Make your own NUCU_LER EXPLOSION

[sephodwyrm]

AMAGAD! NU...NUCU...NUCU_LER ATTACK!
Fear not, friends. I am not a genocidal maniac, nor am I the US of A deciding how many Japanese must die for the war to end. I am here to introduce the means of how to make your own EXPLOSION of the most magnificent proportions.
Some guy figured that by using cotton, cauliflower bits, glue and lighting, you can create your own miniature nuclear explosion. Not a nuke, but a nuclear explosion.
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/31882661.html

Here are the steps:
1. Take cauliflower and bits of cotton to make a tower. Remember to put some incandescent lighting in the middle (I think Sodium light works, too...it's very orange-red which is good).

2. And then, make sure you take some wires and stick some cotton around it to give the mushroom ring. It's important for OOOH WAHAH. Make a few if you want to create some multi-layered NUCU_LER explosion.

3. And turn the lights on. Place it over a miniature city/land mark of choice. Death to <<Insert Hated Enemy's Country>>!!!

And that, my friend, is how we Chinese faked all our nuclear tests.

[Chaigidel]

going to buy some ig just to put a mushroom cloud over them

[Godfrey I of Leuven]

Space Marines would be better as they wouldn't die of radiation :')