Question to Christians:

**VALIS** · May 21, 2009, 01:42 PM

Did Jesus ever pop a boner?

**NLegari** · May 21, 2009, 01:42 PM

Here we go again....

You do know that this gets rather annoying after a while right?

**VALIS** · May 21, 2009, 01:44 PM

I'll take that as a yes.

**NLegari** · May 21, 2009, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Duke

I'll take that as a yes.

Well, I'll wait and see if this gets anywhere.

**Chaigidel** · May 21, 2009, 01:49 PM

it is likely unless he was incapable of erection--- which could be possible if he held no sexual drive whatsoever.

but even so I would think he got up with morning wood once or twice, as a matter of course.

**Visna** · May 21, 2009, 01:52 PM

Not a Christian, but why shouldn't he have? And what are the dire implications of either that you wish to discuss?

**Edward lV** · May 21, 2009, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by Visna

Not a Christian, but why shouldn't he have? And what are the dire implications of either that you wish to discuss?

It would be funny if he didnt?

**VALIS** · May 21, 2009, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Visna

Not a Christian, but why shouldn't he have? And what are the dire implications of either that you wish to discuss?

Christians and Christianity seem to hold an extreme reverence for the lack of sexuality and a disgust for it.

**The Alchemist** · May 21, 2009, 01:51 PM

Doubt it. And if he did, he never acted on it.

**VALIS** · May 21, 2009, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by The Alchemist

Doubt it. And if he did, he never acted on it.

Not even a small stroke?

**The Alchemist** · May 21, 2009, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by Duke

Not even a small stroke?

There are many examples of holy men who have resisted sexual temptation. The Buddha comes to mind.

**gambit** · May 21, 2009, 02:04 PM

JESUS WAS A SEX FIEND, MARY WAS A SLUT, DOWN WITH CHRISTIANITY, PRAISE ODIN

am i doing it rite?

**Aldgarkalaughskel** · May 21, 2009, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Duke

Did Jesus ever pop a boner?

Repent, repent, repent ye sinners -

What do you think you got
When you thought you had a lot
But all your feelings are dead?
And who do you think you are
When you're reaching for the stars
But all your feelings are dead?

Must you make a decision
Between sex and religion
Why can't you love God in your bed?

Well, Jesus Christ
Is in your bed tonight
To bring you back from the dead

How are you gonna fight
For what you think is right
If all your feelings are dead?

And what can you know of love,
From the eyes of a child to the heavens above
When all your feelings are dead?

It's a tragic condition
Sex and religion
Makin' a manic mess in your head

Jesus Christ
Is in your bed tonight
To bring you back from the dead
Jesus Christ
Or any son of the heatless light
When all your feelings are dead

Resurrection!

I raise my hand high up into the air
Get down on my knees
And then I start a-prayin'
When love walks in
My body begins
I feel my promised land comin'
But I gotta go to hell now
And those creatures
Evangelist preachers
The ones that take money
For the promise of hope
Well, they are dangerous
I'm not dangerous
Brain washing us
And we're not gonna take it

I just wanna know
Oh Lord how is it so
How is it that you can take my sins away?

Oh Lord tell me
So I can see the light again
I don't think anybody can take my sins away

But how can the truth be known
If we got little black holes in our souls
And all our feelings are dead?

Are we imprisoned by sex and religion
Or is God the one that's trapped in our mess?

So remember folks
When you kneel to pray
Blow a little kiss to the hypocrites
Good God knows when you turn the other cheek
Which direction you're pointing it

**~~Arch-hereticK~~** · May 21, 2009, 02:54 PM

If he was in human form then he did have boners all the time just like a normal person. But if he wasn't in real human form then maybe he didn't have boners, in fact why did he even need a penis?

**Daeger** · May 21, 2009, 03:14 PM

Maybe Jesus was a normal dude with wild imagination, a lot of charisma and a bunch of lunatic followers who had insane but literate friends? That would mean he had boners and if he didn't do anything about them then he was one damn depressed "saint"

**Kiljan Arslan** · May 21, 2009, 02:53 PM

thanks duke proving once again that it isn't just theists who are extremists.

**sephodwyrm** · May 21, 2009, 03:18 PM

As an ex-Christian, I must say:
Why would you want to know? He probably did, but neither did the Bible mention Jesus going to the bathroom to take a dump, and I'd think that question to be more pressing.