Easter eggs which simply must be in NTW

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  1. IronBrig4's Avatar

    IronBrig4 said:

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    Are there any Easter eggs you'd like to see in this new game? Ancillaries? Traits?



    Ancillaries

    Prince Regent: A millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino. It's a pity he spends thousands of pounds on socks.
    -1 skill

    Clever Butler: A learned, devious servant. Just don't let him fight your duels.
    +5 skill, increased chance of being killed in duels

    Dogsbody: A filthy, brainless servant. But he occasionally has a cunning plan...
    -1 skill

    Priceless Turnip: Possession of such a turnip is the dream of many plebs.
    +1 happiness among region's commoners

    Traits

    Won a Rotten Borough: "We paid for this seat, and I think it's a damn liberty we should have to stand for it as well!"
    +1 skill

    Too Old: His old age has made him about as effective as a cat-flap in an elephant house.
    -1 skill

    A Bit of a Thicky: He's about as thick as a whale omelette.
    -1 skill

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    ray243 said:

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    I do not want CA to waste their time on easter egg when they are having tons of troubles in regards to time management.
     
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    hitokiri2486 said:

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    Priceless turnip has got my vote, that's hilarious
    Let me persuade you with my powerful logic skills.

    In light of the Total War series, a quote from the theologian whom I respect the most:

    The Heavenly City outshines Rome, beyond comparison. There, instead of victory, is truth; instead of high rank, holiness.
    St. Augustine, Bishop of Hippo
     
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    Orko said:

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    Must be in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
    Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
     
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    Abspara said:

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    Here's hoping for more kittens!
    The extra development time will allow us to finalize and polish Empire, making it the most accomplished and epic of the Total War series." said Kieran Brigden, Studio Communications Manager at The Creative Assembly. "There is a great deal of anticipation around Empire: Total War and we want to ensure that it is the benchmark for strategy games upon its release.
     
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    StormTheBreach said:

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    Cunning plan all the way!
    "We'll do this business with the cold iron"
    Quote Originally Posted by KingDave View Post
    To Russian (now Russian Rebels): Hear that? That is the sound of me putting my large army into your tight little Motherland.
     
  7. emperor77 said:

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    AI
     
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    hip63 said:

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    yep, a reeeeaaaallly GREAT Easter egg would be good AI, (yes I know I'm dreaming but.....)

    hip63
     
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    Divi filius said:

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    c´mon... i guess most ppl outside th uk dont even know blackadder. i dont think that´s necessary.
    Imperator Caesar Divi filius Augustus, Pontifex Maximus, Consul XIII, Imperator XXI, Tribuniciae potestatis XXXVII, Pater patriae
     
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    cottontail said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divi filius View Post
    c´mon... i guess most ppl outside th uk dont even know blackadder. i dont think that´s necessary.

    Well, here's one American who has seen it.

    And yes, we must have the turnip! But it should also have a penalty on taxes, those turnips are expensive...
    Sons of Queen Dido, Warriors of Libye (EB AAR)
    http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=237765

    A Carthagian AAR about the life of a Libyan Phoenician soldier in the army of Carthage, giving his own account and personal opinions of the battles and conquests Carthage undertakes.

    I just know the epicness will blow your minds!!
     
  11. Fuzee said:

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    Something to do with Sharpe just has to be in.
     
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    Lumina said:

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    Have Napoleon become a general and every rare once and a while on a random compaign he shows up as a midget for the duration of the campaign.

    "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared."
    -- Eddie Rickenbacker (1890-1973)
     
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    IronBrig4 said:

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    Troglodyte: His interests include flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't got a knighthood.
    +2 happiness among nobility, -2 happiness among commoners

    Hopelessly Drunk: On the one occasion he did enter the House of Commons, he passed water in the Great Hall, and then passed out in the Speaker's Chair.
    -1 skill

    Oily Tick: When he was at school, his classmates used to line up four or five of his sort, make them bend over, and use them as a toast rack.
    -1 command

    Robust: He has the physique of a demigod. Purple of cheek, and plump of fatlock, the shapely ankle and the well-filled trouser that tells of a human body in perfect working order.
    +2 hitpoints
    Last edited by IronBrig4; November 24, 2009 at 07:11 PM.

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    KozCDVI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzee View Post
    Something to do with Sharpe just has to be in.

    Trait:

    'Proper Bastard'
    +1 Command


    Or splitting generals according to Harper's opinion of them

    Killing officers
    and
    Murdering officers.

    One is the type to get you killed for no reason, the other gets you killed for a flag or a mad reason like that.
    Can't remember which is which.

    They could have a lot of fun with this mod... Sharpe and Hornblower are both set in this period, they could implement subtle (or not so subtle) tributes to them or something.

    “My mother taught me never to throw stones at cripples. My father taught me to aim for their heads.”
    - Ramsay Snow
     
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    IronBrig4 said:

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    Poor: He's as poor as a church mouse that's had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
    -1 happiness among nobility, +2 happiness among commoners

    Boring: Wetter than a haddock's bathing costume.
    -1 happiness

    And for rakes...
    Loves His Job: "I'm sure it will be a fairly easy trip, the odd death-defying leap and a modest amount of dental torture."
    +2 skill

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    Xelathur said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzee View Post
    Something to do with Sharpe just has to be in.
    Why do people actually like Sharpe? The series and the movies are rotten, come on!
    One’s back is vulnerable, unless one has a brother.
    Ber er hver að baki nema sér bróður eigi.


    The Saga of Grettir the Strong, chapter 82
     
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    KozCDVI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divi filius View Post
    c´mon... i guess most ppl outside th uk dont even know blackadder. i dont think that´s necessary.

    You sir, are wrong.

    CA have a sense of humour and its comedy that is set in the period of the game... I don't see any reason why they shouldn't add something even subtley Blackadder related

    “My mother taught me never to throw stones at cripples. My father taught me to aim for their heads.”
    - Ramsay Snow
     
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    Taxandrius said:

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    as cunning as a fox who's recently been appointed as professor of cunning at Oxford University
    +5 skill

    So cunning you could put a tail on him and call him a weasel
    +2 skill
     
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    hitokiri2486 said:

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    I remember seeing one episode of Black Adder and thinking British comedy was a little on the eccentric side...
    Let me persuade you with my powerful logic skills.

    In light of the Total War series, a quote from the theologian whom I respect the most:

    The Heavenly City outshines Rome, beyond comparison. There, instead of victory, is truth; instead of high rank, holiness.
    St. Augustine, Bishop of Hippo
     
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    Poach said:

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    Blackadder surely is a hilarious comedy, even if a tad eccentric. I endorse these Easter Eggs!