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  1. May 09, 2009, 04:13 AM #1
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    Icon10 [SS AAR] 'I Don't Think I Did Survive' an Irish Comedy Last Update: The Evasion o’ the Irish Po’a’o Famin’ *DEAD*

    ‘I Will Survive’
    The Uniting of ye Irish Peoples


    The Main title is just an aim for this AAR, if you have seen the demise of my last two, I will not let you down with this one.

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    King Brian: Okay lads! I ‘ave a plane!
    Advisor: What? In the 11th century?
    King Brian: Noo! One o’ those thinky thingies that ye think o’ to win summink!
    Advisor: A plan?
    King Brian: Yes! That’s wat I mean! Now gemme a bottle o’ Guinness andshow me wat our lands look like



    King Brian: Whut don’t we ‘ave on this island, eh?
    Advisor: That little town to the right
    King Brian: Can ye bring it a bit closer? Me eyesight is pretty crappy.



    King Brian: Why izzit winter now?
    Advisor: It takes a long time too zoom in
    King Brian: Fair enough, but why is the capital o’ this island no being Irish?
    Advisor: Because there are rebels in it
    King Brian: What?!? Muster the ar…
    Messenger: I ‘ave a message for ye!!!
    King Brian: AAUGH! Ye made me spill me Guinness!!! Ye little bastard! What is ye message then?
    Messenger: The English want trade rights Sire
    King Brian: Sounds fair enough to me, we give them pregnant teenagers and Guinness, they give us cash, sounds like a plane…
    Advisor: Plan
    King Brian: I said that! Plan to me, I accept.



    King Brian: Now muster the army!
    Advisor: Easier said than done sire…
    King Brian: I say it, you do it, I am king so I get the easier job and the Guinness!
    Advisor: I meant that we don't have the facilities to do that Sire
    King Brian: Whut?
    Advisor: Our buildings are really crappy
    King Brien: WELL MAKE NEW ONES!!!

    *15 years later*

    Messenger: I ‘ave a message for you!



    King Brian: I don't care! The damn papacy ‘ave enough money anyway!!! Have we got an army yet?
    Advisor: Yes
    King Brian: Die rebels!!!



    King Brian: Attack!!!



    King Brian: Attack at night, they’re not used to it, this way we must win.



    King Brian: Ram down the walls!!!
    Advisor: But I like ice cream!
    King Brian: I meant the woody ones! The ones between us and them!

    *SMASH*

    King Brian: Nice one! Now for an ancient, well known and very effective tic-tac!
    Advisor: You mean tactic
    King Brien: That’s what I said! CHARRRGE!!!!!



    Advisor: Nice
    King Brian: KEEP ON CHARRRGEING!!!
    Advisor: Don’t get too over excited!



    King Brian: Stab the general! Stab ‘im!
    Advisor: But we’re wielding axes…
    King Brien: The ‘it ‘im with them then! I’ll ‘ave ‘im with spuds for dinner tonight!



    Advisor: We chalk-outlined him already for the pigs police.
    King Brian: I’m getting hungary already thinking about spuds and Guinness…



    King Brian: We’re winning! Just one final push shud do it!



    King Brian: Woohoo! I did it!!! I am the Uniter of Ireland! We will live with a reign of peace in our land…
    Advisor: How boring…
    King Brian: …and war in our foes!!!





    Who should we kill next?

    A]England
    B]Scotland
    C]France
    D]Spain
    E]Other, please specify (Who else can we kill?)
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  2. May 09, 2009, 04:57 AM #2
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    Default Re: [SS AAR] 'I Will Survive' an Irish Comedy

    B obviously!
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    Nice, and really funny as usual. My choice of option is DEFINATELY to KILL FRANCE!!
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    ABCD?
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    Kill Brits!
    Kill More Brits!
    What else is their to do?
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  7. May 10, 2009, 02:51 AM #7
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    Draw between England Scotland and France, I'll get them all, starting with Scotland

    P.S. It's kind of a big Update
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    Icon10 ‘I Will Survive’ Killing o' Scotland Part 1


    ‘I Will Survive’
    The Killing o’ Scotland
    Part 1

    King Brian: I ‘ave this strange feeling…
    Advisor: What feeling?
    King Brian: The feeling tells me tae take o’er Scotland
    Advisor: And? What is so strange about that? The English feel that all of the time
    King Brian: Where the ‘ell is Scotland?!?
    Advisor: Over there



    King Brian: Nice! Let’s see their military power!



    King Brian: ‘ah! They are so crap! They’re in green right?
    Advisor: No, they’re in dark blue, the green is us
    King Brian: Feck, ne’er mind! We’ll kill ‘em using the superior tactics and intelligence o’ the Irish people!
    Advisor: Let’s go!
    King Brian: Ney, I’ll do it in 3 years after I finish this Guinness

    *3 years later*

    King Brian: Okay, here we go!
    Conall: I’ll look after ye town for ye!
    King Brian: Who the ‘ell are you?



    King Brian: Okay, you’re in.
    Conall: Can I ‘ave a wummun?



