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    Default Religion rant by comedian... Christians, Muslims, Jews. VIDEO.

    This has been around a while, but a lot of you will not have heard it.

    Brigstocke religion rant.

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    Excellent stuff, and I could not agree more. The Abrahamic religions are truly insane.


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    British people are hilarious.

    Religious nutcases are hypocrites, they and moan when they think their religion is being censored but whenever a movie criticizing their religion comes out they are the first to tell people to boycott the film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MathiasOfAthens View Post
    British people are hilarious.

    Religious nutcases are hypocrites, they and moan when they think their religion is being censored but whenever a movie criticizing their religion comes out they are the first to tell people to boycott the film.
    But censhorship and boycott are not the same thing.
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    Well said.

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    I got a chuckle out of that and I needed a chuckle +rep.
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    Pretty offensive IMHO, but I don;t care. It's only an opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikos View Post
    Pretty offensive IMHO, but I don;t care. It's only an opinion.
    Cry me a river.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishHitman View Post
    Cry me a river.
    Was that really necessary? I just expressed my opinion, the same as you did. I didn't say, "Atheists are jealous, cry me a river"
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    Default Re: Religion rant by comedian... Christians, Muslims, Jews. VIDEO.

    It's times like this that I'm happy to be an atheist so I can fully appriciate such jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikos View Post
    Was that really necessary? I just expressed my opinion, the same as you did. I didn't say, "Atheists are jealous, cry me a river"
    Yes it was necessary.

    Why?
    The people getting insulted at this are the same people mentioned by Brigstock,
    i.e. the people keeping the nutters in power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishHitman View Post
    Yes it was necessary.

    Why?
    The people getting insulted at this are the same people mentioned by Brigstock,
    i.e. the people keeping the nutters in power.
    What nutters? Like Archbishop Damaskinos of the Greek Orthodox Church who was the only secular or religious leader to speak out against Nazi Germany's deportations and mass killing of Jews? Like Patriarch Gregory who was hanged by the Turks after trying to protect his people? Like Archbishop Chrysostomos who when asked by the Nazi authorities to write down all of the names of the Jews of Chios and handed them a single name, his own. Never judge by the group.
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    Marcus Brigstock is hilarious, and also absolutely correct.


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    Tell me how

    1. this is political in any sense
    2. how this is current in any sense
    4. why it belongs here, and not the Ethos
    5: how this guy is funny
    6. how this guy is right, seeing as it's nothing more than a rant which is even more ill-founded than most of the antireligious arguments here, and that's saying something
    7. how this serves as anything else but yet another circle jerk by our resident hypocrite Antitheists based on, well, nothing really.
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    Peaceful agreement and government by consent are possible only on the basis of ideas common to all parties; and these ideas must spring from habit and from history. Once reason is introduced, every man, every class, every nation becomes a law unto itself; and the only right which reason understands is the right of the stronger. Reason formulates universal principles and is therefore intolerant: there can be only one rational society, one rational nation, ultimately one rational man. Decisions between rival reasons can be made only by force.





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    Is het niet hogelijk te verwonderen, en een recht beklaaglijke zaak, Heren, dat alhoewel onze algemene Dietse taal een onvermengde, sierlijke en verstandelijke spraak is, die zich ook zo wijd als enige talen des werelds verspreidt, en die in haar bevang veel rijken, vorstendommen en landen bevat, welke dagelijks zeer veel kloeke en hooggeleerde verstanden uitleveren, dat ze nochtans zo zwakkelijk opgeholpen en zo weinig met geleerdheid verrijkt en versiert wordt, tot een jammerlijk hinder en nadeel des volks?
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    Ook een oude boom wil reizen,
    Bij een bries of bij een storm.
    Zelfs al zit zijn kruin vol luizen,
    Zelfs al zit zijn voet vol worm.
    Als ik oud ben wil ik zingen.

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    'S nach tog a' ghrian an àird.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jörg Friedrich
    When do I stop being a justified warrior? When I've killed a million bad civilians? When I've killed three million bad civilians? According to a warsimulation by the Pentagon in 1953 the entire area of Russia would've been reduced to ruins with 60 million casualties. All bad Russians. 60 million bad guys. By how many million ''bad'' casualties do I stop being a knight of justice? Isn't that the question those knights must ask themselves? If there's no-one left, and I remain as the only just one,

    Then I'm God.
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    Governments have been established to aid society to overcome the obstacles which impede its march. Their forms have been varied according to the problems they have been called to cure, and according to character of the people they have ruled over. Their task never has been, and never will be easy, because the two contrary elements, of which our existence and the nature of society is composed, demand the employment of different means. In view of our divine essence, we need only liberty and work; in view of our mortal nature, we need for our direction a guide and a support. A government is not then, as a distinguished economist has said, a necessary ulcer; it is rather the beneficent motive power of all social organisation.


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    I walked into those baracks [of Buchenwald concentrationcamp], in which there were people on the three-layered bunkbeds. But only their eyes were alive. Emaciated, skinny figures, nothing more but skin and bones. One thinks that they are dead, because they did not move. Only the eyes. I started to cry. And then one of the prisoners came, stood by me for a while, put a hand on my shoulder and said to me, something that I will never forget: ''Tränen sind denn nicht genug, mein Junge,
    Tränen sind denn nicht genug.''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Croccer View Post
    Tell me how

    1. this is political in any sense
    2. how this is current in any sense
    4. why it belongs here, and not the Ethos
    5: how this guy is funny
    6. how this guy is right, seeing as it's nothing more than a rant which is even more ill-founded than most of the antireligious arguments here, and that's saying something
    7. how this serves as anything else but yet another circle jerk by our resident hypocrite Antitheists based on, well, nothing really.
    True

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    What a horrible opinion.

