Bosnia vacant until further notice.
“We tried, we failed, and we will perhaps come back,in some distant future and try again”
These were the words of Selma Mujovic, a 25 year old women who we talked to at a train stop as the rain made her blouse wet, making it stuck to her breasts, something that caught my attention.
It seems Bosnia has finally given up, considering them selfs unable to run a country, Bosnians of all ethnic orientations and groups voted in a referendum or whether or not they should take up the US proposition to sell their country, in exchange for jobboppertunities in America, as well as getting parts of California as a thanks.
Having gone bankrupt for the 5th time this year, with a soaring unemployment and crime rate, and illiteracy that would make Africa blush, Bosnia has finally thrown in the towel. IN a deal struck by the new American Emperor George Bush the Magnificent, who recently saved America from Communism after having perpetrated a coup d’etat against the sitting communist dictator Hussein Obama, who has just passed a law saying that Marxism law was to replace the American constitution, and having set up death camps as part of his healthcare reform system.
Emperor Bush said that he was tired of all them Mexicans jumping over the border and doing their evil stuff, so in an effort to bring more honest god fearing white folks into America, the recent failure of Bosnia came at a good time. The Bosnians will get the south of California, and they will have their own communities, as well as a duty to guard the border from the Hispanic invasion that is attacking America. The future of Bosnia is uncertain as its entire population packs it bags and sets of for America, some have said that neighboring countries are interested in buying Bosnia, but it is unclear where they would get their money from as they have also recently gone bankrupt, and have little prospects of recovery for the next several centuries.
Vojislav Seselj, sitting president of Serbia, said that this was the greatest victory of the Serbian people since the shooting down of an American plane that was supposed to be invisible during the 1999 NATO bombing of his country, free pie and chocolates’ were given out in Belgrade as crowds rejoiced at the departure of their hated enemies to another continent.
In Zagreb, people were more pessimistic about the future.
“Who is going to rent hotel rooms during the summer now”
says Ivan Ivanovic, a Hotel owner from Split, who is visiting his mistress in Zagreb.
“When they(Serbs) come, there wont be anything between them and us, this time they will go straight for us, and commit a huge genocide.”
Said Vesna Popovic, a 35 year old ice-cream selles women, enjoying a joint in a Zagreb tram. The sitting president of Croatia, Marko Petrovic “thompson” has said that Croatia has nothing to worry about, and that the Bosnians will come back, seen as they are to stupid to adopt to American civilization..
In Pristina crowds were celebrating the departure of yet another Slavic people from Europe, and there was free cocaine to be seen, enjoyed by young and old alike.
This happened two years after Ukraine got nuked by Russia in a gas row, reducing the number of Slavic nations by one, if we do not count the mutants who are currently battling it out with specsnaz in Kiev.
Originally Posted by Pious Agnost
