Why couldn't Noah

[D.B. Cooper]

Have swatted those two mosquitos when he had the chance?

[Jacket60]

more importantly, why did he forget to pack dinosaurs?

[Francebunkerer]

more importantly, why did he forget to pack dinosaurs?

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I like it. 8] Logic is for pillocks!

Have swatted those two mosquitos when he had the chance?

Well, he would have also killed the last two plasmodia and the world would have been too awesome.

[Tankbuster]

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I like it. 8] Logic is for pillocks!

You should check out the Hovind Theory.

Hovind summarizes his version of the young Earth creation story into the eponymous "Hovind Theory" taken from a variety of creationist sources.[36][37] The "Hovind Theory" was presented at Hovind lectures and in his work "Unmasking the False Religion of Evolution".[37] Hovind explained the Biblical account of Noah as follows: Noah's family and two of every "kind" of animal (including young dinosaurs)[38] safely boarded the Ark before a minus 300° F (~-184°C) ice meteor came flying toward the earth and broke up in space. Some of the meteor fragments became rings and others caused the impact craters on the moon and some of the planets. The remaining ice fragments fell to the north and south poles of the earth.
He explains the fossils were created by billions of organisms that were washed together by the mass destruction of the worldwide flood, completely buried, and rapidly fossilized.[39]
The resulting "super-cold snow" fell near the poles, burying the mammoths standing up.[40] Ice on the North and South pole cracked the crust of the earth releasing the fountains of the deep, which in turn caused certain ice age effects, namely the glacier effects. This made the earth "wobble around" and collapsed the vapor canopy that protected it.
During the first few months of the flood, the dead animals and plants were buried, and became oil and coal, respectively. The last few months of the flood included geological instability, when the plates shifted. This period saw the formation of both ocean basins and mountain ranges and the resulting water run-off caused incredible erosion — Hovind states that the Grand Canyon was formed in a couple of weeks during this time.[41] After a few hundred years, the ice caps slowly melted back retreating to their current size and the ocean levels increased, creating the continental shelves. The deeper oceans absorbed much of the carbon dioxide in earth’s atmosphere and thus allowed greater amounts of radiation to reach the earth's surface. As a result, human lifespans were shortened considerably in the days of Peleg.

Yes, you read that right. A gigantic ice meteor crashed on Earth while Noah was in a small boat.

[Miracles]

I don't know ummm why do you want to know that?

None of us would know that we were never there to tell you.

If you was saying that you didn't believe Noah was real that is your rights.
What is in the bible is not for everyone but meant only for believers or those who are seeking God as the truth.

In fact if you are familiar with the bible, it is not telling the story of everyone but a few people who had had some experience with God and whose life was touched by God. So God was not known to the whole people then as He is now either.
One can only verify what is told in the bible through their own personal experience with God and if you have none well you can't verify it yourself unless you are willing to accept other people personal experience with God. God is never known among the general population. That's why faith is needed. To see that faith being fulfilled and God's words coming to life is a privilege.

@jacket in Noah's time there was already no Dinosaurs doh what happened in Noah's time is no more than 10,000 years old.

[Friendo1231]

Well in the original texts, there were seven animals per species that Noah brought along, but one from every species was sacrificed to Yahweh.

[basics]

" Well in the original texts, there were seven animals per species that Noah brought along, but one from every species was sacrificed to Yahweh."

Friendo1231,

That is quite correct, the number seven meaning perfect in Biblical terms, yet only as far as clean animals were concerned. So them that were sacrificed to God were without spot or blemish, type and shadow of God when He would walk the earth as the Saviour of mankind.

You see sin brought in corruption and death and both have no part in the heavenly places. That is why we needed a Saviour being man yet never been of the corrupt nature that the fall brought to the rest of us. It wasn't until He went on that cross that He became sin because He was our substitute, paying our dues yet having the power to go through what we as individuals never could, and come out alive.

[Caucasus]

" Well in the original texts, there were seven animals per species that Noah brought along, but one from every species was sacrificed to Yahweh."

Friendo1231,

That is quite correct, the number seven meaning perfect in Biblical terms, yet only as far as clean animals were concerned. So them that were sacrificed to God were without spot or blemish, type and shadow of God when He would walk the earth as the Saviour of mankind.

You see sin brought in corruption and death and both have no part in the heavenly places. That is why we needed a Saviour being man yet never been of the corrupt nature that the fall brought to the rest of us. It wasn't until He went on that cross that He became sin because He was our substitute, paying our dues yet having the power to go through what we as individuals never could, and come out alive.

Why does God need some dead animals as a gratitude?

[black-dragon]

Why does God need some dead animals as a gratitude?

He is a pretty jealous, power hungry kinda guy.

[Phier]

Well in the original texts, there were seven animals per species that Noah brought along, but one from every species was sacrificed to Yahweh.

God craves blood.

[Tspk91]

In fact he only asked for biscuits, but Noah´s ears werent in their best time

[gambit]

God craves blood.

Youd think the whole "wiping out all of existence with a huge ing flood, save for a single boat stuffed with the bare necessities of life" would satisfy his blood lust.

Guess not, crazy bastard. Probably has wild parties.

[Nutsack]

I don't know ummm why do you want to know that?

None of us would know that we were never there to tell you.

If you was saying that you didn't believe Noah was real that is your rights.
What is in the bible is not for everyone but meant only for believers or those who are seeking God as the truth.

In fact if you are familiar with the bible, it is not telling the story of everyone but a few people who had had some experience with God and whose life was touched by God. So God was not known to the whole people then as He is now either.
One can only verify what is told in the bible through their own personal experience with God and if you have none well you can't verify it yourself unless you are willing to accept other people personal experience with God. God is never known among the general population. That's why faith is needed. To see that faith being fulfilled and God's words coming to life is a privilege.

@jacket in Noah's time there was already no Dinosaurs doh what happened in Noah's time is no more than 10,000 years old.

How you do not find yourself even the slightest silly after typing this absolutely throws me off. So all your philosophy basically boils down to God - wow, you must surely have used a lot of brainpower to figure that out! I mean, how tough is it not to believe in God for all your lifes answers? Darn, those heathen atheists don't understand the brainstorming we put behind our faith!!!!

sorry i am a madman without my cigarretes cant control my temper

[Ummon]

Mosquitos are essential for the ecosystem, didn't you know?

[Tspk91]

Mamuts also were

[Ummon]

During ice age.

[Tspk91]

And he decided not to save them. In any case I was kidding, nothing serious really

[Desperado †]

Half the people who have ever lived were killed by female Mosquitoes.

[Baron Thunder-ten-tronckh]

^ Thats the truth.

[★Bandiera Rossa☭]

I think there was some song my mom loves (its hella old) about Noah forgetting to pack unicorns.. I would rather him forget the mosquitos than the unicorns.. man think of what you could do with that horn..

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Double jousting matches!!! Man v Man Horse v Horse think of the damage