n00biest things you have ever heard

[caesar_37th]

name says it all, enjoy
and yes these n00by statements are opne for debate

[|Sith| Max]

"if you want more variety with macedonian infantry just take your men out of phalanx and use them as normal infantry"
"my wardogs will destroy you"
"You cant beat my spartans"
"Noobs are people, with feelings"
"Hastati are reliable infantry"
"Single player is better than Multi player"
"You cant beat skirmish with rush"
"Sith Sux, I know, i beat one of their recruits!"
"I have never had problems with Gamespy Gayspy"

name says it all, enjoy
and yes these n00by statements are opne for debate

opne open

[caesar_37th]

opne open

Change out that head for a giant one of paullus

My praetorians beat catas
modding balances the game
premarian armies are good in cwb
good luck breaking my triarii box (0 kills)

[{GrailKnight}]

"Numidia owns Seleucid"-Lmao
"My Gallic army will annihilate ur Macedon army"
"I camp because i am spartan!"
"Oh no you beat my pike-box"

[Zekey]

-Urbans beat catas.
-Someone who started playing in 2006 claiming to have invented cav spam armies.
-Anything in green ink.
-Never take spartans on 15k.

[|Sith| Max]

hehe zeke you remember that thread with that guy that claimed that Praetorians beat cataphracts? Then we tried to convince him with reason and it failed, so we had to send in Vix to beat his Julii ass up with Armenia. God that was funny.

[Eagle]

"Numidia owns Seleucid"-Lmao
"My Gallic army will annihilate ur Macedon army"
"I camp because i am spartan!"
"Oh no you beat my pike-box"

lmao i loved the 3rd,the 1st isnt impossible i did ot a lot of times ,on rtw all is possible

[{GrailKnight}]

lmao i loved the 3rd,the 1st isnt impossible i did ot a lot of times ,on rtw all is possible

Yea for experienced players such as yourself beating Seleucia with Numidia is definetley possible, but that quote was from a stupid campaign player who never went online.

[|Sith| Max]

you have to admire their beliefs. their brain is probably too small for doubt.

[Eagle]

"You Retarded Archer spammer"

"Dont Be a coward,attack my Spartans"

"Archerwanoob"

[Dust be in Thy Mouth, Infidel!]

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[|Sith| Max]

Hah good one.

[roam]

Okay these aren't nooby but i will add the context as well(if nesecary)...

'You noob stop running away'-from the guy who chooses Parthia for its inf, cheats and allies himself with a greek guy and then gets owned by my scythian ha(without using arrows!-saved 'em for spartans). Believe this wa sby a noob alled Taliban

'Your urbans won't last against my wardogs'

'Stop being a noob and attack'-saids the guy in the noob box on the big hill(had cretans i believe).

'Companions always beat Cats'

'Wtf how did you flank me!'

'You can't charge the rear of my pike with cav and survive'

'It is impossible to lose with an army of spartans'

'Cavalry are good for nothing'

'I'm going to charge those pike with my chariots to see what happens...when i win i will laugh at you noob'

Some of these may be hard to believe(or not-not sure lol) but they are all true.

[|Sith| Max]

Those are indeed very dumb things. hopefully they learned from their mistakes... otherwise they should confiscate their copy of rtw, and give it to someone who deserves it.

[roam]

Some of them were gracious in defeat. The rest...

[{GrailKnight}]

'You can't charge the rear of my pike with cav and survive'----I love this one lmao!

[roam]

lol, i've got a couple more to add

'I don't think your a noob are you?'-i beat this guy in 4 games before he realised
'Egypt ftw!'-heard this today
'How do i upgrade units?'-no comment
'My velites will own you'-Hmmm velites vs praetorian cav=epic fail!
'Plz can we have more money'-no comment
"My pigs will burn you to death"-i copied this one from elsewhere because it mad eme laugh

[|Sith| Max]

if we tolerate that crap they better turn into good opponents in a year or 2.

[Garrity828]

"
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: when some newbie comes on and says 'i
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: wanna be like PoM!'
POM: what's wrong with that, Mirariel?
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: nothing, but its funny
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: because he isnt that good
POM: who isn't good?
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: you cannot follow a conversation for over 30
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: seconds?
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: who were we talkign about? "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsllVPPGJP4

[|Sith|R|Esso]

"
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: when some newbie comes on and says 'i
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: wanna be like PoM!'
POM: what's wrong with that, Mirariel?
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: nothing, but its funny
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: because he isnt that good
POM: who isn't good?
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: you cannot follow a conversation for over 30
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: seconds?
]HELL[-Magog-]Mirariel: who were we talkign about? "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsllVPPGJP4

I really hope you arent insulting mirariel with that or are you one of the people who will believe whatever he says. I really hope you realise that Mirariel meant people like Zeke, Varus, Paullus, and Reeve are better than Prince of Macedon