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  1. June 08, 2009, 04:57 AM #1
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    Default [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    Yes, HBO has been holding auditions for the pilot of A GAME OF THRONES. In London, in Ireland, even in LA. It's been tough finding the right actors for the roles, however, so we've decided to take a different approach. We're scrapping the whole live action thing, and we'll be doing the show as an animated cartoon. And who better to take charge of that than the guys who have done such a great job with SOUTH PARK lo these many seasons?

    They've jumped right into it, and we've already got our characters:

    HOUSE STARK


    HOUSE LANNISTER


    HOUSE BARATHEON


    HOUSE GREYJOY


    HOUSE TYRELL


    Can you dig it?

    All together now. "You killed Ned. You BASTARDS!"
    From [Not A Blog]

    "Five had been his brothers. Oswell Whent and Jon Darry. Lewyn Martell, a prince of Dorne. The White Bull, Gerold Hightower. Ser Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morning. And beside them, crowned in mist and grief with his long hair streaming behind him, rode Rhaegar Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone and rightful heir to the Iron Throne."
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  2. June 08, 2009, 06:07 AM #2
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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    Great find. (Don't check Not A Blog often myself.)

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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    It should be "You killed Beric. You BASTARD!" everytime that someone kills him...
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  4. June 22, 2009, 07:03 PM #4
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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    Oh my god! They killed the king!

    You bas... wait which one?
    Jon had taken Donal and Benjen’s advice to heart: Sam may be fat and pathetic, but he is still a member of the watch, and one of the few black brothers who isn't a rapist or thief. (out of context, this sounds ridiculously racist)
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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    funny stuff. +rep


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    Wait who's the dark dude next to Renly? Or is that not Renly and I need to reread the books?
    Jon had taken Donal and Benjen’s advice to heart: Sam may be fat and pathetic, but he is still a member of the watch, and one of the few black brothers who isn't a rapist or thief. (out of context, this sounds ridiculously racist)
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  7. June 25, 2009, 01:51 AM #7
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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    No I guess that's...

    (don't read unless you've already read the first two or three books...)
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    the shadow that killed Renly and the knight holding Storms End for him. You remember, the ones the red Lady gives birth to.
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    Lol iv'e seen it once, with house Targaryen's characters as well.
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  9. June 27, 2009, 03:56 PM #9
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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    Ooh, where's the Targ pic?

    "Five had been his brothers. Oswell Whent and Jon Darry. Lewyn Martell, a prince of Dorne. The White Bull, Gerold Hightower. Ser Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morning. And beside them, crowned in mist and grief with his long hair streaming behind him, rode Rhaegar Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone and rightful heir to the Iron Throne."
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  10. June 29, 2009, 05:55 AM #10
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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    Here it is:
    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
    Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by orko View Post
    Here it is:
    HAHA...AWESOME!
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    That reminds me of something... According to the book (and this pic) Danaerys is wearing a dress that leaves one boob naked. I wonder if they will stay true to the book regarding this when filming the HBO series...
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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    haha you wish. i heard tyrion got casted already. it's that dwarf guy from chronicles of narnia. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/
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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    Some more people have been cast! http://thetorchonline.com/2009/07/20...me-of-thrones/

    among them are:

    Sean Bean as Ned Stark



    and

    Mark Addy as Robert Baratheon






    And some other guys I don't know. So far, I love the cast!
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    Sean Bean looks good. He was good in LOTR

    "Five had been his brothers. Oswell Whent and Jon Darry. Lewyn Martell, a prince of Dorne. The White Bull, Gerold Hightower. Ser Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morning. And beside them, crowned in mist and grief with his long hair streaming behind him, rode Rhaegar Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone and rightful heir to the Iron Throne."
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    They should both be good. Why haven't any women been cast yet?


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    Default Re: [off topic] ASOIAF - South Park Style

    Quote Originally Posted by stormbringer951 View Post
    Sean Bean looks good. He was good in LOTR
    And better in Sharpe.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius
    Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
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