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    Roflcopters.

    I just had to say that.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    I see my previous post got deleted. I dont know who did it, but i assume that whoever did it remembers that he did. Nice going, Jackass..


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    Quote Originally Posted by |Sith|Count_Max View Post
    I see my previous post got deleted. I dont know who did it, but i assume that whoever did it remembers that he did. Nice going, Jackass..
    You have no posts in this thread that have been deleted. I suggest you get your facts straight before you go calling someone names. I would also ask that you direct moderation comments to the proper forum.

    Carry on.

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    I clearly remember having another post besides #56. If it wasnt deleted it probably never got trough to the site due to lag. in that case down with the internet provider company!


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    I assure you my friend, it is not there. When I saw your earlier post I went digging.

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    n00biest thing:

    n00b:
    "Why is this game on so low money? Don't you like to play on 1,000,000? They have it there for a reason."

    Me and the others:
    "That makes it too easy for them and too hard for us. They put missile troops in here for a reason too."

    n00b: "That's stupid. You can't get awesome armies on 9,000 denarii."

    Us:
    "That's the point. We want these games to be challenging. If we win then it proves we aren't n00bs."

    n00b: "N00B'S PLAY ON LOW MONEY! ONLY PLAYERS WHO WANT TO WIN PLAY ON INFINITE MONEY!"
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Noob: "Wtf you play with rules????"

    Me: "Yea rules were introduced to make the game more balanced as well as prevent spam"

    Noob: "Wtf i can't believe people play with rules, i'm gonna host my own games and make a stand so people don't play with rules!!!"

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    Jedi Clan Noob: Congratulations on winning with the typical clan strategy

    Me: lol?

    Noob: classic 6 archers and 2 ha as armenia

    Me: im guessing you didn't notice my catas rampaging through your army?

    Noob: Yah but they wouldnt have been able to do that if you hadnt taken 6 archers

    Me: well it is Sith clan code to hunt down Jedi and crush them. So Aouvoir mon amie!

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    If it works, it works, I dont' see how one can consider it, "clan strategy" when it's pretty obvious.

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    Typical excuse from a noob lol If they can't beat a cetain strategy its automatically branded as "HACKS!!" lmao

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    Rofl. You can't hack RTW. You can cheat and decieve but not hack.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrnEyedDvl View Post
    I assure you my friend, it is not there. When I saw your earlier post I went digging.
    Thank you kindly for your effort. it must be my lag then.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Frederick II View Post
    Rofl. You can't hack RTW. You can cheat and decieve but not hack.
    Well it can probably be done but I doubt its easy. Basically what you do is change some values once the game is already loaded into RAM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrnEyedDvl View Post
    Well it can probably be done but I doubt its easy. Basically what you do is change some values once the game is already loaded into RAM.
    Well that would make it incompatible if you try and play it online. But there are people who mod their armies to include Spartans, Urbans, Praetorians.

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    Yes, the Heretics.


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    That's the first time I actually didn't laugh when someone calle RTW MP playing a Religion.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    Actually its widely accepted knowledge that the flying spaghetti monster, Raptor Jesus, God and the pope all play RTW undercover as FBI agents that are undercover as the GS chatmonitor. They know who mods armies in MP and they r not amused.
    MP Army Modders! Behold your destroyers:



    Now that we have that joke out of the way, seriously, Dont use modded armies on MP RTW. You could beat the noobs without an army made of fully upgraded cataphracts, spartans and forresters, and you still wont beat the 1337.


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    They can't beat the intermediates either. Those modders have rather poor micro, and don't even know about the alt+attack.....

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    Max, I think somewhere in that joke, you tried to recruit the Pope to join your clan. Sneaky bastard.
    when the union's inspiration through the worker's blood shall run,
    there can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun,
    yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one?
    but the union makes us strong.

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    The Pope got attacked on Christmas. I'm gonna Photoshop a ninja onto the photo.
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