I shall not, since you have invoked my justice and mercy, and I'm so very Lordly that I cannot fail to be just and noble. I might even toss you a few shillings for your trouble lad, if you herald my arrival by announcing all of my titles.
Blast you boofhead, talk about shattered dreams. I'll just jump on Runescape and run about proclaiming how Lordly I am, since I compensate for what I lack in real life with what I have in games such as World of Warcraft and Runescape.
Right then, it certainly was worth a good laugh or two, if I daresay. Excellent humour you possess lad, was thoroughly amused, yes, yes, quite so.