to someone in a few sentences what the cwb rule are. How absurd that someone could be playing RTW multiplayer and not know cwb rules! You were never in this situation of course, since you were born with this knowledge instilled inside of you and never had to ask anyone to tell you what the rules are.
And Yes, I do realise that I will be mortally offending 75% of viewers on this forum.
And No, I really, really don't care if I do.
Your thoughts anyone?














