Karate Kid Remake

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    Katsumoto said:

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    Oh noes...





    Some comments by people on the webz:

    "who will replace chris tucker?"

    "This is a terrible sequel for Rush Hour 4"

    "if i could meet jesus right now i would just ask him why"

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    Is Jackie Chan teaching him how to take A crap in the 3rd pic?"

    "
    Of course they go to the Great Wall of China! Why wouldn't they?!"


    Opinions?

    Last edited by Katsumoto; December 07, 2009 at 09:02 PM.
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    Ballercon said:

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    ,Jackie chan is pretty cool, but the kid somehow does not fit the profile
     
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    That's Jaden Smith btw. Will Smith's son. You know..."welcome da earff!"-Smith.

    And he's learning Kung Fu.
     
  4. SturmChurro said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapax View Post
    That's Jaden Smith btw. Will Smith's son. You know..."welcome da earff!"-Smith.

    And he's learning Kung Fu.
    , exactly what who I thought it was. Is Will Smith gonna be in this, because that would be awesome!?
     
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    Ugh. I love how the family members of famous people automatically get a free ride. Isn't it enough you have a rich and famous dad? Why the do YOU get to be in movies you little bastard! Screw this film.

    What happened to supposedly Tony Jaa and Jackie Chan doing a Drunken Master 3 where Jackie passes on the drunken boxing skills to young Tony Jaa. That would be 1,304,394 times better than this little punk!!!!
     
  6. SturmChurro said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Jin View Post
    Ugh. I love how the family members of famous people automatically get a free ride. Isn't it enough you have a rich and famous dad? Why the do YOU get to be in movies you little bastard! Screw this film.

    What happened to supposedly Tony Jaa and Jackie Chan doing a Drunken Master 3 where Jackie passes on the drunken boxing skills to young Tony Jaa. That would be 1,304,394 times better than this little punk!!!!
    , Yes I agree, especially if Will Smith is not in it. Jackie Chan very good in these types of movies, but that Jaden Smith, he was in "The Pursuit of Happiness"....IMO, he was not very good, and I agree how famous people get to be in movies, especially because of Jaden being Will Smith's son. I bet you that this movie is gonna have a lot of popularity just cause of the movie having Jaden in it!
     
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    gambit said:

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    His son is in it because will smith is directing it

    also ucmeno, Im sure chan will bring in many more fans, but the movies still gonna be terrible.

    the original wasnt even that great, just 80's phantasm really
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  8. SturmChurro said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gambit View Post
    His son is in it because will smith is directing it

    also ucmeno, Im sure chan will bring in many more fans, but the movies still gonna be terrible.

    the original wasnt even that great, just 80's phantasm really
    , My god!!! This movie is gonna be extremely popular!!! I will still watch it eventually though.
     
  9. Tiberius Tosi said:

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    That's not karate kid, that's just an inner city black kid taking a on the great wall of china as Jackie Chan yells at him.

    Damn Jackie Chan is getting old! The original karate kid was in like high school, this kid looks no older than 7th grade.
    Forget the Cod this man needs a Sturgeon!
     
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    Damn Jackie Chan is getting old!
    Jackie Chan looks better at 55 than any of us here ever will. He is just too awesome to get old.
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    Darth Ravenous said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katsumoto View Post
    Jackie Chan looks better at 55 than any of us here ever will. He is just too awesome to get old.
    This is true I still wish Sean Connery didn't get old...
     
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    MaximiIian said:

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    I don't recognise this movie as legitimate. I will never recognise this movie as legitimate.
    This movie does not exist. Neither does the one with Hilary Swank. There are only three Karate Kid movies.

    Anything else is heresy and must be cleansed with the holy fire of a thousand suns.
     
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    hellheaven1987 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximiIian View Post
    I don't recognise this movie as legitimate. I will never recognise this movie as legitimate.
    This movie does not exist. Neither does the one with Hilary Swank. There are only three Karate Kid movies.

    Anything else is heresy and must be cleansed with the holy fire of a thousand suns.
    I think Karate Kid movies themselves are already heresy...
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    Darth Ravenous said:

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    Mr. Magui was awesome in the first 2.
     
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    Darth Ravenous said:

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    I don't think so they were the kinda cheesy but loveable b-movies.
     
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    sabaku_no_gaara said:

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    this movie will probably be aimed at little children so if you don't have any of those there's no need to worry as you can't be forced to watch this
     
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    Word on the street is that this isn't a remake after all, but more of a 'reimagining', and apparently will be called 'Kung Fu Kid' when released.

    http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/03/29/...e-kung-fu-kid/
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  18. SturmChurro said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katsumoto View Post
    Word on the street is that this isn't a remake after all, but more of a 'reimagining', and apparently will be called 'Kung Fu Kid' when released.

    http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/03/29/...e-kung-fu-kid/
    , that is original....
     
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    the_mango55 said:

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    Yeah I was a bit confused if they were going to call this karate kid, since karate is japanese.


    Also karate kid is awesome.
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    They should do a real Karate Kid instead, where some old Asian dude gets an idiot kid to do all the work for him in exchange for teaching him made up techniques and that kid ending up getting his ass kicked because he thinks he knows martial arts.