First I'd like to say that I love history and that it's really hard for me to play historically inaccurate games. When I play them and I find something wrong with it, it bugs the heck out of me. And this is my problem with the total war series. The 3 most recent games (Rome, Medieval 2, Empire) are all great games, no question.
My favorite is Rome. Why? Because when I'm invading Gaul, or Macedon, or Carthage, or Egypt, or Britannia, or Spain I don't feel reluctant to do so because that's what the Romans actually did. Rome controlled from Egypt to the borders of Scotland. It was a real Empire. Plus, you only control one of the 4 Roman factions. I don't want to do what Sun Tzu said. I don't want to win first and then go to war. There's no fun in it then. It's only tedious then. Why am I fighting a war I've already won? Just let me fast forward a couple turns till I have the British Isles. But that doesn't happen in Rome Total War. You're expanding you borders to prepare for the inevitable fight for Rome. You fight the three other Roman factions for control of the city and the empire. It's not tedious.
But in Medieval 2, say I'm playing as the English, I can get control of the British Isles within, I don't know, 15 turns? When in history England never managed to take over Scotland. (Don't count the unification of the 2 nations.) I have my English troops marching in southern France, in Spain, in Germany, in Italy, in Morocco, in Northern Africa, and then finally I have a chain all the way to Jerusalum. Wow was that a waste of time. C'mon. England cannot take over Europe the way the Romans did! I'm so reluctant to advance further because 1. after a while it gets to tedious 2. it's so inaccurate! I'm almost hoping before I take Marseille from the French that they mass an army and take their regions back the way I did to them. And the whole pope thing is just annoying. Shut up, Gregory. The French were asking for it. The little merchants take forever to spam around and make you some money. The diplomats are the same. They take too long to move. Priests are a little better; they make the guy with the hat happy. Spies and Assassins I like more, but still. Let me move them quicker. So yeah. Medieval 2 is my least favorite. Too tedious. Too ambitious. Too unrealistic.
And now I voice my opinion on the latest release, Empire Total War. Well, obviously, it's my second favorite, under Rome. To give it credit, I love the new diplomatic system. Good. Get rid of those annoying diplomats. But, everyone always hates you. It's a lose lose situation. If you do well, then everyone else hates you. But if you don't do well, you still may have friends, but you're left with: you are not doing well. Another problem I find with the diplomatic system is that it's so hard to trade technologies. Even if you for example will give 4 technologies for your partners 1, he'll still say the usual: "Our scientists" blah blah blah "technology is better learned" blah blah blah nonsense. No more merchants? Kinda? Naval merchants? eh... sure I'll deal. But to point out some other things I like, having 3 different regions is great. Though I don't really concentrate on India until I have America secure, it's still great. But. The same problem comes around in Empire that happened in Medieval 2.
I just stopped playing my British campaign yesterday because even though I didn't complete my objectives, I already won. I have control of the Carribean, Canada, and the colonies. I have West Africa, South Africa, and two ports in Brazil. I'm choking Frace economically with my navy. I already won. I did what Sun Tzu advised. I won before I fought. But after that there was no fun left for me. And this was only around 1730. During the course of the game, I could easily have taken Flanders from Spain. The reason the Dutch didn't take it was because I think there was a problem with the AI (big surprise). There was a single French ship in the Dutch port for years and years and years and the Dutch just camped out in Amsterdam the whole time. In Empire, I feel reluctant to invade Europe. America, sure. Hey Spain can I take Cuba from you without you putting up a fight? Sure. How about Quebec? Take it! But invading the home region is something I'm reluctant to do. I could take France with the wag of a finger, but I just don't want to. Now Spain is a little bit easier to deal with. Give me Gibraltar. I don't want Madrid though. Keep that. It's just history. In real life, good luck. You'll get nowhere fast. Even on the highest difficulty level the game tries to help you win because the AI is too stupid. Oh, by the way... the pirates are just annoying. They're just so annoying! Stop raiding my shipping! I always try to take the Leeward/Windward (whichever one) Islands and Trinidad right away just to get them off my back.
Yeah. I want to finish this so... finished.




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