This is the Worst Movie Tagline Ever! [PIC]

Know any that are even worse?

isn't this also the tagline for Passion of the Christ 2?

Just notice this KI Pop Culture Tagline Stickers-Love.

the taglines on the left 4 dead posters are pretty cool lol

"Hell came to earth, these four are gonna send it back"

she was ugly, now she just has a paper bag over her face.

What do you expect from Crank? The entire premise for that movie is stupid. Homeboy survives a fall from a damn helicopter. I really like Jason Statham, but he has put out a lot of crap movies. I think only he could possibly get away with this.

Originally Posted by Captain Jin

What do you expect from Crank? The entire premise for that movie is stupid. Homeboy survives a fall from a damn helicopter. I really like Jason Statham, but he has put out a lot of crap movies. I think only he could possibly get away with this.

He has obviously found his niche in Hollywood, movies low on dialogue, high on action, special effects and many and numerous swear words thrown around for good effect. It is obvious that as he ages, he will not be able to continue in these roles. It will be interesting to see if he can transform his style as an actor or tries to continue upon the beat-em-up roles and fails.

Originally Posted by PubliusKhannus

He has obviously found his niche in Hollywood, movies low on dialogue, high on action, special effects and many and numerous swear words thrown around for good effect. It is obvious that as he ages, he will not be able to continue in these roles. It will be interesting to see if he can transform his style as an actor or tries to continue upon the beat-em-up roles and fails.

But he's actually a good actor. In Bank Job and Snatch he did a great job just to name a couple off the top of the head. He's capable of much more than the likes of this or In the Name of the King.

Originally Posted by Captain Jin

But he's actually a good actor. In Bank Job and Snatch he did a great job just to name a couple off the top of the head. He's capable of much more than the likes of this or In the Name of the King.

He was quality as the Monk.

Originally Posted by Captain Jin

What do you expect from Crank? The entire premise for that movie is stupid. Homeboy survives a fall from a damn helicopter. I really like Jason Statham, but he has put out a lot of crap movies. I think only he could possibly get away with this.

The Trasnporter was pretty darn cool... But the sequels were...

The tag for Beowulf, "I will kill your monster"

Originally Posted by thatguy

The tag for Beowulf, "I will kill your monster"

Sums up the story of Beowulf very concisely. What else does Beowulf actually do? Nothing. He kills 3 monsters. That's it.

Moved to the farts.

I knew they'd come up with some BS excuse to sequel it, right when at the end of Crank when his eyes opened.. I dont mind though. It's a nice timewaster once it comes out on TV (like most of Jason Stathams movies) so cool I guess.

As for Statham, I think he just likes beating the out of people. When he isnt doing that he's watching himself beat the out of people and thinking of other ways to go beat the out of more people.

I really liked the first one. A great concept action flick. Give him a drug and the only way he can stay alive is to keep moving faster and faster and faster. Made for a great action flick.

I was, surprised about the sequel. However, considering how insane the first one was...I mean we can cast aside reality. Especially for a movie.

I might go see it in theaters with some friends.

Well, there actually is a drug that if taken will kill you if you don't keep a high enough level of adrenaline and high heart-rate. I haven't seen the first Crank myself so I don't know about the full things that he did, but that premise is marginally realistic... to a point (that drug will, if I remember it correctly, wear off after time)

The premise that they took his heart out, though, is stupid. Heck, the premise that he survived as a recognizable human instead of a hamurger is dumb, and then they gave him a new heart for... what, farming his organs? Why on earth would anyone take the time to put in a presthetic heart to keep someone alive while they farm his organs? You farm them once, then you cook him, the liver is the only thing that grows back after all.

And at the OP, that's the dumbest tagline I can think of for now.

I also wonder how he got a heart replacement then was set free since he was basically a highly wanted fugitive at the end of Crank.

Lemme guess, in the hospital, they put him under the outstandingly vigilant watch of one blind guard who has narcolepsy.

And is paraplegic.

Sorrry but the epic tagline of Jaws The Revenge(Jaws 4). This time is personal takes the glory of bad movie taglines!

I mean...its a shark not a gangster...he cant get personal...he is an animal! He probably doesnt even have a deep personality to get personal with someone else...

Not to mention the movie is terrible...

how is a sequel to this movie possible. I DONT UNDERSTAND!

He fell out of a plane probably 20k feet if not higher and hit concrete. DEAD. A sequel really? a SEQUEL!? Prequel would make sense, not a sequel.

Originally Posted by Kanaric

how is a sequel to this movie possible. I DONT UNDERSTAND!

He fell out of a plane probably 20k feet if not higher and hit concrete. DEAD. A sequel really? a SEQUEL!? Prequel would make sense, not a sequel.

You don't know that. Sure he was with what seemed like skyscrapers and clouds. But maybe he was in Salt Lake City.

Like the story matters in a movie like this...

Tagline sucks though

Originally Posted by Maraud

Like the story matters in a movie like this...

Tagline sucks though

Why does no one care for scientifical plausibility in their movies?


This is failing to even apply basic physics while seriously pretending to happen in this our world, for 's sake. It's not even comedy but deadly serious!