n00biest things you have ever heard

[|Sith| Max]

which 1?

[Dave Strider]

The one that's from carthagertw.

[Baron Von Stupid]

Back to the topic of the n00biest thing I've heard online,
"I didn't know we were supposed to bring cavalry"

[Dave Strider]

"Those Persian Knights are like Tanks!"

I was using TSE, and had 2 units of Cataphracts(7k money, what can you do?). My opponent had plenty of Triarii(he was SPQR), 3 units, but he decided it was better to use them to flank my Infantry. I didn't even use the Mace ability, I took his cav from behind. Needless to say he lost.

[nvm]

"Those Persian Knights are like Tanks!"

I was using TSE, and had 2 units of Cataphracts(7k money, what can you do?). My opponent had plenty of Triarii(he was SPQR), 3 units, but he decided it was better to use them to flank my Infantry. I didn't even use the Mace ability, I took his cav from behind. Needless to say he lost.

But they ARE like Tanks.

[|Sith| Max]

they are.

[King Gambrinus]

I had these 2 Julii guys in a 2vs2 who had hacked the game and added Catas and Cretan archers to their roster. I tell them what I think of them and then say I'm quitting. The guys beg me and my ally to stay but my ally quits instantly. I decide to play on to teach 'em a lesson. They only just beat me. Then they have the nerve to say that I overmaxed on Companion cav and Royal Pikeman and that it's only fair because it was 2vs1.



It put off unlimited money games for life...

[|Sith| Max]

are people actually still playing that dumb ass ? i thought everyone played 10, 12.5, 15, 20 or 30 K now. poor nubbies just cant seem to break away from their urbspam.

[King Gambrinus]

are people actually still playing that dumb ass ? i thought everyone played 10, 12.5, 15, 20 or 30 K now. poor nubbies just cant seem to break away from their urbspam.

Even at 30K you need to be cautious with the ele spam...

[|Sith| Max]

Who on earth still plays rules that allow ele. they were banned from almost every ruleset for sucking too much after a volley of fire arrows.

[Dave Strider]

Ok, Cata's are NOT like tanks. They don't have guns or Tracks.

[|Sith| Max]

how can you be sure? maybe they shoot lightning from their arse like william wallace.

To get back on topic, Cataphracts have always been the MP's tanks and they always will be.

[Drakedeath]

I still love how people complain about a clan, saying they suck and that, when they fight the recruits instead of the good players.

I find it especially delicious when they lose to that recruit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypqdANKoX9I

[{GrailKnight}]

how can you be sure? maybe they shoot lightning from their arse like william wallace.

To get back on topic, Cataphracts have always been the MP's tanks and they always will be.

100% completely agreed, those heavily armoured motherers are almost unstoppable

[|Sith| Max]

except by head hunting maidens and chariots. Chariots win because they cut off the horse's legs, and maidens win because cata get such a boner off them that they dont have enough blood in the rest of their body to fight properly.

[{GrailKnight}]

Yea, but otherwise they are the Ancient Tanks

[|Sith| Max]

They are ancient tanks like HHM and Chaz are ancient tank destroyers

[Dave Strider]

except by head hunting maidens and chariots. Chariots win because they cut off the horse's legs, and maidens win because cata get such a boner off them that they dont have enough blood in the rest of their body to fight properly.

Ok there....Thanks for that mental image....

I mean seriously, what do the Cata's think the HHM are gonna do to them? Give them jobs? They're Head hunting Maidens, not hunting maidens.

[|Sith| Max]

They think they are head giving maidens.

[Dave Strider]

Oh...I shoulda thought of that