Funny Quotes

[{GrailKnight}]

Post some funny quotes you heard from RTW players online.

I'll start-"Your army is superior to mine so i'm gonna stay on this hill and you're gonna have to come up and attack me mate"-random rtw player

[RTW Fan]

I come across some funny quotes from time to time but I do not bother remembering them.

[{GrailKnight}]

That guy is not right in the head....i looked at the AoE website and after seeing what he wrote with all those war posts....just wow....that is all i have to say....wow

[{GrailKnight}]

I wish a took a screen shot lol after i annihilated this noobs army he said "YOU COKER MOTHER" lol

[Dust be in Thy Mouth, Infidel!]

Some of these are profane.....might wanna put 'em in spoilers with warnings....

[Toern]

after 2 weeks of absence i logged on rtw, for 2 games, and got the following-
Player with 5 phalanx pikes gg 1 exp as pontus in a 10k game!!! upon seeing my rome army- "Oh, why everyone uses skirmish armies now!!"
2 game, Macedon player after sending their 2 light lancers unit to a quick death alone vs 8 archers "ohhhhhh!!"
Macedon Player after losing (10k large)-"meh u spammed urbans and praetorians" got 3 and 4

[|Sith| Max]

this was a while ago and i dont exactly remember who said it but he was using seleucia..
Sele guy: how the did you do that?!
Max: Its called upgrades newie.
Sele guy: Im going to get GS to ban you.
Max: Yeah, cry me a river.

once i also owned a noob so badly he started calling me a hacking satanist demon in the lobby.
But the funniest thing i ever heard was "My wardogs will destroy you"

[{GrailKnight}]

"Oh noooooo!!! You destroyed my neat defense!!!"-random player after i beat his noob square

[thedcode]

a clan member said this to me: ''I LIKE YOUR EXPERIENCE I WANNA PLAY YOU AGAIN'' then he said: ''I WILL DO A NOOB CIRCLE MUAHAHA!!'' then i just said: ''no srry but i wanna play better players'' then he said: ''cuz your scared of my noob circle muahaha!!''

[Zekey]

a clan member said this to me: ''I LIKE YOUR EXPERIENCE I WANNA PLAY YOU AGAIN'' then he said: ''I WILL DO A NOOB CIRCLE MUAHAHA!!'' then i just said: ''no srry but i wanna play better players'' then he said: ''cuz your scared of my noob circle muahaha!!''

Noob circle is best in some situations, just some do it all the time and give it a bad name.

[Dust be in Thy Mouth, Infidel!]

I pretended to be Paullus; oh, it was glourious.

[Eagle]

I pretended to be Paullus; oh, it was glourious.

i saw

[Legio]

Please do not break the censor bypass in pictures.
Please do not insult other members.
Please do not talk about TWC policy in here, the Q and S forum is for that.

[RTW Fan]

I had a funny one today when a person disliked me bringing only heavy cavalry & archer/skirmishers in a Germania v Greece battle. He called me a noob, even though he brought 4 upgraded Spartans and no archers...

[|Sith| Max]

if you lost to that ill laugh.

[RTW Fan]

if you lost to that ill laugh.

No he quit

[GrnEyedDvl]

People who continue to insult the moderators for doing their jobs will earn extra points. If you have an issue with moderation policy you can bring it up and Q & S without resorting to insults.

[|Sith| Max]

some people are so pathetic at this game that i wonder if its genetic.

[{GrailKnight}]

"My cav is superior to yours!!!"- a player who's name shall remain anonymous, she referred to her Greek General Bodyguard (the normal version, not the armoured version) being superior to my Companions lol, then when my companions owned her she said "OH NO!!! How could they beat my, my cav have 2 HP!!!"

This was a couple of months ago lol

[|Sith| Max]

theres only so many women on rtw and most of them are too good at this game to say such . im guessing either cassandra or maybe that princess of Macedon fan thing.