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    Default The 'Alien Invasion will unite Humanity' wet dream...

    After looking around the forum and seeing the constant cries for finding and actually seeking an alien enemy will somehow bring about a utopian orgy among humankind.

    My stance is that...why would we go out of our way to go on killing more folk and bringing our pain to them?

    Also, in the event of finding an alien civilization, either through space discovery or by them finding us, that we will take advantage of them immediately?

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    Default Re: The 'Alien Invasion will unite Humanity' wet dream...

    What makes those people think those aliens aren't as warlike as us?

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    let alone being inferior to us.


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    Default Re: The 'Alien Invasion will unite Humanity' wet dream...

    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow-X4X View Post
    let alone being inferior to us.
    I think alien invasion inherently implies they have technology that allows them to move at rapid speeds, so not entirely so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfmonkey45 View Post
    I think alien invasion inherently implies they have technology that allows them to move at rapid speeds, so not entirely so.
    Sorry, I was trying to imply that they would be superior than us


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajir View Post
    My stance is that...why would we go out of our way to go on killing more folk and bringing our pain to them?
    We're s.

    That point is reinforced by the fact that the only thing that'll stop us from killing eachother is killing other things then using their bigger guns to kill more eachothers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajir View Post
    After looking around the forum and seeing the constant cries for finding and actually seeking an alien enemy will somehow bring about a utopian orgy among humankind.
    IDGI, honestly. I think the dependence on an outside source of humanity's peace and union shows a cynical distrust in human nature. Yeah, we're capable of great amounts of brutality, but we're capable of equally great amounts of altruism.

    Quote Originally Posted by cfmonkey45 View Post
    I think alien invasion inherently implies they have technology that allows them to move at rapid speeds, so not entirely so.
    Doesn't mean their weapons would be as advanced, though. Not all tech is parallel; it depends on the development. As a much smaller-level example, look at the Aztecs: fairly advanced architectural, cultural, civil, linguistic, and agricultural development, but relatively tech shite weapons because of the resources.

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    Whatever. When Cthulhu wakes up you're all ed anyway.

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    Default Re: The 'Alien Invasion will unite Humanity' wet dream...

    Perhaps we should focus on unity before something like that happens so we just don't end up ed when Skynet takes over the world?


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    Cthulu and Skynet be damned! When we kill the aliens and master their big lightning bolt shooter guns, we'll take them all on!
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    Default Re: The 'Alien Invasion will unite Humanity' wet dream...

    i believe the term is 'the alien invasion will unite all humanity under USA Leadership' wet dream
    like 'independance day'

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    Default Re: The 'Alien Invasion will unite Humanity' wet dream...

    people band together when the hits the fan.

    So when those evil extraterrestials arrive, humanity will realize that its ed if it stays divided.
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    Well I will be looking forward to it.. on 12-12-12..


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    People will band together in the event of an alien invasion? Wrong.

    What period in human history represents the closest to an alien invasion? The invasion of the Aztec Empire by white Spaniards. Now, did all the mesoamerican tribes of Mexico band together to defeat the Spaniards led by cortez? Nope. In fact they did precisely the opposite. The various tribes that opposed the Aztecs, saw the coming of the whites as a prime oppurtunity for some payback and turning the tables on the formerly powerful kingdom. And that sort of division led to the annihilation of the mesoamerican people. The reason why they didn't unite to defeat the Spaniards is because the spaniards were clever enough to befriend the odd tribe here and there to bring down the more powerful Aztecs.

    Humans hate each other, and an alien species that invades us will be infinitely more clever than Cortez and his band of hi-tech thugs (hi tech by mesoamerican standards). If aliens ever invade us, the first thing that will happen is divide and conquer. They will utilize our rivalries to divide us and then chop us to bits piecemeal by favoring one side (most probably the weak) to weaken the strong. They will play proxy games in various regions, being kind to some while cruel to others. They will toy with us and eventually annihilate us - just like the white man did to the natives of America. So when you think about it the peopel who will be most ed over in the case of an alien invasion is the most hi-tech parts of humanity - that being Europe, North America and Japan.
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    Well humanity is made up of easily scared trigger happy individuals with fear of the unknown for the most part.
    So yeah there's a high chance that the ones starting the interplanetary war are us.

