Meet the Staff....alternative

[Torment]

Who is that?

[Tacticalwithdrawal]

farmer maggot

[Tom Paine]

Didn't recognise him? I'm shocked at ye.

[Torment]

I'm a maggot?!?!

[Tom Paine]

No, you're a covetous psycho with a scythe. And a dog.

[Tacticalwithdrawal]

nope, you're a hobbit vegetable farmer famed for:

- his fantastic mushrooms
- his vicious dogs
- his catchphrase 'git orf mae laaand'

[Belisarius]

I'm a maggot?!?!

I was thinking of another word with "aggot"

:laughing: :wink:

[Seleukos]

Umm, what are you implying, exactly?

You dont get it?

[Tom Paine]

You dont get it?

I was wondering which you were going for actually. I beg you to remember that tacticalwithdrawal is a married man, and I'm only just legal.

[Emperor Dimitricus]

im insulted that i havnt been included in any of the recent ones!

[therussian]

im insulted that i havnt been included in any of the recent ones!

As am I, comrade. As......am.......I.

[PyrrhusIV]

As am I, comrade. As......am.......I.

seconded.

[therussian]

You mean....thirded?

[Kscott]

not that you guys are staff or anything..

[therussian]

No, but we are respected members of this community, and should be staff

[Ó Cathasaigh]

I respected the George Castanza Russian.....the new russian is pure evil....and bearish

[Lord Rahl]

Now presenting Lord Rahl's Star Trek Meet the Staff List!

Before everyone gets all pissy and whiney just know that this list doesn't have to match people's personalities and most of you don't even know more than a few guys which is extremely weak
The Orignal Series

Siblesz, as James Tiberius Kirk

STARFLEET HISTORICAL FILE: Kirk, James T.
Mid-level Biography Brief Mode
Final Rank: Captain
Full Name: James Tiberius Kirk
Date of birth: March 22, 2233
Place of birth: Riverside, Iowa, Earth
Education: Starfleet Academy, 2250-2254
Marital status: Single
Children: One son, David Marcus (2261-2286)
Date of death: 2293/2371*
Place of death: Enterprise-B in Nexus/Veridian III*
Serial number: SC937-0176 CEC
Quarters: On original Enterprise, Deck 5; on refit/1701-A, Deck 5/Room 0195

the Black Prince, as Hiraku Sulu (he is gay)

STARFLEET HISTORICAL FILE: Sulu, Hikaru
Mid-level Biography Brief Mode
Rank: Captain
Date of birth: 2237
Place of birth: San Francisco, Earth
Education: Starfleet Academy, 2255-59
Marital status: Married
Children: A daughter, Demora, born 2270

GEN, as Spock

STARFLEET HISTORICAL DATABASE: Spock
Full Biography Mode
Rank: Captain, retired
Serial number: S179-276SP
Full Name: Spock (lineal Vulcan name unpronounceable)
Year of birth: 2230
Place of birth: Shi'Kahr, Vulcan
Parents: Ambassador Sarek and his wife Amanda Grayson
Education: Starfleet Academy, 2249-53
Marital status: Once married
Last whereabouts: Romulus

Wild Bill Kelso, as Montgomery Scott

STARFLEET HISTORICAL FILE: Scott, Montgomery "Scotty"
Mid-level Biography Brief Mode
Final Rank: Captain
Serial Number: SE-197-54T
Year of birth: 2222
Education: Starfleet Academy, 2240-44
Marital status: Single

Frood, as Kor the legendary Klingon commander


Mehmed II, as Bele (on the left)



borispavlovgrozny, as Balok



Knight 2100, as the infamous Harcourt Fenton Mudd!



Lord Tomyris, as...the Gorn Captain


Baron Lokimus, as the crazy Finnegan


rububula, as the honorable Matt Decker


Trax, as the noble Decius


wilpuri, as Crewman Darnell (a sea-sucking creature killed him)


deathdoom56, as Dr. Richard Daystrom


and BattleKnight, as Ayelborne


TWC, The Next Generation, coming soon.

[Justinian]

That would probably be sidesplittingly funny if I had seen Star Trek.

[Lord Rahl]

Hence,

which is extremely weak

[HorseArcher]

. the "next generation" is a lot better than the Kirk series. ............................lol, i'm not just talking about Star Trek. :laughing: