Semisalis
[Crusades AAR] Rise with the men of GOD.
Hello i plan on makeing a new aar, with the kingdom of Jerusalem
No mods. just kingdoms.
Cheats? Mybe Toggle Fow & Mybe process for 5+ turn building.
Might auto muilty armie battles because lack of friendly AI
First update tonight hopefully
Updates: Hopefully weekly.
Diffaculty M/M because of egyption jihad blitz.
(soldier) King Richard, King Philp we have news from king Frederick Barbarossa..
(Richard) Did he say how long until he meets us?
(soldier) No sir he died crossing the Saleph River
(Philp) Isnt that like only 3 feet deep?:hmmm:
(Soldier) Yes sire
(Richard) Where Doomed he has 100.000 men Half are armie
Epic Pwnage
And failure of the third crusade?
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Semisalis
Re: [M2TWK]Rise with the men of GOD.
King Baldwin - The kingdom is going great the people are happy but the muslims are geting more powerful, what should I do?
Good angel - How about we make some churches, crops, and cut the taxes for a nations love <3
Evil Angel - NO! you idiot we need more men, We need to conquer! we need higher taxes for are armies!
King Baldwin -Yes your right, YOU mesenger over there Raise the taxes! (whispers to evil angel) what are we goning to counqer?
Evil Angel - Well lets take A look at the empire.
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Evil Angel - Lets kill Egyptions!!
Good Angel - No killing
Evil Angel - Yes killing
(SLASH Evil angle falls to the ground)
King Baldwin - You just kileld the Evil Angel! now you evil for killing.
Evil Angel?? - uhmm I think so, wait no i think im normal Angel not eveil or bad?
King Baldwin - Sounds good?
Normal Angel - well i think we should put up taxs and make an armie? I mean yess that it.
King Baldwin - You mesenger tell Balian to meet up north with captian whats his face, not like it matetrs and uhmmtell hi mto recruit enough mercaniers and march on Damascas.
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Normal Angel - uhmm sire thats not Damsacus.
King Baldwin - uhmm what it isnt? O wait ya i know i just wanted to scare the people of Banyas. And uhmm YOUR NEXT!
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Next update later tonight or hopefully tommmorw
Last edited by platinumkiller; May 17, 2009 at 09:35 PM.
(soldier) King Richard, King Philp we have news from king Frederick Barbarossa..
(Richard) Did he say how long until he meets us?
(soldier) No sir he died crossing the Saleph River
(Philp) Isnt that like only 3 feet deep?:hmmm:
(Soldier) Yes sire
(Richard) Where Doomed he has 100.000 men Half are armie
Epic Pwnage
And failure of the third crusade?
+REP ANY ONE (leave your name and ill rep you back)
Semisalis
Re: [M2TWK]Rise with the men of GOD.
OMFG
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King Baldwin - Are we Screwd?
Normal Angel - No just slitley in dangour
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Balien - Men we go out agaisnt these muslim noobs.
Soldier - Whats a noob?
Balien - Its someone who is new also known as a noobie.
Soldier - Arnt they like 35 years old? that dosent seem that new.
Ballen - Gaurds i want his head.
Soldier - ARRGHHHHH
Balien - Anyways back to my speech i want everyone of my living soldiers to give me 10 Muslim Scalps.
Other Soldier - But theres not even enough heads.
Balien - Gaurds take his head to.
Other soldier - ARGGHHHH
Balien - Im gona stop before my hole armie is dead so ATTACK. GOD WILLS IT!
Solders - GOD WILLS IT!
Balien - Gaurds get there heads!
Soldiers - OMFG WTF NOOB
Balien - holy mother of Jesus i was jokeing.
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It didnt tke long for the ram and towers to get to the walls, soon Balien will have his scalps.
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The Muslim arches where being fought back on the walls
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and the main battle was takeing place down the main road. No one was winning yet.
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The Finaly Push for the Crusaders and they would have there victory.
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The Finaly the Muslims knowing they had failed gave up. Later scalped and given to Balien.
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Balien - Well we lost alot of ar men but at least we can now have 10 Muslim scalps for every soldier! wait....... uhmm 298 x 10 = uhmmmm ALOT OF SCALPS! and mybe we sould sack the city! and have more SCALPS!
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King Baldwin - Balien That fool! we lost alot of men today! but w have are victory!
Normal Angel - well look at it this way we lost men but we coudl retrain and have more money to upkeep are armie!!
King Baldwin - I am Uber 1337 Haxor, Pronz.