    King Brian: Okay, now bugger off
    Advisor: King! Some diplomacy has happened!



    King Brian: I don’t care, to Scotland, and beyond!



    King Brian: Well mebby not beyond…
    Advisor: More diplomacy has happened!



    King Brian: I don’t care!
    Advisor: And a crusade!



    King Brian: Feck the pope, let’s kill some kilt wearin’ ‘ooligans!



    Kilt Wearin’ ‘ooligan: Hah we have castle walls laddie! Ye cannae kill us now!
    King Brian: Oh ye I can!

    *clicks auto-resolve*



    King Brian: Sack ‘em! I wants more money for more Guinness!
    Advisor: I have some not-very-good news for you!



    King Brian: Bugger ‘em! Let’s see our foot’old on this ol’ rock then? And invade the next place while yer at it!



    Advisor: The pope is getting really annoyed Sire…



    King Brian: Heh heh heh…

    *draws naughty bits on back of letter*

    King Brian: Send it back!
    Advisor: Very well…

    *the next day*

    Advisor: The pope has sent another one…
    King Brian: Oh! Does he like my ‘artistic skills’ eh?
    Advisor: Err, no



    King Brian: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Does ‘e really think that scares me!
    Advisor: Apparently so
    King Brian: Hohoho! Let’s see what we’ve nicked off the scots now?



    King Brian: Oh dear, the Scot’s ‘ave an army outside their capital! We will have to use our superior Irish intellect to take advantage of their excuses for brains!
    Advisor: Another noble would like to join our family



    King Brian: He’s in
    Advisor: Their army has just buggered off
    King Brian: Let’s kill em!



    Advisor: Oh dear
    King Brian: What?



    King Brian: Who dun that?
    Advisor: This is why I said oh dear



    King Brian: Those bloody Scots just don’t want ta die do they?
    Advisor: The siege equipment has been built!



    King Brian: For Power! For Fame! For Ireland! For Guinnesssss!!!



    King Brian: Those kilt wearin’ ‘ooligans didn’t stand a chance!



    King Brian: Sack it! And move on to the next place!
    Advisor: I’ve told the army to hide in the trees for the time being
    King Brian: Why?



    King Brian: Oh, well let’s besiege their last place in the Irish Isles



    Advisor: Careful!!!



    King Brian: I’ll kill yeeeee!!!
    Advisor: What the feck are you doing?
    King Brian: It DOES say brave in my traits you now!
    Advisor(muttering): I wish it also said intelligent…
    King Brian: What was that?
    Advisor: Oh nothing, let’s go…
    King Brian: DEATH OR GLORY!
    Advisor: Death…
    Death: What?
    Advisor: Oh, nothing



    King Brian: There they are! CHARRRGE!!!



    King Brian: Raaargh!!!

    *SPLATT*



    King Brian: Bugger! I wish I didn’t mention death...
    Death: never mind
    King Brian: What do you mean never mind? I died! Just after I swore at the bloody pope!
    Death: Could be worse
    King Brian: How?
    Death: people could have known that you were an atheist
    King Brian: Yeah, can I reincarnate now?
    Death: ok

    Advisor: RUN AWAAAY!!!





    King Dom: So I’m kin’ now?
    Advisor: Yes
    King Dom: Cool
    Advisor: Also



    King Dom: Feck, I want to kill those Scots
    Advisor: Maybe, somebody wants to join the family, as commander of the army



    Noah: Hai! I haz tactix!



    So, what shall Kolman Noah do?

    A]Make peace with Scotland
    B]Make friends with Scotland
    C]Make love to Scotland
    D]Kill Scotland
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  9. May 10, 2009, 10:04 AM #9
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    C
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  10. May 10, 2009, 10:18 AM #10
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    lol despite the total steal of Musty's Cakmak a good laugh

    I would say C
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    [AnnoyedRant]How was it? Kolman first appears with his craziness on new years eve, last year, 1 fortnight after the 1st appearence of Cakmak and before I read the CCC[/AnnoyedRant]

    sorry, but this is true, the time to complain about Kolman is long gone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jynx View Post
    [AnnoyedRant]How was it? Kolman first appears with his craziness on new years eve, last year, 1 fortnight after the 1st appearence of Cakmak and before I read the CCC[/AnnoyedRant]

    sorry, but this is true, the time to complain about Kolman is long gone
    ooh my mistake sorry for accusing you of mimicing
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    I dont like comedy. Write a real story man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by total war king View Post
    I dont like comedy. Write a real story man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Beard View Post
    Read my sig. You fit perfectly
    Maby that would be true, if comedy AARs looked like time was put into them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Beard View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by total war king View Post
    I dont like comedy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by total war king View Post
    Write a real story man!
    What a good Idea, I'll try that next time.

    I know what you mean, stories are good but still, they need some comedy in them or they will get boring
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    I like both comedy and drama and mine is what I aim to be a mix of both
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    I don't get how some people don't like having fun.

    Anyway, my vote is . woops, thats a colon and a D.
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