What Have YOU Done to Win/Fight the War on Terror [part II]

[Boyar Son]

What have you done, guise. (remember fighting America doesn't count since anyone BUT us would be terrorists)

How many Taliban asses have you kicked, what nasty comment did you leave on pro palestine/israel youtube videos, what village have you liberated from the commies!?!?

[Timefool]

I'm not one to brag, but even these 5 people(it contains some language, they are all real, even that last dude who seems like he belongs in an action movie) are nothing compared to me.

[MuttonChops]

Hmmmm....I gave a suspicious looking man(probably a member of a terrorist cell), my trademark angry glare! Which probably frightened him....

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Don't worry guys I'm on the side of freedom.......

[Tiberius Tosi]

What I did was so indescribable that it made Arafat make this face...

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[Pontifex Maximus]

Paid taxes and registered for the draft?

So what kind of anti-America thread is in the works today lads? Shall we first outline how all Americans must consume a certain amount of baby flesh a day? Or perhaps how the mega American corporations fund private armies to wipe out random villages simply for the fun of it?

If you are inferring that the average American civilian has a higher duty to perform, you are quite wrong. Unlike the Iranian, Russian, or Syrian governments, America recognizes that untrained civilians should not be sent into combat to die. Service is voluntary, as it should be.

I wasn't aware you were in favor of the draft. I would have thought given your sentiments about the war you would discourage people from throwing their lives away. The war is in the hands of the people it should be.

[Boyar Son]

Paid taxes and registered for the draft?

So what kind of anti-America thread is in the works today lads? Shall we first outline how all Americans must consume a certain amount of baby flesh a day? Or perhaps how the mega American corporations fund private armies to wipe out random villages simply for the fun of it?

If you are inferring that the average American civilian has a higher duty to perform, you are quite wrong. Unlike the Iranian, Russian, or Syrian governments, America recognizes that untrained civilians should not be sent into combat to die. Service is voluntary, as it should be.

I wasn't aware you were in favor of the draft. I would have thought given your sentiments about the war you would discourage people from throwing their lives away. The war is in the hands of the people it should be.

Ahh, I IRL got pissed, it's in the THEMA DEVIA, and not a serious thread. I'm just so baffled as to how you can think i implied what you said in that post.

Link to political mudpit: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forum...sprune=-1&f=19

Serious answer goes there.

[Timefool]

So what kind of anti-America thread is in the works today lads? Shall we first outline how all Americans must consume a certain amount of baby flesh a day? Or perhaps how the mega American corporations fund private armies to wipe out random villages simply for the fun of it?

Yeah Google is going to go buy Africa! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA8bK96aGKU&feature=fvsr

[CobraStallone]

What have you done, guise. (remember fighting America doesn't count since anyone BUT us would be terrorists)

How many Taliban asses have you kicked, what nasty comment did you leave on pro palestine/israel youtube videos, what village have you liberated from the commies!?!?

Commies?

[Boyar Son]

Commies?

Yes.

[sabaku_no_gaara]

I never did heroin in my life and the taliban is using poppy exploitation and heroin export tot he west as a means to fund their war, and they regard heroin as a weapon of Jihad

so there, I denied them my money!

[Heathen Hammer]

I bought pot from a Jewish dealer. Does that count?

[Aetius]

I desecrated mosque with a poop firebomb for the glory of Bush II.


Also I stole a guitar from a commie.

[Boyar Son]

I did a triple back-flip and then kicked Bin Laden in the face.

Yesterday, I went into the street and dragged a headscarf off some Muslim es head.

Tomorrow, I'm going to rob an old Muslim woman.

I harrased non white kids, it is my hope that their self esteem became so low that they gave up on their dreams of killing westerners.
I made several remarks to a friend of mine that wants to go to A-stan that if I was down there, I'd kill anything that moved.
As for the communists, I placed gum in the hair of a women that spoke russian, and then ran like hell.

I desecrated mosque with a poop firebomb for the glory of Bush II.


Also I stole a guitar from a commie.

GREAT SUCCESS. (also the those who also contributed)

[Yuri Orlov]

I harrased non white kids, it is my hope that their self esteem became so low that they gave up on their dreams of killing westerners.
I made several remarks to a friend of mine that wants to go to A-stan that if I was down there, I'd kill anything that moved.
As for the communists, I placed gum in the hair of a women that spoke russian, and then ran like hell.

[Lord of Lost Socks]

I totally read this thread.

[Каие]

Yesterday, I went into the street and dragged a headscarf off some Muslim es head.

Tomorrow, I'm going to rob an old Muslim woman.

[Trey]

Yesterday, I went into the street and dragged a headscarf off some Muslim es head.

Tomorrow, I'm going to rob an old Muslim woman.

I said the shahada once to a woman in a burkha. She slapped me. Needless to say I am no longer a member of the faith.
But don't joke about crime

[Ojf]

Yesterday, I went into the street and dragged a headscarf off some Muslim es head.

Tomorrow, I'm going to rob an old Muslim woman.

[zznɟ ǝɥʇ]

I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.

you didnt say which side I had to be on

[Ascarona]

I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.

I love that movie .