Messenger - I think the king is crazy :S
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Next update tommorw or next week.
Ideas would b nice
Last edited by platinumkiller; May 17, 2009 at 11:48 PM. Reason: Uhmm because i put have as hvae but why to u care so much? hmmm what ? do i have to scalp you? :P lolol
(soldier) King Richard, King Philp we have news from king Frederick Barbarossa..
(Richard) Did he say how long until he meets us?
(soldier) No sir he died crossing the Saleph River
(Philp) Isnt that like only 3 feet deep?:hmmm:
(Soldier) Yes sire
(Richard) Where Doomed he has 100.000 men Half are armie
Epic Pwnage
And failure of the third crusade?
+REP ANY ONE (leave your name and ill rep you back)
Semisalis
Re: [Crusades AAR]Rise with the men of GOD.
King Baldwin - Uhmm Angel we are introuble.
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Normal Angel - Well hmmmm mybe we should send men from Jersalem and Asuf?
King Baldwin - Ya Messenger do that
Messenger - Do what?
King Bladwin send reforcemnts!
Messenger - O ok?
King Blaswin - Tell Edgar to lead them.
Messenger - Ok my lord.
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Edgar - Men Rise With me, Today we fight to save are citzens, if we canot stop them they wil meet up with the main armie and over through us. So i ask you to fight. Yes we are out numberd BUT we have superior armie AND we have are Horses. We will win because of tactics!, Now i ask you to fight !
Soldiers GOD WILLS IT!
The crusaders mighty calbary charge sweepign agaisnt the muslims
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Edgar - Knights are you with me?
Knight 1 - What do you mean?
Edgar - Those archers are introuble they have 3 Units After them.
Knight 2 - But that will lead us to death.
Edgar - Bu we will hopfully save more. CHARGE
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As Soon as every ceusader standing saw this act of bravery they knew they had to save there Gerneral,They cut down everyman infront of them.
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King Baldwin - Angel, Antioch is in trouble.
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Normal Angel - Dont worry this came in the mail today.
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King Baldwin - WOW thats alot of men! we are saved!!!
*1 month later*
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King Baldwin - Yes even more men!! but wait thats not 100,000 is it? but its alot right?
Normal Angel - Yes it is good and rememeber the other men are still comeing.
King Baldwin - They better hurry up, look at this.
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Normal Angel - O crap ! what should we do until then?
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Option A Use Richard to attack banyas and try to hold out down south?
Option B Use Richard to cyprus and take it and try to hold out down south?
Option C Use Richard to back up down south?
Option D Leave reply and explain.
(soldier) King Richard, King Philp we have news from king Frederick Barbarossa..
(Richard) Did he say how long until he meets us?
(soldier) No sir he died crossing the Saleph River
(Philp) Isnt that like only 3 feet deep?:hmmm:
(Soldier) Yes sire
(Richard) Where Doomed he has 100.000 men Half are armie
Epic Pwnage
And failure of the third crusade?
+REP ANY ONE (leave your name and ill rep you back)
Re: [Crusades AAR]Rise with the men of GOD.
Nice, the angel thing made me chuckle.
But try to post your pictures full size, so people don't have to open them every time.
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Re: [Crusades AAR]Rise with the men of GOD.
Is it possible to upload full (big) pictures? Like ratbag said.
E:TW's natives have developed a new "Ballistic Automatic Detection And Seeking System" to utterly annihilate any European that sets foot on their soil... That's BADASS for short!
Re: [Crusades AAR]Rise with the men of GOD.
For God's sake, use some spelling checker!
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Semisalis
Re: [Crusades AAR] Rise with the men of GOD.
haha srry about that XD and uhmm im not quite shure how to make them full size
(soldier) King Richard, King Philp we have news from king Frederick Barbarossa..
(Richard) Did he say how long until he meets us?
(soldier) No sir he died crossing the Saleph River
(Philp) Isnt that like only 3 feet deep?:hmmm:
(Soldier) Yes sire
(Richard) Where Doomed he has 100.000 men Half are armie
Epic Pwnage
And failure of the third crusade?
+REP ANY ONE (leave your name and ill rep you back)
Vicarius
Re: [Crusades AAR] Rise with the men of GOD.
you must copy-paste the link provided by your uploader in this button --> Insert imageOriginally Posted by platinumkiller
Mind you that you need to upload them to a reasonable size first (I.e 800x800 or larger)
E:TW's natives have developed a new "Ballistic Automatic Detection And Seeking System" to utterly annihilate any European that sets foot on their soil... That's BADASS for short!
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