Lesbian Vampire Killers (no, I'm not kidding)

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    Valentin the II said:

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    What do you think?
    Looks like some British grindehous fun.
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    Looks like a load of old shite. I think I'm probably the only person who thinks they're not funny (Horne and Corden).
     
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    Fiyenyaa said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Leo View Post
    Looks like a load of old shite. I think I'm probably the only person who thinks they're not funny (Horne and Corden).
    No, you aren't the only person.

    I tried to watch one of the episodes of their sketch show - it was ing awful. I think I smirked about twice in 30 minutes.
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    Mr. Pink said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Leo View Post
    Looks like a load of old shite. I think I'm probably the only person who thinks they're not funny (Horne and Corden).
    The fat guy should be ordered to the gas chamber.
     
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    Don't know these guys, but the British do comedy best so I'm probably gonna love it
    Some day I'll actually write all the reviews I keep promising...
     
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    gambit said:

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    Looks like a movie we'd have here in America, but instead their British.

    So it's a mediocre movie.
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    Lancy said:

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    Awesome title but from what I hear an excruciatingly puerile piece of rubbish.
     
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    jsktrogdor said:

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    looks like some ass hole producer finally saw Sean of the Dead and decided he could make a better movie where a fat guy and a skinny dude run from monsters. i'll probley still rent it when it comes out on netflix, just to see desperate actresses make out with each other.
     
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    Manco said:

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    Am I the only one who likes these stupid movies?

    I completely realize they're shite, but somehow I still very much enjoy them.
    Some day I'll actually write all the reviews I keep promising...
     
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    jsktrogdor said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraud View Post
    Am I the only one who likes these stupid movies?

    I completely realize they're shite, but somehow I still very much enjoy them.
    all movies are good movies, some just require psychotropics to get there.
     
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    Markas said:

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    The movie critic Mark Kermode said it had one of the worse scripts he'd heard and was basically rubbish. Hardly suprising.
     
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    Horsa said:

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    *Yawn* English comedy died in the early 21st century.

    Good to see Red Dwarf back though. I'm so excited about it!
     
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    Manco said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Coat View Post
    *Yawn* English comedy died in the early 21st century.

    Good to see Red Dwarf back though. I'm so excited about it!
    I didn't know we were late 21st century...

    Besides American comedy by and large never even lifted off, what with the gazillionth sitcom about a working class couple and their 2-3 kids
    Some day I'll actually write all the reviews I keep promising...
     
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    Horsa said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraud View Post
    I didn't know we were late 21st century...
    Ha ha, Early as in 2001 sort of early. Always gotta prove me wrong
     
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    Selifator said:

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    Red Dwarf's back? Where!?!
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    Desperado † said:

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    Gavin and Stacy is a masterpiece in my opinion, though Horne and Corden's new thing is pretty shite. Yet to see this, I read some bad reviews and it looks like a poor attempt at a Hot Fuzz type film, though my mates loved it.
     
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    Nouvelle Vague said:

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    Real old school Grindhouse like, if done well I don't see why I couldn't be too bad.

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