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    Default wtf is wrong with my family tree? lol

    sup?
    EDIT: And another daughter >.>
    Last edited by handl3r; August 04, 2009 at 05:38 AM.

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    Mithrantir's Avatar Civis
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    Too many women i guess. You have to find an alchemist and start experimenting with your male and female married characters
    Never seen this one happen before though.

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    Magnificent One's Avatar Miles
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    Maybe it is time you start inventing protestantism.Get your general to get a new wife.Or four.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnificent One View Post
    Maybe it is time you start inventing protestantism.Get your general to get a new wife.Or four.
    moar wimminz

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    I'm playing as Poland right now and the same thing happened to me as well. I also have original family members who have never marrired even though I have numerous cities/castles with no governors

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    That's actually very fortunate. You are sure to be offered generals from victories, or offered ones for adoption. With so many princesses, you can immediately marry these newly acquired generals to them, therefore building up your family tree very quickly. Also, you will be absolutely flooded with potential suitors, allowing you to pick only the cream of the crop.

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    Not to mention the benefits of using a princess as a diplomat, run them around and get small, easy to attain diplomatic agreements for the +Charm points.

    Nothing like the Wife is Fair, Wife is Smart, yadda yadda traits!



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    Gnostiko's Avatar Campidoctor
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    If you want Royal sons, I'd consider marrying off your princesses to foreign families to free up space in your family tree.

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    Warmaster Tibs's Avatar Senator
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    Princess'es are fun! I had a French Englishmen Aragonian German son! Apparently he turned out to be utterly mad and insane and a alchoholic so something went wrong in that gene pool. In every speach he gave it was something about pink elephants and green pixies. Also about his fat wife even though shes been dead for 6 years.
    The AI is like a retarded overwieght child. He realy want all those fries, he just does not know how to get them. http://img1.coolspacetricks.com/imag...unny/81776.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmaster Tibs View Post
    Princess'es are fun! I had a French Englishmen Aragonian German son! Apparently he turned out to be utterly mad and insane and a alchoholic so something went wrong in that gene pool. In every speach he gave it was something about pink elephants and green pixies. Also about his fat wife even though shes been dead for 6 years.
    i have nothing to say so im quoting this because it's friggin hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmaster Tibs View Post
    Princess'es are fun! I had a French Englishmen Aragonian German son! Apparently he turned out to be utterly mad and insane and a alchoholic so something went wrong in that gene pool. In every speach he gave it was something about pink elephants and green pixies. Also about his fat wife even though shes been dead for 6 years.
    Hahaha! That is amazing.

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    + rep

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    Warmaster Tibs's Avatar Senator
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    Thank you , Thank you, and whats the deal with Airline food?

    Thats the 2nd times ive been complamented in a thread for a joke/story, The other is my sig.
    The AI is like a retarded overwieght child. He realy want all those fries, he just does not know how to get them. http://img1.coolspacetricks.com/imag...unny/81776.gif

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    Wow, all females. I have played a lot of games and never had a family tree turn out like that. At least you wont have to educate your son in-laws, and they will start off with a vanilla set of traits. If you follow those sorts of things.

    This game is so messed up that I just ignore the family tree and generals traits. I used to only marry my princes to other factions princesses and closly follow my generals traits. Doing this in MTW2 will only lead to frustration. Just ingnore it and focus on the cool things like the battles and campaign map strategy.

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    Default Re: wtf is wrong with my family tree? lol

    Princess'es are fun! I had a French Englishmen Aragonian German son! Apparently he turned out to be utterly mad and insane and a alchoholic so something went wrong in that gene pool. In every speach he gave it was something about pink elephants and green pixies. Also about his fat wife even though shes been dead for 6 years.
    Last edited by Holy winter; August 08, 2009 at 04:04 AM.

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    haha wow that never happened to me. Well, I guess you'll have whole bunch of generals when they are old enough to get married though.

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    Family trees like that are why I always make some modifications to the descr_campaign_db file. I change princess retirement age to 21 and max age for marriage to 20. Princesses come of age at 14 and have 6 years (12 turns) to find a husband or it's off to the convent with them. This keeps them from being around too long and blocking a spot for a future son and potential heir (since each couple is only limited to four kids, so if it's four girls, you're screwed).
    DLV rules!

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    if you have enough family members for the regions of your nation it will produce more daughters. tho if you have a need for family members and have alot of regions you will get more sons. the engine works that way to keep a good fm/ region ratio.
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    I had a princess that was "hideous" and was called Aisling the Gorgon. Oddly enough, she managed to have 6 charm.

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    Default Re: wtf is wrong with my family tree? lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Knight_of_Ni View Post
    I had a princess that was "hideous" and was called Aisling the Gorgon. Oddly enough, she managed to have 6 charm.
    Good lord. She must've had some pretty good other attributes...

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