The Middle Earth Rap!

**Outlawstar15a2** · July 06, 2009, 05:01 PM

I couldn't help myself I just had to do this. :XDDD

This is the Middle Earth Rap, basically you write one to three lines (your choice) and you try to create statements that rap. It's a "Build along" thread where somebody raps something and you try to add to it. Like I will start out and then the second person will try to continue my rap and then the 3rd will continue their's ad infinitum.

Basically anything that comes from: The movies, the books, the games, or miscellaneous sources; is fair game.

Here, I'll start.
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My name is Sauron
I'm pals with Saruman
Don't make me mad or I'll pound you back to Mithlond!

**Arvedui** · July 06, 2009, 06:33 PM

um yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah good luck with that

**JuL14n** · July 06, 2009, 06:38 PM

I got one!

J-A-L! A dynamite!
J-A-L! And he'll win the fight!
J-A-L! He's a powerload!
J-A-L! Watch him explode!

He's dirty, mean and mighty unclean
He's a Wanted man
Public Enemy Number One
Understand
So lock up your daughter
And lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
Don't you mess around

**sirfiggin** · July 06, 2009, 07:01 PM

just no

**Hippolord** · July 06, 2009, 07:03 PM

**Momus** · July 06, 2009, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Hippolord

I dont think eminem has much to worry about if im honest but

ing hilarious!

And I think someone likes lol cats

**Finlander** · July 07, 2009, 06:03 AM

...They are taking the hobbits to Isengard,

they are taking the hobbits to Isengard,

They are taking the hobbits to Isengard-ga-ga-ga-gard

Hobbits-hobbits-hobbits to Isengard to Isengard...