I too am fed up of "they"

**~~removeduser_487563287433~~** · September 23, 2009, 01:12 PM

I don't know about you, but I am

ing sick and tired of coming home from work, almost tripping over the machete, having to clear the table before I can eat my dinner and then get propositioned by the local females for unprotected sex.

Source, Daily Mail, naturellement.

**mongrel** · September 23, 2009, 01:17 PM

That means that if one knows a woman well, the state won't pay her to have babies with you. How disappointing!

**~~removeduser_487563287433~~** · September 23, 2009, 01:21 PM

Sure, if my tax dollars were going on tastefully folded serviettes for my table, I could understand, but I am knee deep in Victory Cannabis.

**Mithie** · September 23, 2009, 01:23 PM

Hear ye, hear ye! All ye good conservative Christians tired of the morally corrupt lifestyles and governance of the British Government are welcome aboard the Mayflower! Ye shall sail to a new, virgin land blessed by God across the ocean to start life anew! Ye shall be provisioned with the grace of God and His Godly, puritanical values! A land where goodly family values reign above all, a land where promiscuity is punished by death! A port and goodly wife for every man and a crucifix above every stove! A land where there are no adultery, no sinning, and the only written word is God's written word!

**Big War Bird** · September 23, 2009, 01:25 PM

"They" obviously is a promoun for the "mothers." I would be fed up with "they" too if I lived in your country and that was happening.

**Doctor** · September 23, 2009, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Ferrets54

having to clear the table before I can eat my dinner

Ya sometimes I get my meth in my spaghetti and meatballs, but thats life

.

**mongrel** · September 23, 2009, 01:42 PM

A little off topic, but here is the Daily mail with it's pants down

Boy, 9, told to apologise for 'racist' taunt to Polish classmate while playing soldiers in lesson

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 3:46 PM on 23rd September 2009

Opening line: A nine-year-old schoolboy was branded racist by teachers after playing a game of soldiers with a Polish friend, his parents have said.

Final line: The class had not been learning about the war and at no point was the pupil accused of being racist

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...rs-lesson.html

They must think their readers are that stupid, and yes, according to the comments page they are.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz0RxM4w2Nj

**6th Vigil** · September 23, 2009, 01:46 PM

Yeah I had this woman paid to have sex with me on the table but the machete was lying there and things got messy. Luckily the drugs were also on the table so I had a few lines of coke and barely felt a thing.

**RTW Fan** · September 23, 2009, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Ferrets54

I don't know about you, but I am

ing sick and tired of coming home from work, almost tripping over the machete, having to clear the table before I can eat my dinner and then get propositioned by the local females for unprotected sex.

Invest in a rifle than, much less dangerous if you trip over that, just make sure you get one iwthout the bayonet.

**Phier** · September 23, 2009, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by RTW Fan

Invest in a rifle than, much less dangerous if you trip over that, just make sure you get one iwthout the bayonet.

British people are not allowed to play with weapons of any kind. They are obviously either too violent or incompetent to own them.

Originally Posted by Jexiel

Can someone please explain to me what's going on here? I'm lost! (I'm an American, can't help it

)

Sarcasm happened.

**justicar5** · September 24, 2009, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by Phier

British people are not allowed to play with weapons of any kind. They are obviously either too violent or incompetent to own them.

we are allowed swords, axes and other fun errr I mean dangerous heavy sharp objects

**Valiant Champion** · September 23, 2009, 03:25 PM

A big knife by the door is your biggest problem. It should be a gun than you can run off your daughters boyfriend that she barely knows who might knock her up so the state will pay for her child.

**mongrel** · September 23, 2009, 04:27 PM

When the Daily Mail asks "what have WE done to the British family", does that mean that their reporters will have our babies for dole money?

**El Brujo** · September 23, 2009, 05:05 PM

What's wrong with having a machete on hand? The only time I'm ever without mine is when I'm on my college campus or some other area full of safety prudes.

**Mangalore** · September 23, 2009, 05:47 PM

That's how we always picture the English: machete, drugs, women, sex... or was it the Columbian mafia?

**Jexiel** · September 23, 2009, 06:42 PM

Can someone please explain to me what's going on here? I'm lost! (I'm an American, can't help it

)

**ShADoW** · September 23, 2009, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Jexiel

Can someone please explain to me what's going on here? I'm lost! (I'm an American, can't help it

)

Me too

**Maverick** · September 23, 2009, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Shadow-X4X

Me too

You mean you guys are both from America? That's interesting.

**imb39** · September 24, 2009, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Jexiel

Can someone please explain to me what's going on here? I'm lost! (I'm an American, can't help it

)

the Mail - a paper I wouldn't use for toilet roll, it is so rubbish, is a paper that sells itself by dividing society. It constantly claims that British society is collapsing, overrun by hordes of refugees and immigrants. By using language such as 'they' those individuals are not considered part of British society as far as the paper is concerned. Generally those who read it have zero idea about British history and tend to view the 1950s as the highlight of British living. Shame the Empire was gone.

Again, the Mail is a revolting paper.

**bushbush** · September 25, 2009, 03:51 AM

Originally Posted by imb39

the Mail - a paper I wouldn't use for toilet roll, it is so rubbish, is a paper that sells itself by dividing society. It constantly claims that British society is collapsing, overrun by hordes of refugees and immigrants. By using language such as 'they' those individuals are not considered part of British society as far as the paper is concerned. Generally those who read it have zero idea about British history and tend to view the 1950s as the highlight of British living. Shame the Empire was gone.

Again, the Mail is a revolting paper.

making money with the Rush Limbaugh model or is Limbaugh copying the Mail?

btw: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

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