Favorite Movie Quotes

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  1. pchalk's Avatar

    pchalk said:

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    Inspired by a silly facebook app i wanted to post this.

    They can be anything from inspirational to badass, whatever reason suites you.


    Mine will be badass :

    Jesse Ventura - "I Ain't Got Time To Bleed!" ~ Predator

    Liam Neeson - "i will look for you, i will find you, i will kill you" - Taken

    Clint Eastwood - “This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?" - Dirty Harry

    David Wenham -
    King Leonidas: "Dilios, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless." Dilios: "Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare." - 300.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger - "See you at the party Richter!" - Total Recall

    Nicolas Cage - "There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? "
    - Lord of War


    Arnold Schwarzenegger -
    "Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
    Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
    Matrix: I lied." - Commando


    Daniel Craig: [laughing - after being stuck five times with a knotted rope] "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! " - Casino Royale
     
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    Manco said:

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    John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

    John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherer.
    Some day I'll actually write all the reviews I keep promising...
     
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    pchalk said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraud View Post
    John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

    John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherer.
    hell yea die hard
     
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    Mr. Pink said:

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    "ENGLISH, MOTHERER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?" - Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction

    "Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here" - Jesse Ventura - Predator

    "FFS! You've ruined ma good suit you ing IDIOT!"
    "Look, I'm sorry, I'll buy you another one."
    "Sorry's no gonnae dry me aff ya "
    "Look Franco the man said he's sorry"
    "No sorry enough fur bein' a fat "
    *glasses the guy*

    - Begbie - Trainspotting
    Last edited by Mr. Pink; April 23, 2009 at 04:59 PM.

    Quote Originally Posted by Danny_K_1 View Post
    They tried to protest in Glasgow and someone was raped at their camp. Moral of the story is children: do not camp overnight in Glasgow City Centre.
    Post of The Year 2011
    Quote Originally Posted by Ima Farmathar View Post
    knowing what is about to happen I whisper in her ear,
    “do you know what makes us different from other animals?, We follow our prey, a lion or a tiger gets bored and follows something else, we persist” -------------------------------------------------------------------
    yhea i once did that, to a girl in higschool, i pressured her until she agreed to go sailing in a 10 ft baue, but she almost drowned so i no longer try that




     
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    Markas said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny_C_1 View Post
    "ENGLISH, MOTHERER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?" - Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction
    I work in Scotland and I say this to the locals all the time.
     
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    REQUIEM said:

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    GET TO THE CHOPPPAAAAAA - Predator

    'Colonel Trautman: "what we gonna do john?" Rambo: "well i guess surrounding them is out of the question..... 'EM!!!!" *reloads grenade launcher fire it at a troop carrier* Rambo 3.

    "One day son all this will be your....." Son: "What the curtains?!" Monty Python holy grail
     
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    Edward Longshanks: "the problem with scotland... is its full of scots!"
     
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    Danny_K_1 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacket60 View Post
    "the problem with scotland... is its full of scots!"
    I will look for you, I will find you, I will kill you.

     
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    pchalk said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny_K_1 View Post
    I will look for you, I will find you, I will kill you.
    ok i loled big time I add rep to u

    Quote Originally Posted by DaLeGiOnArY View Post

    Billy Mays: *RANDOM SCREAMING ABOUT OXYCLEAN*
    HAHAHA i loled at this too rep too
    Last edited by pchalk; April 23, 2009 at 07:14 PM.
     
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    Mr. Pink said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny_K_1 View Post
    I will look for you, I will find you, I will kill you.
    lol. I thought it was a great quote. It really showed how much of a bastard Longshanks was and made him a great baddy in the eyes of his enemies.

    Quote Originally Posted by Markas View Post
    I work in Scotland and I say this to the locals all the time.


    Where abouts you work?

    Quote Originally Posted by Danny_K_1 View Post
    They tried to protest in Glasgow and someone was raped at their camp. Moral of the story is children: do not camp overnight in Glasgow City Centre.
    Post of The Year 2011
    Quote Originally Posted by Ima Farmathar View Post
    knowing what is about to happen I whisper in her ear,
    “do you know what makes us different from other animals?, We follow our prey, a lion or a tiger gets bored and follows something else, we persist” -------------------------------------------------------------------
    yhea i once did that, to a girl in higschool, i pressured her until she agreed to go sailing in a 10 ft baue, but she almost drowned so i no longer try that




     
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    Noble Savage said:

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    From The Thing

    [Norris' head grows legs and tries to walk away]
    Palmer
    You gotta be ing kidding.
    [The Thing screams and roars]

    Macready
    Yeah you too..
    From The Warriors

    Cyrus

    You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?
    Crowd
    Yeah
    Cyrus
    Can you dig it?
    Crowd
    Yeah
    Cyrus
    Can you diiiiggggggg it ?

    From Spaceballs

    Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
    Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
    Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
    Major : I did sir. He's my cousin.
    Dark Helmet: Who is he?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an sir.
    Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
    Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major
    Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
    Colonel Sandurz: He's an too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip
    Dark Helmet: How many s we got on this ship anyhow?
    The Crew: YO!!!!
    Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by s
    [Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
    Dark Helmet: Keep firing s!!
    Under the protection of jimkatalanos
    with further protection from
    Calvin R.I.P mate, Cúchulainn , Erebus26 , Paggers Jean-Jacques Rousseau
    and Future Filmmaker
     
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    Jaketh said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacket60 View Post
    Edward Longshanks: "the problem with scotland... is its full of scots!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Danny_K_1
    I will look for you, I will find you, I will kill you.

    ROFLMAO
     
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    Bruce Willis: YIPPEE KAY YAY MOTHER F!@$ER

    Jenni: Run forrest run!

    Vader: I am your father (Actually luke's real dad is a black man from L.A.)

    Allen Harper: East down sommerset until you reach the gates of hell.

    Luke: This is red five i'm going in!

    Wedge: Look at the size of that thing!

    Vader: I have you know!

    Billy Mays: *RANDOM SCREAMING ABOUT OXYCLEAN*

    Proud creator of the original describe the person above you thread in '09.
    Also proud ragequitter.

     
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    Confederate Jeb said:

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    Edward Longshanks: "the problem with scotland... is its full of scots!"
    +rep

    "It's just a scratch!" - The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
     
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    ^yes i help you wit frozenbluestick man

    Proud creator of the original describe the person above you thread in '09.
    Also proud ragequitter.

     
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    ok idk i just thought of this one too:

    Sean Bean - "One does not simply walk into Mordor. It's black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this." - LOTR FOTR
     
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    General Jack D. Ripper
    : Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
    General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
    General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
    General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
    General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
    General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
    General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.
     
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    Visna said:

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    Just re-watched Bridget Jones' Diary the other day. Packed with good quotes that one.

    Bridget: [rummaging through her fridge] Where the is the ing tuna?
    [imitating her line on TV]
    Bridget: This is Bridget Jones, with Sit Up Britain, searching for tuna.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Bridget: Apparently, I used to run round naked in his paddling pool.
    Daniel Cleaver: I bet you did, you dirty .
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    Bridget: Did I really run round your lawn naked?
    Mark Darcy: Oh, yes. You were four and I was eight.
    Bridget: Well, that's a pretty big age difference. It's quite pervy really.
    Mark Darcy: Yes, I like to think so.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    [answering phone]
    Bridget: Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum... Hi.
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    Bridget: Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that.
    Mark Darcy: Oh, yes, they ing do.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------

    Under the stern but loving patronage of Nihil.
     
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    This is me not gettin' it Visna .

    You have some balls following up classic lines from a classic film with ing Bridget Jones, I'll give ya that.