an excuse to dress up and get drunk for 3 days without pausing
an excuse to dress up and get drunk for 3 days without pausing
I have returned
MADE BY VATTERHOLM aka PRINCESS LUNA
I hold the blitz record for Medieval II (106 region in 7 turns) set in January 2024.
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Proud Member of TWC since 2011!
The Argentine incredibly racked up his 300th goal for the Catalan club,
Spoiler for King of Persia:
Cassius: "Our men at arms have secured the city. We've received representatives from all the best elements. The senate is with us, the knights are with us."
Brutus:"The pontifs, the urban cohorts, the lictors guild..."
Antony: "Oh, the lictors guild, very good. Only rally the bakers and the flute players and you can put on a festival."
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Lard Of The Dance (One of the funniest and my personal favourites, it's actually the subplot that shines through, the hilarious story of Homer and Bart going into the grease business)
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In the latest of a long, long list of cringe-worthy comments, the 91-year-old Duke told a Filipino nurse her country must be "half empty. You're all here running the NHS."
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
Spoiler for King of Persia:
Baurus
Cry God for Harry, England and Saint George!
The rich girls steal, the pretty girls lie, the smart girls play dumb, and the dumb girls try to do all of the above!
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Cry God for Harry, England and Saint George!
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Look not above, there is no answer there; Pray not, for no one listens to your prayer; Near is as near to God as any Far, And Here is just the same deceit as There.
And do you think that unto such as you; A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew: God gave the secret, and denied it me?-- Well, well, what matters it! Believe that, too.
"Did God set grapes a-growing, do you think, And at the same time make it sin to drink? Give thanks to Him who foreordained it thus-- Surely He loves to hear the glasses clink!" Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
6:15:20 pm EST | Sunday, March 3, 2013
11:15:20 pm GMT | Sunday March 3, 2013
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It's not clear on the size of the meteor, but some have reported it to be estimated around 20 meters in diameter.
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Ummm, no.
WIP. Watch this space. It'll be epic.
No, seriously.
Romans 6
Belgae 5
Arveni 5
Cimbri 5
Gallaeci 9
Pergamon 7
Sparta 1-
Free Greeks 5
Selucid Empire 6
Samatia 5
Ptolemaic Empire 5
Kingdom of Macedon 5
Kingdom of Pontus 5
Scythia 5
Dacia 5
Armenia 5
Parthia 11
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