[SS AAR] Lithuania's Attempt to be Famous

**BubbleBoy** · May 09, 2009, 04:54 AM

This time I will try not to let my AAR fade away. I'm thinking I'm going to start dieing when the Tuetonic Order arrives. but the submod will stop me from being eliminated.

Faction: Lithuania!
Mod: Stainless Steel
Submod: All Factions Horde
Difficulty: Hard/Hard
Hmm, I've probably forgotten something.

First Update will come today! Yay

Oh and I did forget something. I will try and put in humor! Yay again

And I forgot something else, I will be using toggle_fow.

**BubbleBoy** · May 09, 2009, 06:20 AM

Update #1

Including: The battle of Hrodna

Grand Duke Mindaugas: Advisor! How famous is our mighty empire?
Advisor: Umm err...
Mindaugas: Come on.
Advisor: Weeeeeeeeeeeellll, we're sort of not very famous--
Mindaugas: What do you mean, we have a huge empire don't we?
Advisor: You're wrong about that too, we have one wooden castle with about 1700 population and about nobody who isn't in our country knows about us.
Mindaugas: WHAT!?!?
Advisor: Don't get too angry, our units in the army are strong.
Mindaugas: Let me guess, we only have one unit?
Advisor: Nope, we have about twelve or so.
Mindaugas: And everyone else has?
Advisor: A lot more. But we are completely surrounded by rebel settlements, six of them, so we might be able to take all six of them if the close countries to us don't get any.
Mindaugas: Let's take them as soon as possible then.
Advisor: Okay, I'll get the prince to take hrodna.
Advisor: The Council of Nobles seem to agree with us.

*About a year and a half later*

Mindaugas: Is the seige equipment getting ready yet?
Advisor: Yup, it is almost ready.
Mindaugas: Yay!

*Later*

Advisor: The battle is ready to start!

Vaisvilkas: Okay troops, you melee guys hold the ram and on my command attack the walls. Ranged Cavalry, attack the enemy over the walls on my command. And the rest of the infantry, get a bit closer to the walls on my command. The command is go.
Vaisvilkas: CHAARRRRGGEEE!!!

*nothing happens*

Vaisvilkas: Why aren't you moving??
An army person: You said the command was go.
Vaisvilkas: Well it's CHAAAAARRRGGEE!! Now.
Vaisvilkas CHAAAAARRRGGEE!!

Quickly part of the wall fell down and the enemy was behind it, but it didn't seem to fall on them and kill them.

Vaisvilkas: Now, Archer Cavalry, attack the enemy that hasn't realised that we are attacking at the wall yet. They are behind the gate. And all infantry, CHHAARRRGEE!

The first few units quickly routed.

Vaisvilkas: Archer Cavalry, stop fireing. Infantry proceed to charge. I'll join in too because it looks so easy and fun!

The battle was then won easily and so we gained control of hrodna.

Retinue Expanded

Mindaugas: Noo, there's a blue army next to a rebel place, I want it!
Advisor: maybe we won't get that one.
Mindaugas: YES WE WILL, A SMALL BLUE ARMY CANNOT STOP US!

**Pink Beard** · May 09, 2009, 06:29 AM

that was funny haha!

Vaisvilkas: Why aren't you moving??
An army person: You said the command was go.
Vaisvilkas: Well it's CHAAAAARRRGGEE!! Now.
Vaisvilkas CHAAAAARRRGGEE!!

lol!!

**Commander5xl** · May 09, 2009, 10:05 AM

AWESOME

**BubbleBoy** · May 10, 2009, 08:42 AM

Update #2

Battle of Palanga
Battle of Riga

Mindaugas: OH NO! They are beseiging the settlement! That's meant to be our's!!
Advisor: Oh well we can take it off them later, let's focus on taking other rebel places, such as palanga. We've had a mission to take given by the council of nobles.
Mindaugas: Where's the letter then?
Advisor: The delivery pigeon didn't seem to want to let go of it.
Mindaugas: How strange, anyway, let's use that army again but take palanga with it instead.
Advisor: The Prince seems to be going there already.

*time passes*

Advisor: I've received word that the princes army has arrived at palanga and they are getting the seige equipment ready.
Mindaugas: Great! Another settlement to fall under the hands of our mighty empire, and I've just watched that blue army fail to take that settlement.
Advisor: We don't own an empire yet.
Mindaugas: SHUT UP! YOU'LL MAKE ME LOSE CONFIDENCE!
Advisor: Okay.

*more time passes*

Advisor: YAAY! The battle of Palanga is about to be, hmm, fighted, no, fightified, no, umm, got it! Battled!
Mindaugas: He's sure to turn into a good general!

*Vaisvilkas takes a long time to think of how to attack*

Vaisvilkas: Got it! As you can't use rams against the walls here, knock down the gate with it. And archer cavalry, fire over the walls.
Vaisvilkas: GO!!!!

*...*

*...*

Vaisvilkas: Hello??
Army person: You said that the command was CHAAAAARRRGGEE!!
Vaisvilkas: BOTH OF THEM MEAN TO START ATTACKING NOW THEN.
Vaisvilkas: CHAAGAAARRROGGEE!!!!
Vaisvilkas: Finally.

The gate was knocked down and the infantry easily defeated the first round of enemy.

Vaisvilkas: Cavalry! stop fireing as you could kill our people.

After that the army pushed through enemy forces and finished off with an easy victory!

Mindaugas: Yay! And now we have even more units!

Advisor: Oh no, I was thinking we had a good council of nobles then, but they've given us a bad mission this time.

Mindaugas: Just ignore this thing.
Advisor: This ones good, we can recruit some quite good units now.

Mindaugas: And so nobody can stop from taking over the world with our empire now?
Advisor: No, the units aren't good enough for that. And we don't have an empi-- Um, I mean we will be able to take over the world with our mighty empire when we have even better units though.
Mindaugas: Oh, if only we had time machines.
Advisor: They will come later.
Mindaugas: Let's take another place now.

*again, time passes*

Advisor: My king! Some neighboughs want trade rights with us.

Mindaugas: Accept, money is good!
Advisor: Okay. Vaisvilkas has reached the next target, but I advise him to wait there as we have recruited some reinforcements.
Mindaugas: Tell him to wait then.

But waiting made something bad happen

Vaisvilkas: DAMN!
Advisor: The reinforcements are almost there.

Mindaugas: Good.
Advisor: Some reason this has happened.

Mindaugas: Oh well, nobody cares about them anyway.

*Later*

Advisor: The battle is ready to be battled!

Vaisvilkas: Army, I have made a simple way of commanding you! Here it is! I present to you: PICTURES!

Vaisvilken: The walls have fallen! Archer's, if you can't be bothered to fire arrows then just CHHAAARRARARRRGGEEE!!!!!

*All of the archer start charging*

Vaisvilken: So it seems I have made the WHOLE army charge into the enemy.

Vaisvilken: But it works!

Mindaugas: DAMN! SOME DARK BLUE PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN THAT PLACE.
(Mensk)

**Jynx** · May 10, 2009, 09:07 AM

Nice update, I like it.

**Antwerpen** · May 10, 2009, 09:23 AM

Yeah, your AAR is quite fun. Also, I didn't know you can ram the walls in motte and baileys. Well, live and learn.

**BubbleBoy** · May 10, 2009, 10:18 AM

I haven't tried it with motte and bailey but you can with towns.

**Ivan the Inquisitor** · May 20, 2009, 02:44 AM

Great AAR! Looking forward to some more updates!

**BubbleBoy** · May 20, 2009, 11:20 AM

Woops, I played the update a while ago but some reason I haven't typed it. Anyway, after next update I'll get into war, so I guess I'll let you chose who to go to war with now:

A) Poland
B) Novgorod