    I shouldn't be surprised though of an anti-muslim racist rant from an English comedian.

    Institutionalized dogmatic religion (I know redundant) is a problem. Infant baptism, church hypocrisy, faith insanity, and the hypocrisy of prayers are actually half-decent points, but on the whole it's just stupid and excessive.

    Is it too much to ask for valid criticism with well-reasoned points? (Maybe acknowledge that oneself is not supreme being of your own little selfish world?) You can do this in comedy you know...

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    Some Christian starts a campaign to make adultery a capital offence, most Christians wouldn't get involved. However, criticise the Christian position on homosexuality as a doctrine, and just see how fast ordinary Christians would become involved, thus shielding the nutters.
    And criticise the religious oppression and state atheism practised by the Communist countries, and get attacked by many Atheist trying to argue that the people in questions weren't atheists or whatever. The hypocrisy works both ways. We'll stop being hypocrite bastards the moment you guys do.
    Quote Originally Posted by A.J.P. Taylor
    Peaceful agreement and government by consent are possible only on the basis of ideas common to all parties; and these ideas must spring from habit and from history. Once reason is introduced, every man, every class, every nation becomes a law unto itself; and the only right which reason understands is the right of the stronger. Reason formulates universal principles and is therefore intolerant: there can be only one rational society, one rational nation, ultimately one rational man. Decisions between rival reasons can be made only by force.





    Quote Originally Posted by H.L Spieghel
    Is het niet hogelijk te verwonderen, en een recht beklaaglijke zaak, Heren, dat alhoewel onze algemene Dietse taal een onvermengde, sierlijke en verstandelijke spraak is, die zich ook zo wijd als enige talen des werelds verspreidt, en die in haar bevang veel rijken, vorstendommen en landen bevat, welke dagelijks zeer veel kloeke en hooggeleerde verstanden uitleveren, dat ze nochtans zo zwakkelijk opgeholpen en zo weinig met geleerdheid verrijkt en versiert wordt, tot een jammerlijk hinder en nadeel des volks?
    Quote Originally Posted by Miel Cools
    Als ik oud ben wil ik zingen,
    Oud ben maar nog niet verrot.
    Zoals oude bomen zingen,
    Voor Jan Lul of voor hun god.
    Ook een oude boom wil reizen,
    Bij een bries of bij een storm.
    Zelfs al zit zijn kruin vol luizen,
    Zelfs al zit zijn voet vol worm.
    Als ik oud ben wil ik zingen.

    Cò am Fear am measg ant-sluaigh,
    A mhaireas buan gu bràth?
    Chan eil sinn uileadh ach air chuart,
    Mar dhìthein buaile fàs,
    Bheir siantannan na bliadhna sìos,
    'S nach tog a' ghrian an àird.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jörg Friedrich
    When do I stop being a justified warrior? When I've killed a million bad civilians? When I've killed three million bad civilians? According to a warsimulation by the Pentagon in 1953 the entire area of Russia would've been reduced to ruins with 60 million casualties. All bad Russians. 60 million bad guys. By how many million ''bad'' casualties do I stop being a knight of justice? Isn't that the question those knights must ask themselves? If there's no-one left, and I remain as the only just one,

    Then I'm God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Louis Napoleon III, Des Idees Napoleoniennes
    Governments have been established to aid society to overcome the obstacles which impede its march. Their forms have been varied according to the problems they have been called to cure, and according to character of the people they have ruled over. Their task never has been, and never will be easy, because the two contrary elements, of which our existence and the nature of society is composed, demand the employment of different means. In view of our divine essence, we need only liberty and work; in view of our mortal nature, we need for our direction a guide and a support. A government is not then, as a distinguished economist has said, a necessary ulcer; it is rather the beneficent motive power of all social organisation.


    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfgang Held
    I walked into those baracks [of Buchenwald concentrationcamp], in which there were people on the three-layered bunkbeds. But only their eyes were alive. Emaciated, skinny figures, nothing more but skin and bones. One thinks that they are dead, because they did not move. Only the eyes. I started to cry. And then one of the prisoners came, stood by me for a while, put a hand on my shoulder and said to me, something that I will never forget: ''Tränen sind denn nicht genug, mein Junge,
    Tränen sind denn nicht genug.''

    Jajem ssoref is m'n korew
    E goochem mit e wenk, e nar mit e shtomp
    Wer niks is, hot kawsones

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    Default Re: Religion rant by comedian... Christians, Muslims, Jews. VIDEO.

    "find a cure for James Blunt"

    haha!


    that was an entertaining rant with lots of truth in it.

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    I found it funny


    Wait hang on are we trying to debate serious points of philosophy with a comedian's rant as the starting point? Sorry I think I missed the point bus, as I gather the rest of you






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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwaho View Post
    "find a cure for James Blunt"

    haha!


    that was an entertaining rant with lots of truth in it.
    I agree, great line.
    All in all quite funny and nothing offensive, in my view.

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