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    Default North Korea officially has Nukes. Man who cannot pronouce "L"s asks where is your Rord now?

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6155956.ece

    North Korea is now a fully fledged nuclear power. It has the capacity to do an america and wipe out Japanese cities. It has been confirmed by top men...top men.

    Is the prospect of removing the dicatator of the DPRK dead in the water? Is this the best defensive move by Kim Jong Irr could possibly do?




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    Can't do about it now.
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    Damn! That's very bad news...

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    Default Re: North Korea officially has Nukes. Man who cannot pronouce "L"s asks where is your Rord now?

    Not to mention they have the world's largest artillery force.

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

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    good
    them south kroeans will be pleased

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    Default Re: North Korea officially has Nukes. Man who cannot pronouce "L"s asks where is your Rord now?

    nuke them before they can fire a shot!

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    Default Re: North Korea officially has Nukes. Man who cannot pronouce "L"s asks where is your Rord now?

    wait
    how many kilotons are their nukes?
    if it's prissy small, why bother?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    wait
    how many kilotons are their nukes?
    if it's prissy small, why bother?
    Even if they are, they can still kill millions of innocent Koreans or Japanese...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ketchup View Post
    Even if they are, they can still kill millions of innocent Koreans or Japanese...
    thankfully, not even kim jong "i'm so ronery" il is that daft to do that; all he's concerned about is hanging onto his legacy/power.

    i stated b4, when the north koreans launched their ICBM that the sale of such rockets would benefit the army which kim jong "i'm so ronery" il depends on for support and power.

    having norte korea as a nuke power just gives them a new bargaining chip to play with. we'll just give them more aid and leave them alone, and they'll go back to....doing whatever it is north koreans do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    having norte korea as a nuke power just gives them a new bargaining chip to play with. we'll just give them more aid and leave them alone, and they'll go back to....doing whatever it is north koreans do.

    Good theory!

    So we could blow up one of their military bases and see what they dare to do? My guess is that he would do nothing unless he wants to lose his entire country and leave every NKs dead.

    Why should we fear them anyway? We have more nukes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aqd View Post
    Good theory!

    So we could blow up one of their military bases and see what they dare to do?

    My guess is that he would do nothing unless he wants to lose his entire country and leave every NKs dead.
    i hear the japanese gov. has been investing in a missile defence shield; how's that coming along?

    i doubt the north koreans would want to target south korean civilians tho, preferring instead the US bases on the peninsula.
    even the north korean Generals who've been educated overseas would know the merits of winning the support of the south kroeans for a unified korea.

    aqd, relax dood
    i mean what would the norte koreans gain from launching a nuke into japan? nothing but trouble. sure they'rte pissed about ww2 and colonisation but i doubt even the generals will enforce kim jong "i'm so ronery" il suicidal order to launch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    wait
    how many kilotons are their nukes?
    if it's prissy small, why bother?
    Quote Originally Posted by aqd View Post
    Why should we fear them anyway? We have more nukes!
    You guys are seriously making nukes a whose-d**k-is-bigger contest? Where do you both live, which state?

    Even the smallest of nukes can melt your face off, Exarch.
    And aqd... if you only knew the horrors of nuclear damage - first contact, AND the generations of genetic deformity thereafter - then you wouldn't be talking out of your ass right now. Then you will know fear.

    Stop being juvenile. You won't be so cocky if an ICBM is heading your way. What I wouldn't give to see the looks on your faces if that day were to come. And guess what? If only one nuke lands at a place near you, it's not going to matter to you if your country has bigger nukes or not - cos you'll just be a melted mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuatha Mordred View Post
    You guys are seriously making nukes a whose-d**k-is-bigger contest? Where do you both live, which state?

    Even the smallest of nukes can melt your face off, Exarch.
    And aqd... if you only knew the horrors of nuclear damage - first contact, AND the generations of genetic deformity thereafter - then you wouldn't be talking out of your ass right now. Then you will know fear.
    If NK dares to nuke any place, other countries would just nuke back - and with far more nukes I believe.

    It is not my ass that is at stake, it's the NKs themselves. They should know fear

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    Quote Originally Posted by aqd View Post
    If NK dares to nuke any place, other countries would just nuke back - and with far more nukes I believe.

    It is not my ass that is at stake, it's the NKs themselves. They should know fear
    I'm sure the Chinese, South Koreans, and Japanese would just LOVE that descesion.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Turkish Sultan View Post
    Good going NK! Just like the rest of the nuclear armed world, your country is safe from the hand of the US. Now if only everyone would have nukes, each would stay on their own side, especially the US.
    Yeah that'll work. Lets drown this world with nukes, so we can have a surplus that would make Somalia proud.
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    I'm jealous now...
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    Didn't we find out in the Nineties that if America invaded Cuba in '62 it would have been seen as some grievous aggression and the Soviet Union would have defended themselves?

    Let's hope Lil' Kim is smart enough to blink first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Skinna View Post
    Didn't we find out in the Nineties that if America invaded Cuba in '62 it would have been seen as some grievous aggression and the Soviet Union would have defended themselves?

    Let's hope Lil' Kim is smart enough to blink first.
    Well I guess that all comes down to who believes in MAD and who doesn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Skinna View Post
    Didn't we find out in the Nineties that if America invaded Cuba in '62 it would have been seen as some grievous aggression and the Soviet Union would have defended themselves?
    No, we found out in the Nineties that the Soviets were just as mortified at the thought of nuclear war as we were.

    That, and that there are actually human beings in Russia, and not raving red-eyed lunatic monsters with red stars on their foreheads foaming at the mouth and babbling about the evils of communism.
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    No, we found out in the Nineties that the Soviets were just as mortified at the thought of nuclear war as we were.

    That, and that there are actually human beings in Russia, and not raving red-eyed lunatic monsters with red stars on their foreheads foaming at the mouth and babbling about the evils of communism.
    Let's hope North Korea is as grounded then.

    And no, the Soviets would have seen that as an aggressive act of war if Cuba were invaded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Skinna View Post
    Let's hope North Korea is as grounded then.

    And no, the Soviets would have seen that as an aggressive act of war if Cuba were invaded.
    Well yes they would have seen it as an aggressive act of war probably, but far from launching any nukes. As motive-8 said it turned out it was much more of a man/snake relationship then we had thought. The reason why we get so worried about places like N. Korea and Iran is that we don't think they think about MAD as we do. It could very well turn out that they do, but given N. Korea's detonation of a bomb (a dud though it was) and their testing of missiles towards Japan it doesn't exactly look that way.
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