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    Icon1 Convert me to anti-Judaism

    Since EMM is always invaded with threads trying to prove why anti-Judaism is so much better than other belief systems, I thought of a challenge to pursue this activity. I am said to be a "Jew", and I invite you to convert me to anti-Judaism. I don't care which denomination of anti-Judaism do you belong to, just convert me to this awesome religion called "anti-Judaism". You can use any tool you like, you don't even have to appeal to Reason. Point out mistakes, inconsistencies in my religion, make fun of my religious holidays or the theory that says Jewish are chosen people of God, amuse me with stories where Jews said stupid things, find examples in history where my belief was used to incite hatred / holy wars etc. Tell me about why do you find waiting for Messiah ridiculous, deny my right to subjective experience of Yahweh.

    The only restriction is that you have to put some effort into it, f.e. saying "Oh, that's easy. Just quit believing in Yahweh." will be met with opposition. I am eagerly awaiting this exciting opportunity to finally join the club of the enlightened.

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    It's not so funny or useful the second or in case third time.
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    Ego's are fun

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    Because Arnold Schwarzenegger is the only true diety in the world.But you already seem to believe.Time to convert the other heatens.

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    MaximiIian's Avatar Comes Limitis
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    Oh, FFS. Enough of these parody threads. It's boring and it clutters up the place.

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    Default Re: Convert me to anti-Judaism

    It's even worse than that... it may make pw feel validated, and that's worse than clogging up the place.



    Most idiot, ignorant and heavily biased statement about evolution that I've ever read:
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    The evolution theory started thing like rasicm

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    Please close this threads with the Leprechauns one was enough...

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    The one with the leprechauns is the best. And it is the first parody as well.



    Most idiot, ignorant and heavily biased statement about evolution that I've ever read:
    Quote Originally Posted by Dea Paladin View Post
    The evolution theory started thing like rasicm

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    I'll use Thomas Paine's argument, that revelation is only a revelation when given directly by God to a Prophet, but when a prophet reveals what was said to him by God, it becomes hearsay, and hearsay insufficient evidence to believe such extraordinary claims, like that God told Abraham to take a sharp stone or knife to his own weiner, not explaining anymore but to say that this is something they should do as a token to him.

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    Default Re: Convert me to anti-Judaism

    No, any more clone threads will recieve a warning.

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