View Poll Results: Who would the Son of God himself most likely vote for?

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  • Labour

    4 5.33%
  • Conservative

    7 9.33%
  • Liberal Democrat

    8 10.67%
  • UKIP

    3 4.00%
  • BNP

    27 36.00%
  • Green Party

    15 20.00%
  • Some other party (specify)

    11 14.67%
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    Default If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    You can get a fair amount of idea as to what his political views may have been if the Bible is anything to go by.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Lib Dems. The meek shall inherit the electorate and all that. I doubt he'd be Green, I bet even Our Lord liked the occasional trip to the Zoo.
    'When people stop believing in God, they don’t believe in nothing — they believe in anything. '

    -Emile Cammaerts' book The Laughing Prophets (1937)

    Under the patronage of Nihil. So there.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    In the European Election, there was a Christian party. Surely that makes the answer to this question obvious
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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Quote Originally Posted by Musthavename View Post
    In the European Election, there was a Christian party. Surely that makes the answer to this question obvious
    Ah but Jesus was Jewish.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Quote Originally Posted by Helm View Post
    Ah but Jesus was Jewish.
    Ever heard about "turning the other cheek?" Of course he would vote BNP!
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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Obviously BNP.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    BNP

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    BNP naturally.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    he wouldnt vote, he would go around knocking over polling booths with religious zealots.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Jesus would vote for the DIGGERS! WINSTANLEY FOR PM!

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Well Jesus did refer to non-Jews as dogs so the BNP is there as an option. Answer it seriously if you can though.
    Last edited by Helm; June 13, 2009 at 04:33 PM.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    BNP. Cuz Jesus hates blackz.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Quote Originally Posted by rusina View Post
    BNP. Cuz Jesus hates blackz.
    He would hate himself then?

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    I hope your all joking about Jesus voting for the BNP cause thats just disgusting.

    And im not even Christian! And i have no issue with the BNP! It's just wrong on so many levels.

    Probably some other party, unless there is a Respectable Christian party...

    Actually that! He would make his own party! And win every seat in parliament! Even if it is immpossible! (Don't know if it is or not) And be declared King of Great Britain for all eternity!

    Jesus Supports Monarchy!!!

    I wanna lie, lie to myself, myself and someone else. Cause it’s the lying that hurts, and it’s the hurt that lets me know I’m alive.”

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Wouldnt it go against his beliefs to love one party more then the others?

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Quote Originally Posted by roy34543 View Post
    Wouldnt it go against his beliefs to love one party more then the others?
    No he just has to love the people in it.

    Jesus hated the synangogs for making people pay... But not the people in the Synangogs or those whom made the people pay, he just hated the concept.

    I wanna lie, lie to myself, myself and someone else. Cause it’s the lying that hurts, and it’s the hurt that lets me know I’m alive.”

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Jesus would probably make the UK an absolute monarch again. You know the whole "divine right of Kings" and such.
    "If I have done any noble action, that is a sufficient memorial; if I have done nothing noble, all the statues in the world will not preserve my memory."
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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Quote Originally Posted by 6th Vigil View Post
    Jesus would probably make the UK an absolute monarch again. You know the whole "divine right of Kings" and such.
    Britain was only absolute under James I and Charles I during the eleven year tyranny.
    Last edited by Lance-Corporal Jones; June 13, 2009 at 04:50 PM.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kleber View Post
    Britain was only absolute under James I and Charles I during the eleven year tyranny.
    What about Henry VII? Henry VIII? Anyway it doesn't matter if we weren't an absolute monarch for most of our history only that we were once. Thus he could turn us back to absolute monarch again.
    "If I have done any noble action, that is a sufficient memorial; if I have done nothing noble, all the statues in the world will not preserve my memory."
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    Default Re: If Jesus was alive now and living in the UK who would he most likely vote for?

    Quote Originally Posted by 6th Vigil View Post
    What about Henry VII? Henry VIII?
    They weren't absolute monarchs as they ruled with a Parliament. James I and Charles I tried to get money by other, extra-parlamentarian means, as with Ship Money.

    Anyway it doesn't matter if we weren't an absolute monarch for most of our history only that we were once. Thus he could turn us back to absolute monarch again.
    We need another Cromwell

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