How to tell if you've caught The N00b

[caesar_37th]

Ok so this is a thread where you can tell whether or not you are a n00b. any comments will be appreciated as well as other signs of this horrible disease.
1. You like money above 31k
2. You think greece is a viable faction cuz da spahtans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Praetorians beat catas
4. n00b boxes are effective at everything
5. because you beat gaul with egy makes your proz
6. you spam the lobby
7. you click on the wrong units
8. you banzai your cav into the front of pikes
9. a small ammount of power makes you go overboard with it
10. you dont know how to defeat scythe chaz
11. you fall for the old alt f4= insert cheats trick =p

add to this list as ingenious ideas come, perhaps we can find a cure!
rep will be awarded

[{GrailKnight}]

11. You think Napoleon Bonaparte stole your idea where you form up pikemen in a box with archers inside, which would later become known as the noob box.

12. You think elephants are uber PWNZERS who can defeat pikemen.

13. You are so stupid that you think modding spartans, catas, urbans and praetorians in other armies balances out the game.

14. You think just because you beat the campaign you have acquired skillz to best any RTW player in MP.

15. You think Companions beat Cataphracts.

This is excellent, i'm gonna rep you and anyone else that comes up with ideas.

[RTW Fan]

16. You think that the tortoise is the best way to confront an army with missile advantage.

17. You are SURE that you opposition is modding.

18. You take experience upgrades over weapon/armour.

19. You ask what an upgrade is.

20. You do not only go into a noob box, like in 11., you than offer to leave it because you think it is unfair.

[{GrailKnight}]

21. You spam urbans and praetorians, you naturally lose because of lack of skill then you blame your loss solely on 1 of your opponents units.

22. Like in 17, you are sure your opponent modded, then in your next game you will automatically copy thier army and tactics lol.

23. You think just because you joined a noob clan, you automatically become a good player.

[General Nuisance esq]

24 You join a game called 15000 cwb and immediatly ask for more money
25 You join a game called 15000 cwb and ask if there are any rules
26 You pretend to be Prince of Macedon

[Turk]

You look for people to hate and call them "noobs" 27

[|Sith| Max]

Actually its quite a normal thing to do. Every game works with noobs and leet. for shooters it's having a good KD ratio that makes ya pro, for RPG's its a high level, for strategy games its understanding all or most of the details of the game, playing very well, even if you lose, not doing anything on the list above, and possibly train people to get em out of noobness

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

58. You think you the best player ever
59. You think you can win an tournament without practicing
60. You think Rome can beat Armenia

[caesar_37th]

61: you dont believe that unit sizes effect mobility.
62: you dont understand why catas and HH maidens tear through all your cav
63: you wonder why your unupgrades yet more numerous units lose to g/g spearmen
64: you do a n00b box with artillery in cwb game and then lose your general to a short falling shot
65: You believe high money is the most balanced for ALL factions

[War lord]

27.You think #p is a cheat.

28.You think MP modding is ok because it makes all factions the same.

29.You think your marryed to POM.

30.You enjoy whaching a 30 year old nerd playing in the bath.

31.You think your a saint.

32.You think your governer of an anicent Greek city in Turkey.

33.You think everyone is Vedran,Soler Knight or POM.

34.You admit your inbred on youtube.

[Doctor]

36.) You believe any Heavy infantry is the only viable way to victory.
37.) You believe archers are garbage units
38.) You love onagers....

[{GrailKnight}]

Nah it can still continue.

39. You think braking rules will automatically result in a win, little do you know you lack the skill to use any advantage such as getting extra cav or inf. etc.

40. You ban people who can always beat you.

41. You love to camp, thinking it is the best tactic in the world.

42. You think rushing involves no skill, and when a rusher beats you, he automatically cheats.

43. You spam the lobby to try and gain some respect or credibility, but you fail miserably.

44. You use names such as "Undefeatable", "IOWNEVERYONE", "youallsuck", "i am the best", which you cannot live up to since you always lose.

[Doctor]

45.) You insult generals that have come before you such as Julius Caesar, Hannibal, Alexander, etc. by using their names in battles...

[General Nuisance esq]

Surprised these hav'nt come before (they are all genuine cases)

46) You sit on top of a hill and hurl insults at your opponant for not charging up the hill
47) you form a clan and do the above with your new mates, this time adding a forest on the hill so your opponant can't evan see you
48) you form a clan and set up a game with the rules No archers, No Artillery and 1,000,000 denari, you then grab Greece & Carthage and form noob boxes

[Doctor]

48) you form a clan and set up a game with the rules No archers, No Artillery and 1,000,000 denari, you then grab Greece & Carthage and form noob boxes

And inevitably get destroyed by their your artillery and claim that your enemy cheated for not doing an all out assault.

[{GrailKnight}]

49) You think my real name is Neil Foster, and i am a Greek Navy Personell from the East

[RTW Fan]

50. You call twpl rules "noob rules"

[|Sith| Max]

51. You think Egypt is a faction that relies on infantry for the majority of its troops, and you dont upgrade them.
52. You think Egypt is a respectable choice in a game on Rome, and wonder why people call you an egyptwhore.

[Pyrrhus of Epicus]

53. You leave the game instead of admitting defeat when you're losing.
54. You think you have mastered the game when you beat a clan recruit.
55. You think spartans are unbeatable.
56. You only communicate with the other player when you think you're winning, and that's to talk trash.
57. You say you pwned someone with Egypt.

[Praetorian Quintus]

66. You think an army that does not have any combat infantry at all is always going to lose

67. You think bezerkers should beat everything they touch cuz their haxorz

68. You think anytime you play a barbarian faction and you use Rome it should be an easy win

69. You talk trash-in game while losing