AAR INFO:
Prelude: Megatons of bits
"Year 2277. I have finally arrived. To where? Well, i've arrived to the suite area of Tenpenny Tower. My mission is to blow the city of Megaton to pieces. My dear friend, Jericho is here with me. The tower is beautiful; exactly the opposite of what i've seen. Most towns are poor, ugly and crippled, while the tower is filled with flowers... and unfortunately guards. Why are there guards everywhere? Doesn't matter, because i have an assault rifle and Jericho has his power armor."

"But we must hurry, as we get lots of bottle caps if we explode the bomb quickly; Mr. Burke said so. Come, Jericho! Let's go to the balcony.
The balcony was filled with flowers. This place is amazing. The sights at the balcony ever even prettier, but the ugly town of Megaton was ruining it. Well, soon we get rid of it. Here is a photo of me, Mr. Burke, Jericho and Allistair Tenpenny."

"Mister Burke said that i have the honor of exploding the bomb, but then i heard something else: he refused to pay me! Money is something that wont be easily taken out from me. Burke will pay the price..."

"Allistair also made resistance, so Jericho took care of him."

"I can now take all the money AND explode the bomb. Jericho will get a pack of cigarettes i found from Burke. This is the way it goes... MWHAHHHAAA! Bye bye Megaton..."

Megaton is no more.
"Hahhaaa! It has blown up!" i said.
"Sir, beware the shock wave!" Jericho said.
"What? Ohhh.... ungghhh! It is heavier than i thought!"
"Sir, don't fall of the balcony!" shouted Jericho
"No! The shockwave... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
And he fell into darkness.
One thousand and 200 years before...
