Let's at 'em, lads! There's butcher's work to be done!
So this is their army, huh? That's not an army! Someone get my carving knife, that's a bunch of ruddy little runts waitin' to be on MY dinner plate! And if you fight good 'n' well, laddys, maybe I'll leave you all some of the scraps! Heh huh!
Right here, this is half the orcs we can muster! That means we CAN'T lose! Those imbeciles over there, they don't stand a CHANCE! We'll swarm over 'em! We'll rip 'em new backsides! They're going to have so many swords up their asses, there isn't gonna be enough room for the ones we're gonna stick in their dicks!
Agh, no sleepers here! No whiny little lazy bastards in these ranks! If I see one of you lot turn his grimy little tail and run off, it'll be his head on a pike on a row with the rest of those thick-headed dopes on the other side of the field!
Oh, they've got TROLLS in their ranks, do they? Useless dolts with big hammers, ain't nothin' we can't handle! Hold your ground and let the bowmen do their work, and we'll string 'em up all the same!
Our scouts have *snort* FEARFULLY informed me, that those desert dogs over there have brought oliphaunts to the fight! Peh! Just think'a the steaks we'll rip outta those things! Oliphaunt ribs, lads, and hunks'a meat bigger than your heads apiece! I'm slobberin' just THINKIN' about it! Bring those oversized cattle down!
We're fightin' DWARVES, men! Raaaagh! Thinka Azog and Bolg and all those other good orcs these chubby bearded dimwits managed to stab in the ass! I say let's send 'em runnin right back to their pits!
Elves, eh? Elves! All prancin' about, all fancy and cheery with their bows and shiny gold armor and pointy little ears... A bunch'a bloody cute fairies! The first orc to bring me one of their heads on a platter, DOESN'T get fed to the wargs! HaHA!
Gondor! We're fightin' GONDOR? Oh, my, lads, I'm sorry - I thought I organized a proper fight for you today! Looks like we'll just have to deal with these scraps and move on to killin' somethin' that doesn't look like I just sha.t it out a bit later! (forum censored it?)
I see the enemy has horsemen! Who needs 'em when you've got trolls on your side?
The Master wants this job done, and he wants it done well! So your heads' on the line, lads! Get it done or we're ALL gonna answer to him!
And the bad news, boys - we outnumber these blokes half near ten ta' one! That means less meat for the lot of you, so best beat each other to the kill, eh!?
There's more of them than us, but we got CUNNIN'! Ha HA! And I got that good ol' sense in my head that tells me they're gonna have swords in theirs! ADVANCE!
So let's get 'em! Slice 'em to pieces! hack 'em to bits! Crush 'em to dust! Give 'em a proper beatin'! Kill 'em! KILL 'EM ALL!
And I say to you - the age of men is over! The age of dwarves is over! The age of elves - OVER! There is no age left for ANY of them... no life... no mercy! The age of the ORC has begun!
(and of course, the COWARDLY orc general...) We don't stand a chance! A BLOODY CHANCE! Lookit 'em! They're gonna hack us to pieces! I'm getting out of 'ere the first chance I get!