The Purging of the Land : The Quest for Chocolate
For Tea And Country
Submission 1 Spoiler Alert, click show to read: Title : The Purging of the Land: The Quest for Chocolate Game: ETW Mod: Darth Mod 0,9 Faction: Cherokee Nations Difficulty: VH/M Description : The Cherokee tribe do not want war, or peace for that matter they just want Chocolate and they will endure anything to get it, and get away from the crazy Europeans with their fire breathing Dragons (guns) Teaser: Spoiler Alert, click show to read: The Purging of the Lands The Quest For Chocolate Scene 1: The Rise and Fall of Ug Cherokee Religion:Cherokee myth speaks of the Earth as a great island floating in the sea, held in place by four great cords placed at the four directions and attached to the sky vault, itself made of solid rock. When the Earth grows old and is worn out its cords will break so allowing the Earth to retire to the deep. Our world was first formed when a Water-Beetle brought some mud to the surface of the sea, at which point it grew and became the Earth. The animals, who until that time lived above the sky vault, came and made their homes on the Earth...once it was dry enough; in time humans would join them Okay… about as barmy as the other religions of that time but still quite sensible and primitive. There, done the boring research, now for the good stuff. Catecahassa: I’m bored, my country is small, my people are being wiped out by crazy white people with fire-breathing dragons. Advisor: Sounds like the Chinese sire. Catecahassa: No! They just believed in them, these people actually have them. Guns they call them. Advisor: Don’t they use saltpetre to fire out shards of metal? Catecahassa: Shut up! We’re supposed to be ill-educated Native Americans! Not scientists! They are fire breathing dragons! Advisor: Okay, fire breathing dragons, gotcha! Catecahassa: There! Now we must purge the lands of these demons from beneath the sky vault! And anybody else who gets in our way! Advisor: Isn’t that a bit too far? Catecahassa: Did you see what they did to the chocoholic Aztecs?!? Advisor: Chocolate? Catecahassa: Hmmm… Advisor: Those fire-breathing-dragon-wielding great-cord-destroying people-burning demons? Chocolate? Catecahassa: Must… have… chocolate… Submission 2 Spoiler Alert, click show to read: For Tea And Country Game: ETW (duh) Difficulty: H/H Long Campaign Faction: Great Britain Mods: DarthMod Commander Edition Battlefield smoke & blood Description: William III, ruler of England, has run out of tea. He invades America, India and Sweden in hope of finding tea. Teaser: Spoiler Alert, click show to read: Although William died because of a heart attack, Victoria continues. Victoria: Well... are our soldiers now ready to invade UP? Advisor: Yes... i think so, ma'am. Victoria: Advisor, tell me why does that say that UP was a once-great nation? Advisor: It has something to do with CA. Victoria: CA?! Don't you mean CIA? Advisor: No, ma'am. CA stands for Creative Assembly, while CIA stands for Central Intelligence Agency. And FYI, neither of them has been invented. Victoria: What do you mean 'hasn't been invented'? Advisor: They don't exist. Victoria: I'm going to do something nasty to you... Victoria: I know! I'm gonna... CRUCIFYyou! Advisor: Crucifixion? Ohh. Victoria (with the WTF facial expression): Nasty, eh? Advisor: Could be worse. Victoria: What do you mean "could be worse"? Advisor: Well... you could be stabbed. Victoria: Stabbed? It takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours, it's a slow, horrible death! Advisor: Well, at least it gets you to open air. Victoria: You're weird. Have you seen anyone crucified? Advisor: Crucifixion's a doddle. Victoria: Don't keep saying that. Victoria: Red shall rule Europe! But look at our trade! Why is tea's value so low? Advisor: I don't know ma'am. I'm sorry, ma'am. I have absolutely no idea, ma'am. Ma'am Victoria: Don't you "ma'am" me! Advisor: Sorry. Victoria: I wont accept. Crucify him! Advisor: Ma'am... SORRY! I mean... my liege. You're a thousand years late. Victoria: WHAT?! Advisor: We're no romans. Victoria: Let's attack Mughals now. They stole our tea! Advisor: Jawohl, mein Führer! Victoria: *sigh* While the soldiers tried to find Mughal Empire, Westphalia was crushed. Can we find biscuits? Can we find tea? Can Hitler conquer Europe? Can you combine marshmallows and porridge? Can you teach a parrot to dance? Can we take India? Can we burn Paris? Can we stop Roosevelt? Will Obama change the world? So many questions... one place to find the answers. GOOGLE FTW!
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Wait a minute. . .how do we already know who the contestants for third place are?
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because the first poll will be for first and second place. So this one is for third place.
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