    Quote Originally Posted by A pimp named Slickback
    What period in human history represents the closest to an alien invasion? The invasion of the Aztec Empire by white Spaniards. Now, did all the mesoamerican tribes of Mexico band together to defeat the Spaniards led by cortez? Nope. In fact they did precisely the opposite. The various tribes that opposed the Aztecs, saw the coming of the whites as a prime oppurtunity for some payback and turning the tables on the formerly powerful kingdom. And that sort of division led to the annihilation of the mesoamerican people. The reason why they didn't unite to defeat the Spaniards is because the spaniards were clever enough to befriend the odd tribe here and there to bring down the more powerful Aztecs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A pimp named Slickback View Post
    People will band together in the event of an alien invasion? Wrong.

    What period in human history represents the closest to an alien invasion? The invasion of the Aztec Empire by white Spaniards. Now, did all the mesoamerican tribes of Mexico band together to defeat the Spaniards led by cortez? Nope. In fact they did precisely the opposite. The various tribes that opposed the Aztecs, saw the coming of the whites as a prime oppurtunity for some payback and turning the tables on the formerly powerful kingdom. And that sort of division led to the annihilation of the mesoamerican people. The reason why they didn't unite to defeat the Spaniards is because the spaniards were clever enough to befriend the odd tribe here and there to bring down the more powerful Aztecs.

    Humans hate each other, and an alien species that invades us will be infinitely more clever than Cortez and his band of hi-tech thugs (hi tech by mesoamerican standards). If aliens ever invade us, the first thing that will happen is divide and conquer. They will utilize our rivalries to divide us and then chop us to bits piecemeal by favoring one side (most probably the weak) to weaken the strong. They will play proxy games in various regions, being kind to some while cruel to others. They will toy with us and eventually annihilate us - just like the white man did to the natives of America. So when you think about it the peopel who will be most ed over in the case of an alien invasion is the most hi-tech parts of humanity - that being Europe, North America and Japan.
    Good point, but a simple metaphor for "aliens come, weaker tribes join them" wont work in a more modernized world. The "aztecs" in the humans vs aliens scenario would be more than just one nation/group, Im sure there would be a major 1st world alliance throughout all the continents, and some smaller/less cooperative nations would still fight, while some other countries would no doubt have problems with dissension. In our day and age, I just think it'd be an entirely different scenario.

    Comparing the coming of the whites to the coming of an entirely different species is just too much.

    also "the coming of the whites" is probably a great porno
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gambit View Post

    also "the coming of the whites" is probably a great porno
    indeed.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Gambit View Post
    Comparing the coming of the whites to the coming of an entirely different species is just too much.
    I dont know, the analogy is quite sound, say the aliens can communicate with us, and they go to the middle east and promise them sovereing countries and favors on exchange for manpower against the western powers. Or Africa. Im pretty sure they could ally with more than one country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bspiken View Post
    I dont know, the analogy is quite sound, say the aliens can communicate with us, and they go to the middle east and promise them sovereing countries and favors on exchange for manpower against the western powers. Or Africa. Im pretty sure they could ally with more than one country.
    Well I'm not saying it's impossible, just seems unlikely. Depends on the situation. Have the aliens studied us? Do they know how our nations work? Also, it depends on the aliens intent. If it's complete extermination they want, and since they'd probably be fairly hi-tech beings by our standards, they probably wouldnt start grabbing allies, even if they planned on just betraying them later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gambit View Post
    Well I'm not saying it's impossible, just seems unlikely. Depends on the situation. Have the aliens studied us? Do they know how our nations work? Also, it depends on the aliens intent. If it's complete extermination they want, and since they'd probably be fairly hi-tech beings by our standards, they probably wouldnt start grabbing allies, even if they planned on just betraying them later.
    My Lord can answer your questions right now. My Lord continues to study your species and your world extensively and he intents on ruling Earth.

    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Gothicus View Post
    Well let's suppose Alien are as vulnerable to weaponry as we are, yeah maybe they have super designs concerning space travel but they're not that much advanced in the armaments department.
    In this case alliances would play a very important role and most nuke armed countries would make alliances against the invaders.
    My Lord continues to implement weapons only designed for countering Human weapons. Also, don't rely on your alliances or your nuclear weapons to save you.

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    You realize that if the West is destroyed, the Muslims will focus their attention on the aliens who are infidels and who will get killed by their own weapons?
    My Lord expects Africa, southwest Asia, and South America to be the first to fall. The nations of Africa are shakey at best, the people will be quick to accept a new ruler. The southwest Asian countries will fall to bribes and the promise of reclaiming Jerusalem and expelling the American soldiers. South American nations are weak from a military standpoint and the location is prime for putting pressure on the United States.
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