Types of MP noobs.

[{GrailKnight}]

I thought i'd post about the different types of noobs that can be expected to be encountered in RTW MP or any other TW MP.

Trash-Talking Noobs: Noobs who have no skill and just talk trash, they can never back up their words so when they lose they talk more trash, quite hilarious to watch.

Rule-Braking Noobs: Noobs who brake the rules, if this happens try to blacklist him/her in the lobby so other honourable players can avoid facing him.

Whining Noobs: Noobs who whine because they don't like the money level, rules or if you choose a faction they hate they will also whine when you beat them and will come up with excuses such as "HACKER!" or "CHEATER!".

Mute Noobs: Noobs who join your game, don't say a word and most likely brake your rules and rage quit, most of the time they can speak english and just choose to be pricks.

Rage-Quitting Noobs: Noobs who chose to drop out of the game instead of admitting defeat, they usually also fall into the above categories mentioned, but those noobs might not always rage quit.

Modding Noobs: Noobs who mod their armies to include powerful units such as praetorian cav, cataphracts, spartans, urban cohort etc. These types of noobs came to attention after Enstacock and his inbred group started hosting these 50-55k mod battles....lame. You should not worry about them too much, no one of them possess any skill to be considered a newbie lol, and i don't think they even know the mace attack for the cataphracts....lol

Phalanx/Hoplite abusing noobs: Noobs who use an excessive amount of pikemen to make noob-walls or any other variation to that annoying tactic, rarely ever works against decent players.
Ok i think that covers it, i just bored and decided to make this lolz

[|Sith| Max]

already described these in the "How NOT to b a noob" thing.

[King Gambrinus]

Oh come on...


Pike noobs : People who just take Macedon Royal pikemen and turtle in the corner of the map...

Spartan noobs : People who just take spartans and keep posting "just like "300" hahaha" .


Archer (cavalry) noobs : People who just take archers/HA and run around or hide and shoot.

Elephant noobs : The people who think having 8 units of elephants charging down the hill is fun/effective.

Arty noobs : The people who field 15 Units of Arty and some strong pikemen. Then camp.

Graphics noobs : not alot in RTW, more in other games, where people join a game knowing it won't work (ei : 4vs4 huge settings and they join with a crap PC)

Newbies rembember though are different to noobs, be nice with them if they are a noob.


EDIT : hate to be a noob but post 50!

[|Sith| Max]

Oh come on...


Pike noobs : People who just take Macedon Royal pikemen and turtle in the corner of the map...

Spartan noobs : People who just take spartans and keep posting "just like "300" hahaha" .


Archer (cavalry) noobs : People who just take archers/HA and run around or hide and shoot.

Elephant noobs : The people who think having 8 units of elephants charging down the hill is fun/effective.

Arty noobs : The people who field 15 Units of Arty and some strong pikemen. Then camp.

Graphics noobs : not alot in RTW, more in other games, where people join a game knowing it won't work (ei : 4vs4 huge settings and they join with a crap PC)

Newbies rembember though are different to noobs, be nice with them if they are a noob.


EDIT : hate to be a noob but post 50!

yeah those exist too but not enough to form an independent species.

[Toern]

you guys forget the pig noob, anytime someone bring 20 pigs, and waste them in a futile charge, making me lose 10 min of my time, i should get mad, but i can't stop laughing
Not enough archers noob- people who have 1000 hours of gamin, but still don't bring 6 archers to a cwb game.
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[King_Darius]

what about the MOST important "NOOB"?

The Willing To Learn Noob I say is the best noob around, and I am happy to say I think I fall into this category

[caesar_37th]

what about the MOST important "NOOB"?

The Willing To Learn Noob I say is the best noob around, and I am happy to say I think I fall into this category

Thats actually called a newb. people dont hate them like the n00b

[RTW Fan]

Seriously, I didn't think geeks actually said noob. Guess I was wrong.

On the outside, it seems like the most pathetic word ever invented. But you my friend need to play the multiplayer game... Unfortunately it is quite justified for some of the annoying types that play games.

[The10thLegion]

On the outside, it seems like the most pathetic word ever invented. But you my friend need to play the multiplayer game... Unfortunately it is quite justified for some of the annoying types that play games.

You should play it online with a mod, then you will complain about there being no one to play with.

[The10thLegion]

Seriously, I didn't think geeks actually said noob. Guess I was wrong.

[caesar_37th]

Seriously, I didn't think geeks actually said noob. Guess I was wrong.

i consider this highly offensive from a moderator on a forum where insults and insinuations are censored so much.

[Denny Crane!]

i consider this highly offensive from a moderator on a forum where insults and insinuations are censored so much.

he isn't a moderator, you see the difference?

[king-nord]

The n00b clanner:Thinks having clan tags makes them Mr.Big act like s get beaten and rage quit then pretends it never happened.

True, but thats nearly all rtw clan players now a days anyways not many of them are good. Just about good enough to beat non clan players and beginers.

[War lord]

The n00b clanner:Thinks having clan tags makes them Mr.Big act like s get beaten and rage quit then pretends it never happened.

Sometimes used by clans that sould know better.

[RTW Fan]

Ah, you forgot the type that enters your game and than will not choose a team, or will continually repick, or will take forever trying to figure out your army type, or will try to choose an unequal faction match up.

[{GrailKnight}]

Yea but i just put in the most common ones, i can add your one if ya want

[|Sith| Max]

I could go on and on about the point of TWC's organization. i fail to see why admins and moderators from a public forum need so many special titles and other things, and to see the point with becoming a citizen or artifex of this forum. to all extents this is a group with leaders, sub commanders, lower and higher ranking members and non members.
By all extents that is the definition of a Clan. the first successful Single player + mods clan, ill give you that.

[RTW Fan]

Maybe we need to add {TWC} to our name when we go online

[caesar_37th]

Maybe we need to add {TWC} to our name when we go online

We cant, we aren't 1337 enough to be in the same clan as the incredible singleplayer people who defeat the "EXDRODINARY" ai all day.

[|Sith| Max]

that'd completely finish the metamorphosis from public forum to clan..