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    Default Eat pork, and be a Muslim

    So I was had some serious discussions about faith and religion with my suicide bombing pals back at home, and we eventually got really deep into philosophy of faith etc despite the lack of hashash.

    Eventually we arrived at pig culling in Egypt and started talking about why pork is supposedly evil. One of the very learned brothers (from Kurdish Turkey) said something really interesting:

    If eating pork is the only reason that prevents you from being Muslim, then eat pork, and be a Muslim
    Just wonder what other pals in the faith think about this comment. We all agreed to it, though no one bought pork for the house yet.
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    Its issues like this that make me long to see a theologically liberal version of Islam hit the mainstream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bovril View Post
    Its issues like this that make me long to see a theologically liberal version of Islam hit the mainstream.
    that won't happen

    well if you meant, take out all the alien elements out of islam, ok

    but you cant change the quran

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    I eat pork and I'm not muslim. :/

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    Emphasizes what's important about faith, faith. Rather then arbitration. So many christians I know just worry about eating meat on good friday, rather then practicing the seven virtues.

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    Yeah its funny for example that many if not most Muslims who are in prison refuse to eat pork as if by not eating pork they can redeem themselves from the murder, rape, theft, or whatever crimes they did which led them to prison in the first place. LOLZ
    Quote Originally Posted by sephodwyrm View Post
    So I was had some serious discussions about faith and religion with my suicide bombing pals back at home
    Lolz, u r too funny my suicide bombing brother.


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    the guy is obviously kidding. come on. assuming he believes that Islam is the true religion, and in that case he know (of course as he believes) that he's going to go to hell if he doesn't embrace Islam. in other words (just to get every body straight on this) he chooses pork over eternity in Paradise?

    as for embracing Islam with his exceptions..i think it's up to God himself to decide if he is going to be judged as a Muslim or as a non believer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MehemtAli_Pasha View Post
    he chooses pork over eternity in Paradise?
    Ever heard of bacon? Pork is eternity in paradise.

    Incidentally pork is also the reason an "Eurabia" will never happen, we like our ribs, sausages, minced meant and all that other yummy stuff too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MehemtAli_Pasha View Post
    he chooses pork over eternity in Paradise?
    Its not paradise if they don't have bacon.

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    Ever heard of bacon? Pork is eternity in paradise.
    bah.
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    If u want eat pork than don't be muslim just choose another faith that not forbidden to eat pork (simple isn't it)
    The reason that muslims forbidden to eat pork as far as I know It's because The God order...yhis is an order just like shaalat to differentiating who the muslims and who the infidels altought I don't get deep learning about Islam but I believe that many another reason why pork being forbidden for muslim.... just for information the scientis found that many desease consist in pork may be the pig influenza one of them......

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    why would god make an animal so tasty and then deny it to his favoured people?
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    Just say that everyone have each believe for his faith just don't bother another faith, and keep respect for them if you want to be respected by them.

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    I'll expand on my earlier comment. There is a place for a theologically liberal version of Islam. In other words, a version of Islam that takes the Qu'ran to be inspired, but not the literal word of God.
    It is the literal word of god, to say otherwise is too call the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) a liar. I've seen some brands of Liberal Islam and remained unimpressed, it was a farce.

    In this framework aparantly inexplicable regulations such as the prohibition on pork could be disregarded.
    Why? The Jewish people seem too have no problem in fitting with Western, while following their religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Modern Life is Rubbish View Post
    why would god make an animal so tasty and then deny it to his favoured people?
    Because he's douche bag?


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    To not eat pork would be an expression of faith, not much different than following other dietary laws, keeping up five daily prayers, or keeping a constant state of cleanliness.

    For that's what it is, in Islam, a case of misj, uncleanliness/impurity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sher Khan View Post
    To not eat pork would be an expression of faith, not much different than following other dietary laws, keeping up five daily prayers, or keeping a constant state of cleanliness.

    For that's what it is, in Islam, a case of misj, uncleanliness/impurity.
    not only that but it is a cultural thing too.

    In South Asia, pork isn't really eaten even by the Hindus,Jains,Sikhs or Buddhists.The only people I know of in India for example, who eat pork are (probably) the adiuvasi (tribals) and the Goans because of the Portugese colonists in the past who also happend to impose their religion on the local Hindus quite brutally .
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    [and the Goans because of the Portugese colonists in the past who also happend to impose their religion on the local Hindus quite brutally .
    Many Hindus located in Goa, Damão and Diu accepted cristianity openly and voluntarely in the 16th century. The Portuguese did spread their religion very actively, but not "brutally" as you describe. And don't bother mentioning the Portuguese inquisition, most of the people during that time in reality had to pay monetary fines for the absolution of any charges.

    And why the long face, your making it sound as if those "poor" people and their descendents are unfortunate enough to be eating pork meat now. If anything, their culinary variety has grown enourmously, have you ever tried Goanese culinary, it's some of very best in the world, try vinha de alho/vindaloo/vindalho (yes, it has pork meat)
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    Quote Originally Posted by numerosdecimus View Post
    Many Hindus located in Goa, Damão and Diu accepted cristianity openly and voluntarely in the 16th century. The Portuguese did spread their religion very actively, but not "brutally" as you describe. And don't bother mentioning the Portuguese inquisition, most of the people during that time in reality had to pay monetary fines for the absolution of any charges.

    And why the long face, your making it sound as if those "poor" people and their descendents are unfortunate enough to be eating pork meat now. If anything, their culinary variety has grown enourmously, have you ever tried Goanese culinary, it's some of very best in the world, try vinha de alho/vindaloo/vindalho (yes, it has pork meat)
    I am not saying they're unfortunate in eating pork, I am just saying that the consumption of pork is not common at all in India and it would have been even rarer in pre-colonial times.I would prefer Mughlai food over Goan cuisine any day,vindaloo was created under the Portugese so isn't really an Indian dish it's a good thing we expelled the Portugese out of the country in 1960 .

    I put the long face since colonialism was a bad experience for my country.The Portugese were far more stubborn than the British who withdrew in 1947.
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    As a Muslim each and everytime you eat pork without good reason you're giving Allah the finger.
    allah created the entire universe (think about it that's a pretty large creation)




    but he cares about what you put in your mouth?

    it's such a ridiculous belief that it blows my mind how anyone can believe this stuff.

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    I would prefer Mughlai food over Goan cuisine any day,vindaloo was created under the Portugese so isn't really an Indian dish it's a good thing we expelled the Portugese out of the country in 1960 .
    Vindaloo/vinha de alho/vindalho was originally a portuguese recepie and stil exists in Portugal, but in Goa their speciffic recepie for vindaloo evolved, incorporating various spices from both India and Brasil, I've tasted it and if you're a fan of spicy foods with real substance (meat, rice, etc) then it is divine, for the lack of a better term.

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