[Entry]Make a TWC intro narration!

[LuckyNinja]

Yes, we of the Grump Ogre Modding Team, making the TWC:Total Spam sub-mod, need your help!

We need an introduction for the faction. We want four lines, ending with "A forum of TOTAL SPAM".

eg.

A forum where moderators ban .
A forum with verbal conflicts .
A forum with worhtless posts .
A forum of... total spam !

A forum where moderators ban .
A forum with verbal conflicts .
A forum with worhtless posts .
A forum of... total spam !

The best 5 (in the opinion of the GOMT) will be selected for the final stage, that being a poll (and the "[Entry]" replaced by "[Poll]") where you get to decide which one we use.

So get cracking with it (oh and rhyming between "spam" and end of 2nd line is preferrend but not compulsory)!

[bentlemp]

Arguing over the game
Will no doubt end in a ban
But to us it's all the same
A forum of total spam!

[Æsir]

Here you have:

This is a forum of flummery,
a world of noobs, flame and bans,
but the few forge their destiny. (but the few forge their reputation.)
A forum of…TOTAL SPAM!


EDIT: Spelling and grammar..
EDIT2: And of course credit to the epic Medieval(1):Total War intro.

[Momus]

dark clouds gather at the edge of our beloved forum.....
the hordes of moderators stand poised to strike at our rep with their banhammers.....
let us unite and throw them back beyond the darkness where they now lurk...watching...waiting.....
LET US MELT DOWN THESE BANHAMMERS ONCE AND FOR ALL!! AND FROM THEIR REMAINS FORGE A NEW FORUM!
.....a forum of noobs.....a forum of rep whores.....a forum of TOTAL SPAM!!!!

[jinjo]

dark clouds gather at the edge of our beloved forum.....
the hordes of moderators stand poised to strike at our rep with their banhammers.....
let us unite and throw them back beyond the darkness where they now lurk...watching...waiting.....
LET US MELT DOWN THESE BANHAMMERS ONCE AND FOR ALL!! AND FROM THEIR REMAINS FORGE A NEW FORUM!
.....a forum of noobs.....a forum of rep whores.....a forum of TOTAL SPAM!!!!

i like that very much
+rep

[axnsan]

the best so far

[Momus]

the best so far

whose?........better be mine lol!

i still like lucky's one tho

[Roloc]

Used age instead of forum:

An age of noobs
An age of rep
An age of ban
An age of: Total Spam

[Momus]

Used age instead of forum:

An age of noobs
An age of rep
An age of ban
An age of: Total Spam

this is a piss take using a faction based on this website.....so context can work......

hence why forum sounds better

[Blackomur89]

Firstly it was a forum where mods flourished.
Administrators and moderators ruled in peace.
But then the spammers came...
And it was the beginning of,
The forum of ... TOTAL SPAM!



What do you think?

[jinjo]

we fight for darkness
we fight for madness
we fight for evil
we fight for TOTAL SPAM!

[George Maniaces]

If you want to discuss Shaq's role in Kazam
Or Doctor Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham
Then join us right here, as fast as you can
Cuz this forum's for you, a forum...of TOTAL SPAM

[Jean=A=Luc]

Not really what you guys wanted but just for fun.

Three threads for the Admins where none may post
Seven for the Mods who keep the forum in line
Nine for the users in which to discuss

One for the spammers who have no life
In the off-topic discussion where the rep-whores lie

One Thread to derail them all, One Thread to spam them
One Thread to merge them all and from the forum ban them
In the off-topic discussion where the rep-whores lie

[Ratbag]

Not really what you guys wanted but just for fun.

Three threads for the Admins where none may post
Seven for the Mods who keep the forum in line
Nine for the users in which to discuss

One for the spammers who have no life
In the off-topic discussion where the rep-whores lie

One Thread to derail them all, One Thread to spam them
One Thread to merge them all and from the forum ban them
In the off-topic discussion where the rep-whores lie

This one with a voice like Gandalf or Galadriel!

[OfficerJohn]

This one with a voice like Gandalf or Galadriel!

I can do the Galadriel voice!

[Theseus1234]

I can do the Galadriel voice!

That's generally not something to be proud of haha

[Hallow]

That's generally not something to be proud of haha

Especially when your name is John.

[OfficerJohn]

That's generally not something to be proud of haha

Uhm, I'm not proud of it, it was just practical now...

(Or it was a joke...)


Galadriel voice... anyone has or knows anyone with a Galadriel-ish voice?


Okay, we'll make this fair.
If you don't like J=A=L's entry, post something that violates the forum rules so bad he have to delete it.
If you like it, just post that you like it, or something that won't get deleted...

Afterwards I will count the votes.

[Æsir]

Not really what you guys wanted but just for fun.

Three threads for the Admins where none may post
Seven for the Mods who keep the forum in line
Nine for the users in which to discuss

One for the spammers who have no life
In the off-topic discussion where the rep-whores lie

One Thread to derail them all, One Thread to spam them
One Thread to merge them all and from the forum ban them
In the off-topic discussion where the rep-whores lie

Thats awesome! I would rep you, but you know.. I'm not kind of that.. Emm... Ciao!

[OfficerJohn]

Not really what you guys wanted but just for fun.

Three threads for the Admins where none may post
Seven for the Mods who keep the forum in line
Nine for the users in which to discuss

One for the spammers who have no life
In the off-topic discussion where the rep-whores lie

One Thread to derail them all, One Thread to spam them
One Thread to merge them all and from the forum ban them
In the off-topic discussion where the rep-whores lie

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