Headbanging gutwrenching metal!!

[vizi]

shock for the sake of shock is dumb.

Since I have no idea why you said that.....

[Sharpe]

Relapse Records should be Mentioned in this thread, a lot of good bands are signed to them.

[gambit]

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!

THIS THREAD IS REALLY ROCKIN COCKS, BERSERKER!

[vizi]

Relapse Records should be Mentioned in this thread, a lot of good bands are signed to them.

HOHOHOHO! 1 minute to late! Toxic Holocaust is on Relapse.

[Sharpe]

HOHOHOHO! 1 minute to late! Toxic Holocaust is on Relapse.

I know, I know, along with a certain other band

[mrmouth]

Bathory

very nice

Whether into black metal or not (which I never was all that much), there are some just some really great songs and albums if your into metal at all.

One of my favorites; Severed Survival. I sent a copy to my guys in Fallujah, they played it on mobile loud speakers just before sunset to piss off the insurgents, scared the out of everyone to the point they got requests to stop playing it, also played a lot of Bathory:



kind of sad nobody has posted any Bathory yet, the two songs below exhibit what made them great. They were very talented musically. The solo on call from the grave is short, but awesome.

[vizi]

One of my favorites; Severed Survival. I sent a copy to my guys in Fallujah, they played it on mobile loud speakers just before sunset to piss off the insurgents, scared the out of everyone to the poin they got requests to stop plying it, also played a lot of Bathory:

Nothing like some metal to blast at insurgents. :p

When I saw Exodus, they dedicated this to all the s from the middle east.

[God]

My fav Bathory song \,,/

[mrmouth]

Nothing like some metal to blast at insurgents. :p

Probably would have sucked mightily when coming off a speed or adrenaline trip, and trying to find a safe place to bed down for the night...

They were constantly monitoring insurgent communications, and we know they didn't like it.

[vizi]

Good.

[Ältester der Motten]

Now to some actual wrenching of the guts.

What? No Job For a Cowboy?

Please excuse me while I laugh my arse off.

Just like Job For A Cowboy. Poser metal. Tough guy music. Wannabes.

That's not really the problem, it's just this retarded mixing of sound effects that don't fit together that makes them so very unbearable.

Seriously, who cares about something as pitiful as a music scene anyway?

Reminds me of that other band whose name I quickly forgot once they commenced massive pig squealing in (B)DM.
PIG SQUEALING. DEATH METAL. JUST NO! It's like playing Mahler with electric guitars. Should never happen.

Metal is [...] sadistic

[Bovril]

On a somewhat related note, I decided to check out slayer the other day on youtube, and I don't see what all the fuss is about. They aren't terribly hard at all!

Not anymore, but they they were fairly cutting edge when it came to brutallity in the mid 80s:

Jesus Saves


Raining Blood


And this song is from 1983, it was some of the most agressive metal recorded that year. The Antichrist:

[vizi]

O_o

Of course Slayer isn't hard. Slayer is brutal, heavy, thrash metal. Leave hard to the weak.

[Ältester der Motten]

Leave hard to the weak.

Why is "hard" for the weak only?

[vizi]

Because it is not metal. Duh?!

[Ältester der Motten]

Because it is not metal. Duh?!

Brutal Death Metal is not Metal then, yes?

And non-Metal is automatically weak then, yes?

And Metal is automatically strong, yes?

[vizi]

Brutal Death Metal is metal. But it isn't hard. Hard is stuff like hard rock or hard core. Metal is heavy.

[Ältester der Motten]

Brutal Death Metal is metal. But it isn't hard. Hard is stuff like hard rock or hard core. Metal is heavy.

Oh, I get what you mean now.

[vizi]

I have to keep metal unpure. Kill the purified masses that try to bring metal into a weaker state.

[Arto]

I have to keep metal unpure. Kill the purified masses that try to bring metal into a weaker state.

Don't worry. Nu-metal has lost its popularity.