[EA AAR] i want some fags!

**The One King** · July 09, 2009, 12:58 PM

A comedy about the hardships of getting smokes if your Norwegian.

First update should be pretty soon

, im no superman when it comes to writing but i'll give it a go.

**OfficerJohn** · July 09, 2009, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by The One King

A comedy about the hardships of getting smokes if your Norwegian.

First update should be pretty soon

, im no superman when it comes to writing but i'll give it a go.

I'm in!

**The One King** · July 09, 2009, 04:34 PM

Wow, its dead allready? i knew it was crap but? record?

**Cooltosha** · July 09, 2009, 07:37 PM

It's a good laugh. Keep it up! I kinda needed some sick comedy AAR, and if it's about fags, rofl then much more!

**karo** · July 10, 2009, 02:42 AM

Nice AAR

and a great start

**The One King** · July 10, 2009, 04:58 PM

Second update should be soon, can anyone name a decent free image hosting website that does not require signing up to.

**Nole4694** · July 10, 2009, 05:03 PM

why dont you want to sign up to anything? photobucket is great

**OfficerJohn** · July 12, 2009, 12:10 PM

How do you find your own pics if you don't sign up?

**BubbleBoy** · July 12, 2009, 03:07 PM

Yay, finally an expanded americas AAR!

And it's good even without the pics working.

**Nole4694** · July 12, 2009, 03:50 PM

I have a problem though, I cant see your pictures

**The One King** · July 15, 2009, 03:52 AM

DEAD.

Officially dead.

Goodnight sweet prince.

**IVIarkI2I** · July 16, 2009, 04:39 AM

lol great Eothese would be pround that somebody did AAR with his mod

**The One King** · July 09, 2009, 01:12 PM

Expanded Americas, its awesome, huge grand campaign lots of americas provinces and bigger map, better ai, etc, way worth the download. (kingdoms mod)

**The One King** · July 09, 2009, 01:54 PM

Once upon a time...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Sorry for that interruption..

Prince Magnus: Dad can i come in to Oslo yet?
King Haakon: Do you have any fags?
Prince Magnus: What? Whats this "fag" you speak of?
King Haakon: Lord, couldn't you have granted me a normal child?

KH: Right my son, im gonna teach you the wonders of the magic herb.
PM: DAAAAH WAAAAAH!?
KH: What?
PM: Sorry, the what?
KH: In time you'll learn, my young padawan appre..
PM: BUT IM YOUR SON!!!
KH: Are you the only one who hasn't seen Starwars!?
PM: ... WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two minutes later...

PM: WOOOO! WERE GOING TO CANDY LAND!
KH: yes son, if thats what you wanna call America...
PM: Pardon dad?
KH: NOTHING! Carry on!
KH: Goodbye Oslo, Good luck with the Danes.

Three minutes later...

PM: Wow i've never been on a boat.
KH: What kind of viking are you? If you feel ill, look out to the horizon.
PM: The who? Oh God...
(BLAAAARRRRGGGHHHH)
KH: ...God i need a fag!!!